Pokémon: What should I do? My father-in-law always wants to tear me apart

“Huluhulu—”

Lin Yi poked Jirachi's soft face, but got nothing but Jirachi's slight snoring. He sighed helplessly.

Just as Mi Yu said, for some unknown reason, Jirachi suddenly appeared beside her.

In the corner of Miyu dormitory, I found this little guy sleeping soundly.

In this state, let alone making a wish, it is even a question whether Jirachi can be woken up.

It's not that he hasn't tried to wake Jirachi up. Mi Yu's Ditto just transformed into a wrist warrior and gently used a wake-up slap on Jirachi.

As for the result, needless to say, it was a failure.

Seeing this, Ruan Yaoyao's eyes gradually dimmed.

Is there no way...?

Mi Yu bit her lips tightly and lowered her head.

"If it weren't for me..."

"Okay, okay, there's no point in pursuing responsibility now."

Lin Yi interrupted her and comforted her.

"Yaoyao herself has forgiven you, hasn't she?"

Mi Yu looked at Ruan Yaoyao, who nodded calmly and smiled at her.

However, it still feels a bit weird when I see my own body smiling at me.

"Oh right, rice bath."

Lin Yi suddenly remembered something and asked curiously.

"What wish did you make to Jirachi last night that would allow you to swap bodies with Yaoyao? Did you wish for a healthy body?"

"This one……"

Mi Yu's face flushed and she didn't know how to start for a moment.

Lin Yi stared at Mi Yu, as if he wanted to see clearly her every move.

He was deliberately interrogating Mi Yu. He wanted to know what the word "like" meant last night...

"Ring, ring, ring—"

The cell phone rang at this moment, just in time to save Mi Yu.

Lin Yi frowned and took out his phone.

Seeing that Lin Yi stopped asking questions, Mi Yu finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Hello? Um, yeah..."

It was Xia Menghui calling, and she was yelling about why Lin Yi hadn't come to training yet.

Lin Yi simply explained that he had some accidents and was in the hospital. He also asked for leave for Ruan Yaoyao and Mi Yu. Then, ignoring Xia Menghui's roar, he hung up the phone.

After doing this, Lin Yi put his phone in his pocket and fell into deep thought.

He had not expected this situation, and Lin Yi had no idea how to deal with it.

Fortunately, Lin Yi knew who could handle this situation.

……

You Kexi, with a haggard face, saw Lin Yi limping towards him, and his eyelids twitched wildly involuntarily.

[Human, what do you want? Didn't I satisfy your thirst for knowledge yesterday?]

"No, we are so familiar with each other, why should we be so serious?"

Lin Yi, with a hint of shamelessness, tried to shorten the distance between them.

As for the Mi Bath, who were unable to enter because they had not applied in advance, Ruan Yaoyao and the other daughters sat inside the library waiting.

"After all, I might be your only regular here."

Yukshi's face darkened and he refused coldly with an expressionless face.

[Sorry, Lin Yi and the dog are not allowed to enter here.]

"This is discrimination. This is blatant discrimination!"

Lin Yi nearly stumbled and fell to the ground. When he came here and caught a glimpse of the sign at the entrance of the library, the way Ruan Yaoyao and Mi Yu were trying to hold back their laughter was simply indescribable.

"No, you are ripping off your regular customers! Even big data is not as ruthless as you!"

Lin Yi was unwilling on the spot and protested loudly.

"Do you believe me? I'll bombard you with a hundred of Mr. Ge's college entrance examination questions?"

It seemed that he was really afraid of Uncle Ge. When Youxi heard this, he swallowed nervously and nodded seriously.

[You are right. As the god of knowledge, I cannot discriminate. This is inappropriate.]

Then, Yuki turned around and shouted somewhere.

[Li Shuwen, change the sign at the door from "Lin Yi and dogs are not allowed to enter" to "Lin Yi, the dog, is not allowed to enter"!]

Lin Yi: “???”

"As ordered!"

Li Shuwen, the old professor with dark circles under his eyes, agreed immediately, picked up his tools impatiently, and walked quickly towards the door.

Lin Yi: “!!!”

[What are you looking at? What are you looking at!?]

God knows what Yuxi has experienced to make this god who should be kind and amiable become so irritable.

[I don't discriminate against any dog ​​Pokémon. After all, it's wrong for a god. I only discriminate against you!]

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Should we call dad or mom?

Which god can ask such a question?

The key is that as the god of knowledge, Youxi will instinctively look for answers to questions, even if the question cannot be answered, he will rack his brains to think about it.

Because of this, Yuxi's mental state is getting worse and worse, and the alliance is considering whether to hire a psychologist for him.

Lin Yi: “…”

After a commotion, You Kexi finally agreed to Lin Yi's request under Lin Yi's constant harassment.

[Let me make it clear first: you can only ask one question.]

You Kexi warned and threatened Lin Yi, looking at him as if he were facing a formidable enemy, fearing that he would ask some outlandish question that would shock the world and make the ghosts cry.

"There's no need to be so nervous. It's just a simple question. If you can answer it, I won't come to you again."

[That would be best.]

You Kexi didn't believe Lin Yi's lies at all.

After organizing his words a little, Lin Yi cleared his throat and asked.

“例如线段上的0.……0.……应该对应正方形的(0，0.499循环)和(0,0.5)。

But since 0.49 cycles and 0.5 are the same number, one number corresponds to two points.

Of course, it is also easy to construct a point corresponding to two numbers. Is this correct? "

(Discrete mathematics, I don’t know if what I said is correct, someone who knows can tell me.)

The more Youxi listened, the more he felt something was wrong, and his eyes gradually turned into circles.

……

Alliance office building, lunch break.

"Hey, did you hear?"

A staff member sighed and said mysteriously to his colleague next to him,

"The omniscient god of knowledge, Lord Yukshi, who originally lived in the Imperial Library, was diagnosed with depression, accompanied by complications such as anxiety and insomnia!"

"Is this true? Lao Zhang, please don't tease me, that's a god!"

Old Li responded half-doubtfully, with an expression of disbelief on his face.

"I tease you? What good will it do you if I tease you?"

Lao Zhang rolled his eyes and continued,

“It is said that someone asked Master Yuxi some profound questions three times in a row, but Master Yuxi could not answer any of them.

This was unacceptable to Lord Yukshi, who fell into deep self-doubt and showed signs of mental breakdown.

"I have heard that, too,"

At this time, a man came over and interrupted,

"I heard that Professor Li, who was assigned to guard the God of Knowledge, was also greatly affected. Now he is sitting in a corner, muttering some strange words, such as 'which came first, the chicken or the egg', 'who is more important, father or mother', 'one counts two points', etc. It sounds like a philosophical question."

“Ah? What should we do then?” Lao Zhang asked worriedly.

"Just let it sit."

Old Li shrugged and said helplessly,

"That person didn't do anything out of the ordinary, so the Alliance can't convict him for that. Besides, who would have thought that even gods would have psychological problems?"

"Alas! Having run into such a mess, it seems like being a god is not easy!"

Lao Zhang said with emotion, "Perhaps even God needs a counselor."

They smiled at each other and continued with their daily lives.

In the Imperial Library, the story of Lord Uxie, the God of Knowledge, became a hot topic among people.