Spoiling my mistress and swallowing my dowry? After my rebirth, I changed my marriage to a powerful

Those people rode away without waiting for Xie Zhaozhao to answer.

Mo Yan felt itchy and asked Xie Zhaozhao, "Madam, can I go and see what happened?"

"You can watch the fun, but don't cause trouble."

Mo Yan said "Okay", rode his horse to chase Yin Jinan, and followed the people out of the city.

The capital of Daqian is surrounded by abundant rivers, and the city is crisscrossed with rivers.

Among them, Shahe River is a natural moat that semi-encloses most of the capital city. Therefore, to return to the capital city, one must cross a large stone arch bridge over Shahe River.

After Yin Jinan and his companions left the city, they saw from afar a large crowd of people gathering near the Shahe Bridge.

A rough estimate is several thousand people.

Most of these people are ordinary people living near the capital, all men, mostly young people.

They were huddled together, whispering excitedly to each other for confirmation.

"When the prince comes over later, shall we go together?"

"Of course."

"What should I do? I'm in a hurry now!"

"Hold it for now. Someone is coming to get information. The prince will be here in half an hour."

"Let's find our position first, and as soon as we hear the signal, unbutton our pants!"

"it is good!"

Mo Yan dismounted, stopped a few people and asked, "My dear fellow, are you all here to welcome the Crown Prince?"

The man was stunned and laughed: "Yes, we are here to welcome the prince."

"What great things did the prince do to earn his respect?" Mo Yan muttered, "Isn't it because the disaster relief efforts were unsuccessful?"

The man looked at him and said, "Little brother, join us?"

"Join what?"

The man whispered something to him, and Mo Yan's eyes widened: "Is this possible?"

"Why not? He can raise the price of grain to 600 coins and the price of salt to 1,000 coins. He is eating our flesh and blood... He is still an ominous person!"

Mo Yan was stunned. Seeing that he had no intention of joining, the man pushed him away in disgust and went to find other people to confirm.

Cheng Yu also found out the details and reported to Yin Jinan and Li Yunmu.

Yin Jinan and Li Yunmu rode their horses around in the crowd. Although some people deliberately buried their faces in their cotton coats, they still saw a few familiar faces.

Li Yunmu said to him: "Jin'an, someone organized this on purpose."

"A bunch of idiots!" Yin Jinan cursed.

He rode his horse across the Shahe Bridge and found at least dozens of people mixed in with the people. Although they were wearing ordinary people's clothes, they were different from the stupid people.

So many people come to die?

Which bastard tricked so many idiots here?

The huge crowd saw Yin Er, the famous bad guy in the capital, who had a good appearance.

Yin Jinan rode on a tall horse, wearing brocade clothes and jade belt, with a knife-like outline, like a jade sculpture. Under a pair of sword-like eyebrows, there was a pair of exquisite peach blossom eyes, three parts unruly, three parts unruly, three parts violent, and one part sinister.

Without even saying hello, he stamped on the poor playboy with his horse's hoof.

The dude couldn't even run away, and was stepped on by Yin Jin'an's horse hoof until his bones were almost broken. He shouted in panic: "Why did you step on me?"

Yin Jinan said nothing, reined in his horse, turned around and rode forward again.

The only servant of the playboy knelt down and begged, "Second Master Yin, please spare my master."

Yin Jinan followed with the whip, cursing as he whipped, "Since you are planning to exterminate your family, I will fulfill your wish in advance."

The man begged, "Second Master, please, we will leave immediately!"

The servant helped him up and crawled towards the city.

Yin Jinan rode on horseback, waving his whip and pointing at the crowd, saying, "Idiots! If you block my way, I will beat you to death!"

He rode his horse in a circle, trampling countless people and whipping countless people with his whip.

There are many people in this world who are stupid and can't understand what people say even if you remind them.

He watched as half of the people left and said to Li Yunmu, "I've been around Guanyin noodles for a long time, and I've learned to take care of these trivial matters."

