Tsunade, you're really drunk!

This book has a very high original content. A very small number of plots are borrowed from the original work. The vague settings in the original work have been uniformly modified. Many of the settings that appear in the book are supplemented and sorted by myself and I think they are more reasonable.

The overall IQ of the content is online (except for the female characters, the author is a novice in emotions), there are many female protagonists, but only a few important female characters are described, and the rest are not elaborated in detail. The writing style tends to be funny and lively.

Advice: If you don't know much about Naruto, or haven't finished watching the entire series (including flashbacks), I don't recommend reading this book. I assume that readers already know a lot of things, so the reading threshold may be relatively high. If you don't know the original work completely, you may be confused. Of course, the truth is simple, so it's okay for those who haven't read it.

Diejia: In addition, although this is a refreshing story, I have mixed in a small amount of details. If there are some sudden operations in the article and you feel confused, you might as well take a look at the comments. If you can understand it, read it. If you can't understand it, just treat it as me making fun of it. The first 30 chapters are not very well written. I didn't write an outline at the beginning. Please be tolerant and read on. If the story after 30 chapters is not exciting, you can scold me.

In addition, the article contains a lot of meme elements. It depends on whether you can find them. Remember to comment on them~

(Brain storage ~ If you don’t have enough brains after reading half of it, please come back and take it out~)

"Qianye, remember to be on time for tonight's clan meeting. This is the most important clan meeting since ancient times for the Uchiha clan. It is related to the survival of the Uchiha clan."

"Got it. Eight o'clock, right? Then, I will go to Nanga Shrine to attend the clan meeting."

After notifying Qianye, Uchiha Inahiro turned and left, continuing to notify other people who were qualified to attend the clan meeting tonight.

Only special jonin and above can participate in the Uchiha clan's clan meetings. Whenever there are important matters to discuss within the clan, a meeting will be held to decide the clan's choices and future development direction.

After closing the reddish-brown door, I returned to the yard and watched the two goldfish swimming in the stone pond without having to worry about the life-and-death crises and intrigues in the outside world.

As time passed, his parents died one after another in the Third Ninja World War.

Only Qianye, who was only 5 years old at the time, was left.

Eleven years have passed, and now the only thing that can keep Qianye company is the ancient tree in the yard.

It is already September, and the weather is slightly cool. The evening breeze blows across the treetops. Under the sunset, the leaves appear even more withered and yellow. This sturdy old tree has appeared in Qianye's memory since his childhood.

Qianye walked to the tan lounge chair, lay down, and rested under the tree, quietly waiting for the clan meeting at night while recalling past memories.

On the day Qianye was born, when he opened his eyes and saw his own tender hands, Qianye knew that he had traveled through time and the man and woman in front of him should be his parents in this life.

"During the clan meeting on the eve of the Uchiha clan extermination, the host successfully traveled to the body of Uchiha Qianye, a member of the clan who participated in the meeting."

"System activation..."

"Timeline error @#&..."

"Activation failed. Will try again once the timeline is repaired..."

Qian Ye, who had just traveled through time, was also completely defeated by this system. It couldn't be a second-hand one.

Over the years, relying on his own experience and the decent ninja talent from his parents, the now 16-year-old Chiba has opened the three-magatama Sharingan and has become a standard hexagonal Uchiha Jonin.

He also restrained his nature a little and got along well with his family members.

In his previous life, he lived alone until he was 70 years old. As for why he lived alone, it was mainly because although he was handsome when he was young, when couples quarreled, the women always couldn't win the argument, and he never wanted to give in to the other party in this regard, so no girl could stand it.

This resulted in, although he had 9 relationships due to his handsome looks, he broke up with his girlfriends one by one because he spoke too directly.

After retirement, he lived a good life with pensions from the company and the state. However, with the rise of the Internet, Qian Ye, who was in his sixties at the time, relied on his experience and resolutely stepped into the Internet industry and became a host.

His unique way of speaking is loved by many young people in the new era. He thought he could live out his old age as a host on a small website.

But unexpectedly, in 2020, because of an accidental cold, his plan to become the first centenarian anchor was disrupted, and he died young at the age of 70.

The sunset slowly disappears into the horizon as the full moon rises.

I opened my eyes and looked at the rising moon. It was almost time.

Return to the house and put on a brand new specially made combat uniform and ninja sword.

Standing in front of the mirror, he looked at the combat uniform he had customized and the weapon at his waist.

