National destiny: nuclear wastewater discharged into the sea, random matchmaking game launched
Chapter 56: The beautiful girl of the King Kong tribe is more beautiful than cattle and horses, Brot
After a flash of white light, the Bird Country contestants appeared in a forest.
But these are just banana trees, no other tall plants.
[You have entered the marriage room and married Eddie of the King Kong tribe. For the prosperity of your country, please complete the wedding ceremony with Eddie as soon as possible! ]
[The contestants cannot leave this area within 2 hours after the matchmaking begins. ]
Kane looked puzzled. What race is King Kong?
Could it be a diamond monster?
Impossible, impossible!
Mostly it means that this race has a strong spirit.
The fresh fruity aroma wafted into his nose, and he felt like eating it.
Looking closely, you can see a long bunch of bananas hanging on each tree.
Many of them rotted on the trees.
He understood this. After all, it was a wedding room and there was only one woman in it. She could not eat so much.
Kane wandered around in the banana grove, but couldn't find the beautiful foreign girl until the end.
"Strange, where are the people, and I want to give her a surprise."
He wanted to take a sneak peek first to see what kind of beauty she was.
If it was too ugly, he would hide in the woods and wait for the two hours to pass.
But in this situation, we can only use the most primitive tricks.
"Eddie, I'm your husband, where are you?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a voice behind him.
Turning around, I was stunned.
"Hello, are you Eddie?"
A nice girl's voice came.
"That's right, husband, I am your marriage partner."
The other person stood on the banana leaf and didn't fall down.
What shocked him even more was that the voice and appearance did not match at all.
Where is the beautiful girl you promised me?
What happened to the beautiful girl from another race that you were supposed to marry?
Why give me a black gorilla.
At this time, slightly above the banana tree in front of Kane, stood a two-meter-tall ape-like creature.
"Why are you so surprised to see me? Am I too beautiful?"
After saying that, Eddie jumped over with his hands covering his face.
Kane, who was unable to dodge, was pinned down.
With his current strength, he couldn't even take the initiative to turn the situation around if he wanted to.
Eddie's big black lips kept getting closer to his cheek.
Although it didn't smell bad, it looked scary enough.
When thinking about the beautiful girl in the future, her own life is more important.
Kane decided to fight. Even if it was a gorilla, so what? Didn’t humans evolve from apes?
Although I thought this in my head, my eyes were tightly closed.
Let the gorilla lick his cheek.
The only thing he could do was to hold back from vomiting.
If he angers the other party, he will be dead.
After 10 minutes, he had been squeezed twice.
I thought it was over and the ceremony could be completed.
But unexpectedly, the female gorilla Eddie slapped his butt.
"Come on, let's go up the tree. You're like a salted fish now, it's really boring."
Half an hour ago, the live broadcast room of the Bird Country player was filled with spectators from all over the world watching the fun.
When I saw the word "King Kong" in the marriage suggestion.
The Chinese audience felt that things seemed to be getting interesting.
"Could it be that giant King Kong?"
"No, these bananas are so small, they are not even enough to fill the gaps between teeth."
"That would be like a toothpick stirring up a river."
"Wasn't King Kong filmed in Bird Country? Why don't they feel anything?"
"Is there a possibility that this is the translation of our Chinese language?"
"Do you still want to say that this game was created by our people?"
"Who can have such ability?"
"Have you forgotten Meng Po on the Naihe Bridge? If there are more powerful gods, it is not impossible."
"If they were here, our country wouldn't have been attacked in the last century."
"Don't think about these things, just watch the live broadcast."
The screen shows Kane sneaking around under a banana tree, looking for a marriage partner.
After a while of not being able to find it, I took the initiative to call out.
After discovering that the other party was a female gorilla, it quickly accepted its fate and lay on the ground motionless.
Facing Eddie who was sitting down, tears flowed from the corners of his eyes.
When the audience saw this scene, most of them laughed out loud.
Only the people of Bird Country were heartbroken.
"Why on earth is it that our country has such bad luck?"
"It must be China that has taken away the luck!"
"Hey, hey, hey, don't slander good people. We are loyal defenders of world peace."
"Besides, this gorilla is a good match for your contestant."
"Just like in your bird country, Little White and Little Black are intertwined."
"I'm afraid the genes are too strong, and the babies I give birth to in the future will all be gorillas!"
"You guys are going to make everyone laugh to death. If Kane had survived, wouldn't he be able to create a tribe of apes in the game in the future?"
Faced with the ridicule from countless audiences, the Chinese people could neither speak out nor get angry.
Finally, 20 minutes later, Kane was lying on the ground under the banana tree.
Eddie was hanging upside down on the leaves, looking unhappy.
"What's wrong? You can't do it after just 20 minutes?"
"It's only a few minutes at a time. I don't blame you."
"But can you do it more often?"
Kane turned a deaf ear to what was happening outside and silently comforted his wounded heart.
It's a pity that I only comforted a lonely person.
He finally received the game prompt for the marriage room event.
[Congratulations on completing your first wedding ceremony. Your personal panel is now open. ]
[You received a personal reward: The person ridden by the gorilla (d): Your life span +2, constitution +2, charm -5, and the skill: Powerful Vajra Fist (e)]
[Bird Country received a national fortune reward: Gift from Goblin (d): Within Bird Country, all citizens have +1 lifespan, +1 physique, and -5 charm]
【National Fortune rewards will be issued in 5 minutes. 】
As soon as the news came out, the whole country was in an uproar and the people complained.
"Is this the talent of Wall Street? They are fucking idiots. How can they enter a room like this?"
"One year of life and one point of constitution have exchanged for five points of my charm. Who the hell cares about that?"
"Damn it, I just immigrated to Bird Country, why did I encounter such a thing."
"Me too. If I had known earlier, I would have stayed in China. I won't get any rewards, but I won't face any disasters either."
"It's a pity that I can't go back now. My baby, why have you shrunk?"
"Didn't some guy just boast that he wasn't afraid of having 10 wives?"
"It turned out to be 20 minutes, and that was several times added together."
"Now you know who is the best at bragging. They are also good at making big promises."
"Looking at Kane's appearance, there's probably not a drop left."
"So in this regard, my brother Kun is better than any other."
Four hours later, the holy light in the Chinese live broadcast room finally disappeared.
The man that everyone was thinking about was carrying the sleeping beautiful foreign girl back to the third floor.
He then returned to the monster room where the three shamans were.
Four portals can be seen appearing on the beach in the distance.
When he used the Eye of Insight to look, he found an interesting room.
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