Black Lotus is reborn. Hush! Just lie down and be quiet.
Chapter 310 Why not eat and poop at the same time?
Xia Qingqing and Shen Qiubai also came to pick up the plane. They drove two cars and waited outside the airport.
"Here I come, Jinyi this way!"
Chen Yingjun jumped up excitedly and waved his hands vigorously.
When the others came closer, Chen Yingjun punched Si Jinyi on the shoulder and joked, "You are really good, even faster than Zhou Dao. I'll eat your wedding wine and then Zhou Dao's. Hey, my mom will be urging me to die again!"
Chen Yingjun, who was originally smiling, suddenly thought of a sad fact. In the past, when his mother urged him to get married, he could use Si Jinyi as a shield, but now he was the only one left, he could imagine how his mother would scold him.
"That idiot Jin Yi is married, and you're the only one left. You're also the oldest. Chen Yingjun, don't you feel ashamed? I have no place to put my old face!"
Chen Yingjun became more and more panicked the more he thought about it, and couldn't help but glare at Si Jinyi.
"You can learn from me and find a woman to act out a scene to solve the problem from the root!" Si Jinyi was very proud.
Only someone as smart as him could come up with such a clever idea.
"I can't find a girl like Miss Zhuang to act with me."
Chen Yingjun glanced at his grinning brother and couldn't help but said enviously, "Little Bird, you are such a lucky fool!"
The smile on Si Jinyi's face disappeared instantly, and he glared at him coldly, "You are stupid, I always get 100 points in the exams, and it's hard for you to even pass!"
"I just don't want to waste my time on useless things. If I study hard, I will definitely get 100 points in every subject!"
Chen Yingjun refused to admit that he was stupid, he was just too lazy to learn.
Si Jinyi snorted. The one who scored 100 points in every subject was Shen Qiubai. Among the four of them, Shen Qiubai was the best student, and the fat guy was at the bottom.
Thinking of the funny things that happened when Chen Yingjun was in school, Si Jinyi couldn't help laughing, "Fatty, how did you solve the problem of chickens and rabbits in the same cage?"
"Can not remember!"
Chen Yingjun's face darkened and he glared at him warningly.
Si Jinyi pretended not to see anything and happily recounted Chen Yingjun's great achievements in those days.
"You don't remember, but I do. The algorithm you wrote amazed the teacher. He even singled you out for special praise during class, praising your innovative spirit. Zhou Dao told me about it when he came back. I was so happy."
Zhou Dao and Chen Yingjun were in the same class. He was the one who told the story of the chickens and rabbits in the same cage when he returned to the compound. It has become a long-lasting joke in the compound for nearly a decade.
"Don't talk while driving!"
Chen Yingjun warned with a dark face.
"You drive your car, and I say mine."
Si Jinyi ignored him completely and was still grinning foolishly. Zhuang Hongye's curiosity was also aroused and she urged him to speak quickly.
"The fat guy said that chickens and rabbits cannot be kept in the same cage. The person who asked the question has no common sense. It's a stupid question asked by a stupid person." Si Jinyi said while trying not to laugh.
"Yeah, I think so too. And the question about draining water from the pool is so stupid. Draining water and storing water at the same time, what idiot came up with that? Why doesn't he eat and poop at the same time?"
Xiao Yingyue immediately found an ally. She also hated doing math problems the most. Every time she did math problems, she wanted to beat herself to death. If she died, she wouldn't have to do math problems anymore.
"Maybe this stupid question was thought up by the person who wrote it while eating and taking a shit. I don't know what's the point of learning this. My failure in math won't affect my ability to start a company and make a lot of money."
"Yes, I am not good at math, but it does not affect my performance. There are many old ladies in the vegetable market who have never learned math, but they can calculate very quickly!"
Xiao Yingyue and Chen Yingjun instantly became close friends and complained to each other bitterly.
Zhuang Hongye asked, "That's all he wrote? That's not considered innovation!"
"Also, Fatty wrote a second solution. He said that as long as the person is not blind, has incomplete limbs and has difficulty moving, or is not mentally retarded, his method will be used."