The whole body is made of dark blue waterproof cloth, and the sleeves are slightly wide to hide the ninja tools. On the back is the Uchiha clan's iconic red and white round fan. The fabric of the combat uniform is made of a special silk thread produced by a kind of insect ninja beast, and it has a very high resistance to chakra.

Pinned on the white cloth around his waist was a ninja sword that he had custom-made by the blacksmith of the Hatake family. It was shaped like a Miao sword, with a 30cm handle wrapped in black cloth and painted with the logo of a round fan. The blade was 90cm long and was forged entirely with chakra metal. The blade was black and its chakra conduction loss was almost zero.

Even the scabbard is made of the medicinal wood of the Nara clan, which can prevent the blade from oxidation. Therefore, Nara Shikaku complained that "rich people have really strange ideas." Although it is possible to maintain the ninja sword regularly, Qianye does not want to spend time on these trivial matters.

Just this set of equipment and miscellaneous ninja tools almost used up most of Qianye's savings.

But Qianye didn't feel bad. After all, good steel is used on the blade, and clothes make the man, and saddles make the horse.

With a height of 1.85 meters, a body with clear lines and a sturdy torso, a handsome face that is standard for the Uchiha clan, and long spiky hair on his back, this is no longer just handsome, this is extremely handsome!

Qianye made so many preparations in order to welcome the arrival of tonight and activate the system.

Sixteen years! Do you know how I have survived these sixteen years? Without strong support, Qianye couldn't even speak freely, for fear of offending someone and being targeted.

Although this led to Qianye being pursued by a large number of female classmates when he was in Ninja School, and even though Qianye himself enjoyed it and experienced happiness that he had never had in his previous life, he still had to say that it was really uncomfortable not to reveal his true nature!!!

As long as the Tonight Clan activates the system, its future strength will surely soar.

Then I can finally take off the mask I have worn for 16 years! I can be a sunny and cheerful boy who is consistent in appearance and true to his heart!

Qianye moved quickly on the rooftop, running towards the Nanga Shrine.

The shrine's buildings lost their former splendor after years of wear and tear, and so did the Uchiha clan, which had been struggling to survive under the oppression of the village since the night of the Nine-Tails Rebellion, and was even forced to move the entire clan to the edge of the village.

Lifting up a piece of floor in the shrine, Qianye came to the place where the clan meeting was held secretly.

In the clan meeting, the walls were filled with candles, and the clan members who had arrived long ago sat cross-legged on the ground waiting for the arrival of other compatriots.

No one said a word. Under the light emitted by the orange-yellow candlelight, looking from the back of the clan meeting, the shadows on the ground seemed even darker and the atmosphere even more depressing.

Qianye walked down the stairs from the entrance to the clan meeting place.

Just about to walk towards his seat in the middle.

"Uchiha Madara!!! Why are you here!"

Elder Shana jumped up immediately, his eyes full of vigilance and fear. The man he once betrayed left an indelible mark in his heart, like a god.

"who!?"

"where?"

The rest of the young clan members were bewildered. After all, the name Uchiha Madara was a taboo in the village. Only the elderly who survived from that era and a very small number of senior ninjas knew it.

Qianye was also startled by the sound and turned around with a look of confusion on his face.

When Elder Shana saw Qianye’s face, he realized that he had seen it wrong. It was just that their figures and clothes were too similar.

Looking from the back, only the ninja sword on the waist is different from Uchiha Madara's. Behind Madara is the Uchiha clan's ancestral artifact, the Uchiha fan, but now it has been taken away with Madara's escape.

"Uchiha Chiye! How can you dress like this!?"

Uchiha Setsuna stretched out his hand and accused Qianye.

"Is there something wrong with the combat uniform I'm wearing?"

Qianye looked at the other person with a kind expression.

The young ninjas sitting below also didn't understand how handsome this combat uniform was. They also wanted to customize one. Elder Setsuna's aesthetic taste was really unique.

Faced with Qianye's question, Shanna didn't know how to answer. He couldn't say that he was frightened by Qianye's back.

"Hmph! Never mind. It's nothing."

He turned his head away, not wanting to see Qianye.

Qianye walked to his seat.

"The time is correct, the place is correct, the event is correct, and the defense system has been activated."

"By breaking the opponent's defense, you can gain the opponent's talent and choose whether to copy it."

Qianye sat on the futon, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, looking even more kind!

Qianye thought to himself: "Uchiha Setsuna, right? I wonder what talents you have that you can show off..."