I asked you to cross the courtyard, why do you say such things to everyone you meet?
Chapter 154: Finding trouble, bugs? Flies?
Xu Damao opened the shop for business as usual that day.
Not long after the door opened,
Three people walked in, and Xu Damao hurried over to greet them.
"I say, three of you, are you here to have a meal or to cause trouble? If you want to have a meal, I, Xu Damao, welcome you. If you want to cause trouble, I, Xu Damao, am not afraid."
"What's going on? Boss, this restaurant won't let people eat?"
These three people are the three drunkards who caused trouble in front of the store that day. Today they came here to seek revenge.
"Are you three really here for dinner?" Xu Damao was a little skeptical.
"Of course we are here to eat. Don't be afraid, boss. We are not the kind of people who eat without paying." Li Lei said.
"Hey! Li Lei, they're not afraid that we can't pay! The boss is afraid that the three of us will cause trouble. Have you forgotten what you did that day?" Zhou Xun patted Li Lei's shoulder.
"Hey! Boss, you won't hold a grudge like that, will you? It was the three of us who were drunk that day, and you should be a magnanimous person and not bear grudges." The last person looked at Xu Damao and smiled.
"Okay, since you three are not here to cause trouble, then I, Xu Damao, welcome you. Yingjun, take the three distinguished guests to the private room."
Although Xu Damao's restaurant is small, it has everything you need, including four elegant rooms.
Spring, summer, autumn and winter,
"No need, boss. The three of us can just sit in the living room. This will also allow people who come to eat to see that you are a fair-minded person." Chen Lu walked to a table, pulled out a chair and sat down.
Li Lei and Zhou Xun followed suit.
"Brother-in-law, what should I do?"
Qin Yingjun was a little overwhelmed when he saw this situation.
"What should we do? Just behave normally. If they dare to make trouble, I, Xu Damao, will not forgive them." Xu Damao's eyes were somewhat cold.
"Okay, brother-in-law, I'll listen to you."
Qin Yingjun walked over with the menu.
The three of them ordered the dishes normally.
Then serve the food and start eating.
When the three of them finished their meal and were about to pay the bill, an accident occurred.
"Three of us, total bill is twenty-five dollars and forty-one cents."
"Twenty-five dollars and forty-one cents? Are you kidding me?" Li Lei stood up and slammed the table.
Xu Damao thought: "Sure enough"
He walked over immediately, but before he could say anything,
"Li Lei, what are you doing? You have to pay for meals, so hurry up and pay." Chen Lu sat on the chair motionless and lit a cigarette.
"It's not Chen Lu, why should I give money! If you have a good meal, of course you should pay for it, but the meal today is not worth paying for."
Li Lei looked at the restaurant which was not crowded yet, picked up a dish and said, "Hello everyone, look, what is this? This is fried pork slices. I won't tell you whether there is pork slices or not, but the owner of this restaurant is really considerate. He was afraid that there would not be enough meat, so he added some for us."
As he spoke, Li Lei pinched out a few jumping maggots from the plate.
"Look, look, this boss is really conscientious!"
Looking at the maggots jumping around in Li Lei's hands, the diners who had just eaten this dish suddenly felt their stomachs churning.
"vomit"
"What nonsense are you talking about! How could there be any problem with our food? It's you, you must have framed us. You have a grudge against me."
After hearing what Li Lei said, Qin Yingjun immediately started shouting, attracting more people's attention.
Li Lei, Zhou Xun, and Chen Lu looked at each other and nodded slightly.
"Haha, it's useless even if you don't admit it. Justice is in the hearts of the people."
"Oh my! What the hell is this! Pah."
Before Li Lei could finish speaking, Zhou Xun suddenly spoke and spit something onto the table.
Everyone looked at it and immediately there was another wave of vomiting sounds.
It turns out that what Zhou Xun vomited out was actually a fly.
It's still alive and still crawling, and most importantly, it's only half.
"vomit."
Li Lei and Chen Lu couldn't help but vomit.
Xu Damao, who rushed over, also vomited dryly.
This guy is really cruel! In order to get revenge on him, Xu Damao actually swallowed half a fly. Xu Damao covered his mouth and retched.
Zhou Xun saw that everyone was retching and wondered: Is this move so powerful?
He was feeling very proud of himself when he suddenly saw what he had just vomited.
Suddenly, an impulse surged up his throat.
He vomited all over the floor.
"Half? How can it be half? Did I swallow the other half?"
He couldn't believe it and vomited again.
He was spitting and trying to find the fly with chopsticks, but he still couldn't find the fly.
"Did it digest?"
Zhou Xun felt so disgusted at this moment.
Everyone was so irritated by Zhou Xun's vomit that they couldn't bear it anymore and ran out of the restaurant.
Xu Damao even lay at the door and started to vomit.
"Too cruel, too cruel, damn, they really spent a lot of money! They are really ruthless people!"
After Xu Damao finished dry heaving, he looked up and saw that it was Chen Lu next to him.
He grabbed Chen Lu, pulled him aside, and spoke quietly.
"Brother, I am really convinced. You are so cruel. You even resorted to such tricks to retaliate against me. I, Xu Damao, admit defeat. Isn't it okay for me to admit defeat?
Just tell me how much money you want.”
"What are you talking about, boss? We brothers are not the kind of people who blackmail others. Whoever wants to retaliate against you, whoever is doing you a disservice!" Chen Lu would naturally not admit it, but he also admired Zhou Xun in his heart.
How cruel! I really didn't realize this! This guy is really serious!
"Okay, stop pretending. We are all open-minded people. Let's talk about the number!" Xu Damao was impatient when he saw that this man was still pretending to be stupid.
Chen Lu held up five fingers.
"Five hundred? Okay. I'll give you six hundred, but I have one condition."
Xu Damao looked at the five fingers that Chen Lu stretched out, his eyes narrowed.
Chen Lu nodded gently, in a way that couldn't be seen without careful observation, and motioned for Xu Damao to speak.
Xu Damao looked around and saw that no one noticed this area. He stretched out his hand and secretly pointed at Xiaoyuxuan where Lou Xiao'e and Lin Yikai were.
He said in a very low voice: "My condition is that you go there and repeat what you performed here."
Chen Lu shook his head: "Boss, what are you talking about? We are not that kind of people. Do you mean we are blackmailing you? If you say so, then we will."
"I'll give you another hundred," Xu Damao said.
"It's not the boss, it's the three of us." Chen Lu counted on his fingers.
"Add another twenty, no more. If it's more, I'll find someone else." Xu Damao turned around and was about to leave, counting three, two, one silently in his mind.
"Okay, boss, since you want to compensate us, let's just forget about this matter. Be careful next time!" Chen Lu said righteously, and then signaled Xu Damao to give the money.
After a while, the three of them took the money from Xu Damao and walked happily towards Xiaoyuxuan.
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