Naruto: We are invincible

The Hidden Leaf Village was filled with joy and anticipation as word spread: the past Hokage had been resurrected! The Hokage Council had announced the news only a few hours earlier, and now the entire village knew about it.

Civilians and shinobi alike gathered outside the Senju clan's compound, just to catch a glimpse of their beloved Hokage.

Each Hokage was a friend, leader, and idol to the village. Even those who had never seen them longed to see them.

For the past few days, Tsunade had kept everyone at home until things settled down.

Of course, as usual, she didn't make the announcement very gracefully by running to the top of Hokage Rock and yelling to the whole village that the past Hokages were back. Needless to say, everyone was stunned.

But elegance has never been the style of the Senju family.

They prefer to be loud and sometimes reckless, not to mention their love for ramen.

However, Shouda didn't complain. Ever since Naruto came back, his ramen shop has been doing very well.

Naru was lying in bed, next to his sleeping wife Hinata. It was still early, so this was normal.

"What should I do now?" he muttered to himself as he played with Hinata's hair.

For the past three years, he has been focusing on training, with the sole purpose of becoming stronger and defeating the Akatsuki organization.

Now he has done it, but he is not disappointed or sad.

He was just bored. As long as Akatsuki existed, he would always have a reason to fight.

But now? His life was now filled with paperwork for the Hokage.

Maybe he wasn't cut out to be Hokage. Who could stand eight hours of paperwork a day?

He needed to find something meaningful to do, or he would go crazy.

He still doesn't know how he can achieve his goal of "bringing peace to the world."

Just then, there was a loud noise in the kitchen, the sound of plates breaking, and then a scream.

Naruto frowned. Then there was silence, a silence that made him uneasy.

Just then, his door suddenly opened and Kyuubi rushed in in his petite form.

Naruto couldn't help but laugh at the look of despair on Kyuubi's face.

"Naruto, you have to help me! Hide me, seal me, anything!" Kyuubi said in panic.

"What did you do?" Naruto asked curiously. He looked at Hinata, who had turned over and woken up by rubbing her eyes.

"Good morning," she said sleepily, seeing the Kyuubi jumping up and down on Naruto.

"Hurry up, she's coming!" Kyuubi urged.

"Who's here?" Hinata asked confused, but Naruto just shrugged.

"Hide me!" Kyuubi pleaded.

"Baby Jiu Lama~" A low and sweet voice came from the door.

It definitely sounded like a female voice. Naruto looked towards the Nine-Tails and saw that its eyes were wide open in fear.

"There you are," Matatabi chuckled, jumping onto the bed and landing on top of Hinata.

"Come here, my sister will take good care of you," Matatabi grumbled as he approached the Nine-Tails, who then backed away. Naruto watched as the Nine-Tails turned around, pleading in his eyes.

"What's going on?" Naruto asked, raising an eyebrow. "It's only been a week and you already hate your family?" He joked.

"Help me! She tried to do that to me!" Kyuubi yelled, shocking both Naruto and Hinata.

"I didn't know you had this fetish," Naruto said with a smile and Kyuubi glared at him.

"So soft," Matata mumbled, rubbing against the blanket on Hinata's body. "These sheets are so comfortable."

"Did she drink something?" Hinata asked, looking at Matatabimon. "She's starting to scare me."

"Does Konoha have catnip?" Naruto asked, trying to explain Matatabi's behavior.

"I know that the Yamanaka and Nara families provide many herbs to the hospital, including catnip, but I don't know if there's any in the wild," Hinata answered.

"Hmm...you smell like a fox," Matatabi muttered, trying to lick Hinata's face, but was pushed away.

"So she was turned on by that thing," Kyuubi breathed a sigh of relief.

"She's a tailed beast. That kind of thing shouldn't work on her," Hinata mused, and Naruto just laughed.

"Imagine Matatabi is a cat blessed by a senjutsu. Even though she was created by chakra, she has a lot in common with cats," Naruto explained, noticing Matatabi's pupils begin to dilate as she rolled around on the bed, wrapping herself in the blankets.

Youlu meowed happily, lowered his head and fell asleep.

"Safe at last," Kyuubi breathed a sigh of relief, falling back onto the bed, and Naruto just laughed.

"Not funny!" Kyuubi snapped. "I almost got my sister..." Kyuubi complained, covering his eyes with his paws.

*Knock on the door*

"It's only six," Naruto complained, burying his head under the covers.

Hinata smiled and followed in.

However, the knocking did not stop, but became more and more rapid until the door began to vibrate.

"Oh my god, okay, come in!" Naruto shouted.

The door banged open and a man stuck his head in.

"Hashirama, you want to--Ahhh! Why aren't you wearing any clothes?" Seeing the person coming, Naruto jumped up from the bed.

"What's wrong with you?" Naruto shouted as he walked up to his great grandfather. "You shouldn't just barge into someone's room without clothes on."

Hinata turned her face away. Some things are better left unknown.

She didn't want to see a naked Hashirama.

"You have to help me," Hashirama pleaded. "Ahhhh, I feel like I'm burning up!" he groaned in pain.

"Explain," Naruto sighed.

"It's just... Mito and I... uh... you know," Hashirama struggled to find the right words.

"Do love?" Naruto asked and Hashirama nodded frantically as another wave of pain hit him.

Hashirama stammered, unable to speak, while Naruto and Hinata stared at him in surprise.

"Don't tell me she cut you there with paper..." Naruto asked and Hashirama nodded frantically.

Naruto felt a chill.

"Help me heal it," Hashirama pleaded, loosening his hand to reveal the injured area.

"Ah!" Naruto yelled and turned away. "I won't touch that thing."

"You don't have to touch it, just use your green chakra," Hashirama pleaded.

Naruto reluctantly agreed.

He walked forward slowly, kneeling on the ground, with his hands suspended in the air. His hands glowed green, and Hashirama breathed a sigh of relief.

"Alright," Naruto said as he stood up as quickly as he could. "Now get going and stop embarrassing yourself here," Naruto said as Hashirama smiled and thanked him before leaving.

"This is really funny, the great Senju Hashirama was cut by paper there," Kyuubi said with a smile, rolling on the ground.

"Your family is really weird," Hinata deadpanned.