Pokémon: What should I do? My father-in-law always wants to tear me apart

The room was so quiet that it was almost depressing, with only the slight sound of Yuxi's rapid breathing. After a moment, fine beads of sweat covered his forehead. Beads of sweat as big as beans slid down his cheeks and hit the ground, leaving a small wet mark.

Youkexi's hands were seen shaking as he made complicated gestures in the air with difficulty. The books surrounding him were flipping rapidly, and the light flickered, making low "sizzling" sounds as if he could not bear the burden.

After a long while, it gasped and said:

"I found two places with a strong fairy element. The locations are a bit tricky. They happen to be on the other side of the earth. One is northwest of us, and the other is southwest."

When Lin Yi heard this, his brows knitted into the shape of a "川" character, full of doubt and anxiety, and blurted out:

"Where is that? What's the specific place name? It's so vague. I have no idea how to find it."

Yukshi staggered, his face pale, and he waved his hands weakly:

"Let me check it out. It's really exhausting for me to search for this geographical information in my brain. My mind is a mess right now and I can't do anything."

As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone again tremblingly, and hurriedly clicked on the browser icon with his fingertips, hoping to quickly pull up the map and give Lin Yi a clear direction.

The screen lit up, and the white light was dazzling. However, at this moment, Youxi's movements suddenly froze, as if he was fixed in place by an invisible rope. His body instantly straightened, his eyes dodged, and he didn't dare to look directly at the phone screen. Panic, tension, and a trace of panic that was hard to conceal were intertwined in his eyes.

Lin Yi was quick to notice something was wrong and quickly looked over.

At first glance, the video content playing on the screen was disgusting, vulgar and explicit, and the ambiguous lighting and shadows made people dizzy.

Lin Yi was petrified on the spot. After his brain went blank for a few seconds, all kinds of complicated emotions surged into his heart. The corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably, and his face was full of absurdity and speechlessness.

After a moment, he slowly raised his eyes and looked at Youxi, who was panic-stricken and had a wandering look. After a long silence, he spoke silently, word by word:

“So, it turns out that God also watches pornographic websites?”

As soon as these words were spoken, the atmosphere in the room instantly dropped to freezing point. Embarrassment, astonishment, and unspeakable weirdness filled the air and lingered for a long time.

Youxi's face instantly turned red, like a ripe tomato. After holding it in for a long time, he couldn't utter a word. The usual aloof, mysterious, and all-knowing god of knowledge was gone, and he was left at a loss.

It reached out in a panic to press the power button on its phone. Its hands were shaking so badly that it poked it several times before successfully turning off the screen, as if this could completely erase the embarrassing scene that had just happened.

"Don't talk nonsense! This must be a misunderstanding!"

You Kexi stumbled over his explanation, his voice trembling a bit, his eyes wandering, not daring to look at Lin Yi for too long.

"What the hell is this phone? I don't know how it popped out of this thing. I don't understand all these twists and turns..."

Lin Yi crossed his arms, looked at him with a raised eyebrow, and a hint of teasing smile hung on the corner of his mouth:

"Oh? You are the God of Knowledge, but you can't figure out how to use a cell phone? You just praised it for its usefulness, but now you've been outmaneuvered. And..."

Lin Yi deliberately dragged out his tone, his smile deepened, his eyes full of mischief,

"I've used that website before. The quality is pretty good, but it updates too slowly. I can't keep up with the times, so I've discarded it a long time ago. I'm using something better now to replace it."

When Youkexi heard this, his eyes widened, his face full of shock, his mouth opened wide, and it took him a while to come back to his senses. His voice unconsciously rose a few notes:

"What?! This is the best I can find, and you actually said there's something better than this?!"

As soon as the words came out of its mouth, it immediately reacted and thought to itself that it was not good. It had been tricked by Lin Yi and fell into his trap!

"You, a stuffy guy, finally admitted that you took the initiative to find her?"

Seeing this, Lin Yi took a step forward, his smile becoming more wanton, his eyes revealing a sense of satisfaction that showed he saw through everything.

"But I can understand that. You said that as a genderless god, you must have been sexually repressed during these long centuries, facing boring knowledge all day long~"

Lin Yi's smile did not fade. He moved closer and lowered his voice and laughed:

"God, you don't want the alpaca to know that you are looking at these things, right?"

There was a hint of threat in the tone, as if someone had something on Youxi and was waiting to see how he would handle this sticky situation.

Youkexi's eyes widened instantly, filled with panic and helplessness, beads of sweat appeared on his forehead again, and his body trembled slightly unconsciously.

It could never have imagined that Lin Yi was so cunning that he could force it into a desperate situation with just a few words and even hold such a fatal handle on it.

"You...don't push your luck!"