Si Jinyi almost laughed his mouth cramp, "His method is, first open the cage lid, catch the chickens, get the number of chickens, then count the rabbits in the cage to get the number of rabbits. It's simple and quick, much faster than counting the feet of chickens and rabbits. Fatty even wrote at the back, since you've counted the feet and heads, why not count the number as well? Even the dumbest person wouldn't make such a low-level mistake!"
"Hahahaha...Brother Yingjun, you're awesome. You did something I wanted to do but didn't dare to do!"
Xiao Yingyue gave a thumbs up and praised sincerely.
Every time she saw those difficult math problems, she wanted to do the same, but she didn't have the courage.
Chen Yingjun raised the corner of his mouth proudly and said modestly: "Don't do that, girl. I'm tough anyway, I'm not afraid of being beaten!"
When he was a kid, he got spanked a lot because of the mischief he did.
After this commotion, the atmosphere in the car became much more relaxed. Zhuang Hongye suddenly calmed down. After all, it was just an act and she didn't live in the capital. After the wedding banquet tomorrow, she would return to Shanghai and she and Si Jinyi would go their separate ways. They would have nothing to do with each other!
First send Xiao Yingyue and the others to the hotel, which is not far from Tiananmen Square. If they get up early, they can catch the flag-raising ceremony.
Song Chunlan and the others only found out about the wedding this morning. Although Zhuang Hongye said it was just an act and there was no need to attend the wedding, they still wanted to attend the wedding banquet as members of her family. Even though their status and position were far different from those of the Si family, they had to let the Si family know that Zhuang Hongye was not alone and that she also had a family.
Zhuang Hongye also returned to the compound. Si's mother had already arranged a room for her, but Zhuang Hongye wanted to sleep with Xia Qingqing. That night, Shen Qiubai was alone in the empty room.
At night, they lay in bed, not speaking for a long time, staring blankly at the window, and then they both laughed.
"In dreams, we like to stare at the window the most. It is narrow and small. When the moon climbs to the window, it is usually around ten o'clock in the evening. But the window is too small and the moon moves too fast, so we can only watch it for ten minutes."
Xia Qingqing recalled her past life, because at this moment, there was also a bright moon outside the window.
The moon is full on the 15th and 16th. Tonight the moon is round and bright, like a silver plate hanging in the night sky.
"When I was in the UK, my parents would celebrate Chinese festivals. We had a reunion dinner during the Spring Festival, and there had to be a fish. We ate glutinous rice balls during the Lantern Festival, green rice balls during the Qingming Festival, and rice dumplings during the Dragon Boat Festival. During the Mid-Autumn Festival, our family sat in the garden, eating mooncakes baked by my mother and admiring the moon. The moon in the UK is exactly the same as the moon in China, but why are the people different..."
Zhuang Hongye's voice became smaller and smaller. There were some things she couldn't say because it would implicate her friends.
Although her enemy was dead and her mood was much brighter than before, she still could not forgive many people from that period.
He Qianghua was not the only one who asked her parents to return to China and bullied them. He Qianghua was just the most excessive one among them and the direct murderer who led to the destruction of her family.
Those other people have done things to her family that are wrong to one degree or another. If they really want to settle the scores, it will take them forever in this lifetime.
The reason why she didn't continue to seek revenge was not because she was generous and forgave, but because she couldn't seek revenge.
If she kills hundreds or thousands of people at a time, she will definitely be wanted worldwide.
She also wanted to return to her home in the UK. Her home was a beautiful two-story building with front and back gardens. When she returned to China, her parents entrusted the house to a friend to take care of it, and the title deed was with her.
That house carries their family's happiest times and memories. Every piece of furniture and utensil bears the scent of her parents and siblings. She must go back.
Zhuang Hongye talked a lot about her childhood. Like many girls, she was carefree, innocent and lively. She was protected by her parents and siblings and knew nothing about the darkness and ugliness in the outside world. It was not until something happened in her family that she fell from heaven to hell and almost died several times.
In the end she survived, but her innocence and liveliness were gone forever. She would never laugh heartily again, nor would she shed a tear again.
"Go to sleep, and you will be the most beautiful bride tomorrow!"
Xia Qingqing listened patiently until Zhuang Hongye let out a long breath. She tucked the quilt in for her and sighed softly.
I hope Si Jinyi is really the right partner for Hongye, who can heal her heartache and help her truly let go of the past!
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