Yin Jinan and Li Yunmu rode away on their horses, and Mo Yan also hid far away as he didn't want to cause trouble for his master.

At the beginning of noon, the court sent officials from the Ministry of Rites to welcome the prince.

The crowd suddenly became excited.

"Ready?"

"Oh, mother, I'm so nervous that I can't poop."

"I'm not used to peeing in front of people."

"Don't be impatient. When we say one, two, three, you can start to defecate!"

……

The disaster relief was ineffective, rumors spread, the prince lost all his sons at once, Duke Cheng'en and the queen were both ill, and the Wei family only sent the prince's second uncle Wei Anlu to take care of him.

No one else knew the news that the prince had lost his two sons, but Prince Qi and Prince Jin knew it, and they were overjoyed.

These two princes also came out to welcome the prince this time.

The other officials were all somewhat solemn, and Wei Anlu looked even more unhappy. Only Prince Qi and Prince Jin looked very high and mighty.

Wei Anlu couldn't help but sarcastically asked, "Are the two princes in such a good mood?"

"What you said is so unreasonable!" Prince Qi said seriously, "Doesn't Master Wei welcome the return of His Royal Highness the Crown Prince?"

Wei Anlu was too lazy to argue with him. Their Wei family was so powerful that even the emperor had to keep his tail between his legs. How could Prince Qi and Prince Jin still want to seize the throne?

The prince's two sons are gone, while the Prince of Qi has two sons and the Prince of Jin also has one son.

In terms of offspring, the prince has already lost.

But so what? If you lose a son, you can have another one. No matter what, the throne will not be the turn of Prince Qi and Prince Jin.

When they left the city, they saw a large number of people gathered on the bank of the Sha River. The officials of the Ministry of Rites were shocked and asked, "Why are so many people gathering here?"

Prince Qi had a blank expression on his face, but he was delighted in his heart.

He had invited these people to "respectfully" welcome the prince.

Prince Jin didn't know what was going on, so he asked, "Is this to welcome His Royal Highness the Crown Prince?"

The men who were chattering by the river suddenly fell silent when they saw the court officials coming.

"What are you doing here?" Wei Anlu shouted, "Gathering to cause trouble?"

Someone bravely answered: "We are the people living nearby, and we are here to welcome the prince."

"How do you know the prince is coming back?"

"That's what everyone says - aren't you here to pick someone up? Then it's not wrong for us to be here."

Wei Anlu warned: "Get out of the way, don't stay on the road."

Those people were quite obedient. They didn't block the road, but went to both sides of the arch bridge and stood on the river bank.

Each of them folded their arms in the cold wind, with their tattered hats and scarves covering their faces, so that no expression could be seen.

Soon, a group of people and horses came from a distance, and the prince returned to the court.

Officials from the Ministry of Rites, Prince Qi, Prince Jin, Wei Anlu and others all went up to kneel to receive him.

"Your Highness the Crown Prince is welcome to return to the court!"

The common people also became agitated.

Someone shouted, "Greetings, welcome His Royal Highness the Crown Prince back to court~"

"One, two, three~"

Thousands of people on both sides of the Shahe River suddenly took off their pants and defecated into the river.

Some were standing, some were squatting.

Some pull big ones, some pull small ones.

Everyone had already found their seats and lined up.

On both sides of the Shahe Bridge and on both sides of the Shahe River, like birds huddling together for warmth in winter, these men excreted into the Shahe River one after another.

The scene was full of men. They didn’t look down on each other. They ran away after they finished pooping. Those who didn’t poop would just expose their buttocks and quickly pull up their pants and run away. It was too cold!

They were obviously well prepared, and some of them were carrying buckets and throwing them directly into the Sand River.

During this period of time in Kyoto, the temperature has dropped to minus ten degrees Celsius, the river has long been frozen, and all the feces and urine have piled up on the ice.

There was still a cloud of steam coming out, exuding its final stubbornness.

“Warmly” welcome the prince back to the court!

There is only one word to describe that scene: weird!