You Kexi gritted his teeth and lowered his voice to scold, but there was really no deterrent power in that frivolous tone, instead it sounded like a show of bravado that was only outwardly powerful but actually weak.

Lin Yi spread his hands and shrugged, still with that annoying smile on his face:

"That's not my intention, God. You're overthinking it. But if this gets out, I can't guarantee there will be rumors. After all, everyone is very curious about the private affairs of God."

As he spoke, he tilted his head deliberately, with a playful look in his eyes.

You Kexi clenched his fists, thinking to himself that the guy in front of him was clearly trying to take advantage of the opportunity to blackmail him, but the situation was pressing and he really had no way out.

After a while, it let out a long sigh, tried to calm down, and changed its tone to be as calm as possible:

"Tell me, what do you want? As long as you don't expose this matter to others, you can set any conditions you want."

Lin Yi was waiting for this sentence. A triumphant smile appeared on his lips. He cleared his throat and said:

“First, help me carefully investigate the details of the two places with rich fairy energy, and don’t miss a single detail.

Second, if I encounter any difficult problems in the future, you must be there to answer my questions and solve my problems.

Third, delete all the messy stuff in this phone immediately."

You Kexi listened to these conditions, and although he was not happy, he could only grit his teeth and agree: "Okay, I promise you."

"Don't look so unhappy and sullen."

Lin Yi raised his eyebrows, with a teasing smile on his face, and said slowly,

"I asked you to delete those things on your phone, but I really didn't mean any other things. It's just because the resources you found are of very poor quality. They are shoddy and have no highlights. I really can't stand them."

Speaking of which, ever since he and Ruan Yaoyao took that last crucial step, Lin Yi's requirements for quality have become increasingly higher.

Naturally, those vulgar and inferior things were not acceptable to him, and his eyes became more and more picky.

As Lin Yi spoke, he swiftly pulled out his cell phone from his pocket, tapped and slid his slender fingers across the screen, and in a flash he picked out several files that he had treasured for a long time and passed them to You Xi.

After delivering the message, he raised his eyes and smiled at Youxi, with a hint of pride and generosity in his eyes:

"I'll give you a few of my best treasures. They are the best of the best, much better than the garbage you saw. Just think of it as a way to calm you down. Remember to use Wuhen in the future, and don't make such a blunder again."

Yukshi's face was originally tense, full of displeasure and embarrassment, but upon hearing these words, his eyes suddenly brightened, and the haze was instantly swept away, and his face quickly changed into an expression of overjoyed:

"Thank you so much! You are such a nice person!"

"Don't get excited, let's get down to business first."

Lin Yi waved his hands helplessly, trying to get the topic back on track. Right now, finding the stone slab was the top priority. Time was running out and there was no room for delay.

"Okay, okay."

You Kexi agreed immediately, and he seemed to be injected with a shot of cardiotonic. His movements became more agile, and even his tone was unconsciously lowered, revealing his earnestness.

He quickly opened the map on his phone, tapped and slid his slender fingers on the screen, and finally stopped at two locations. He handed the phone to Lin Yi as if offering a treasure:

"It's right here. The fairy energy in these two places is obviously much more than anywhere else in the world. The clue is most likely inside."

Lin Yi lowered his eyes, staring at the two marked points on the screen, his gaze deep, and whispered in a low voice:

"This is... the Bermuda Triangle and the Amazon jungle?"

These two places are more famous than each other. Both are mysterious and dangerous, hiding countless dangers and unknowns beyond imagination.

After a while, he raised his eyes and nodded to Youxi.

"I see. Let's add each other as friends so that we can keep in touch later. I'll wait for your news. Contact me once you have a thorough understanding of the situation. Be sure to provide detailed information."

"okay, wait a minute."

Yukshi agreed readily, his fingers busy operating the phone.

Just as Lin Yi raised his leg to leave, a corner of his clothes was lifted by the wind, and he was stopped by You Kexi's urgent voice.

Lin Yi looked back in confusion, frowning slightly:

"Is there anything else?"

Youkexi was holding the phone in both hands, looking embarrassed. He scratched his head and stammered:

"Why can't you open this file? I've been fiddling with it for a long time, but there's no response at all."

"You should decompress first."

Lin Yi frowned even deeper, wondering how come this god of knowledge is like a newbie when it comes to fiddling with a cell phone.

"How can I relieve stress?"

You Kexi blinked and looked at Lin Yi innocently, his eyes full of help.

Lin Yi: "..."

Lin Yi's face was filled with black lines, he was speechless and choked with anger, and his heart was going crazy.

You don't even know this? I just praised you for your extensive knowledge, but once you got your hands on an electronic device, your true colors were exposed!

But looking at Youxi's eager look, he really couldn't bear to leave it alone, so he could only sigh, walk back resignedly, and prepare to teach him how to unzip the files step by step.