Pokémon: What should I do? My father-in-law always wants to tear me apart

After closing the door, An Qing looked back and forth at Lin Yi and Ruan Yaoyao, her aunt's smile revealed undisguisedly on her face.

Ruan Yaoyao was fine, but Lin Yi's eyelids jumped. Knowing what kind of person his mother was, he shouted hurriedly.

"Mom, stop knocking. Yaoyao was just joking."

An Qing, in the eyes of outsiders, is a typical iceberg beauty with high appearance and high IQ. The impression she leaves on others is that she is cold and indifferent, and her IQ is higher than anyone else's.

However, such a beautiful woman with a perfect personality has a little-known hobby - having sex with random people.

What about the Whale King and the Cat, the male Gardevoir and the female Stygian, Nidoking and Nidoran, etc.

On the surface he is a scientist, but in reality he is a pedantic scientist.

She can even be the CP of Lin Guochang and Ruan Tianli.

In a sense, Ms. An is very powerful because she can support the CP of her husband and other men.

"Hey, don't talk nonsense, I didn't knock blindly."

An Qing's cheeks turned slightly red when her son exposed her little thoughts, and she coughed twice in embarrassment.

I have to say that Ms. An Qing has maintained herself very well. Although she is already in her 40s, she looks like a girl of the same age as Ruan Yaoyao.

Coupled with her petite height, every time the family of three goes out shopping, passers-by will misunderstand it as "the dad taking his twin children out shopping."

There was one time when Lin Guochang kissed An Qing in public to show off his affection, but he was arrested by the kind-hearted citizens of Qinghai who called the police.

In the end, they had to produce their ID cards and marriage certificates to prove their marital relationship, and only then was Lin Guochang released.

Lin Yi didn’t know what Lin Guochang was feeling, but at that time, Ms. An Qing was rolling on the ground laughing.

From that day on, Lin Guochang vowed not to go out shopping anymore. Whenever he needed to buy something, he would ask his assistant to buy it or choose to shop online.

Now, Ms. An Qing, who is in her 40s but looks very young and is willing to act young, finally remembered why she rushed back in such a hurry.

"Son, I heard you were attacked by a wanted criminal. Are you okay?"

"Thanks to my dad for arriving in time, I'm fine." Lin Yi looked at the other person with a complicated expression.

What is it like to know that your mother looks younger than you?

"As long as it's okay, it'll be okay."

An Qing checked everything up and down and made sure that her son was not missing any parts, then she breathed a sigh of relief.

"By the way, Mom, I want you to see my Litten." Lin Yi said as if he remembered something.

"Litten? Your starting Pokémon?" An Qing frowned slightly.

She had been on a business trip for several months and had not even returned for Lin Yi's birthday. She had only heard that Lin Guochang had given his son a Fire-type Pokémon, and she had never expected that Lin Guochang, who specialized in Water-type, would give his son a Fire-type Pokémon as his starter Pokémon.

After a brief moment of confusion, An Qing felt relieved.

It doesn't matter what kind of attribute it is, as long as my son likes it. Thinking of this, An Qing nodded.

"Okay, do you want me to help with the physical examination or something?"

"I think you have more experience and should be able to see more things than others." Lin Yi pointed to the stairs, "It's in my room now. I'll take you there."

As Lin Yi said this, he stuffed the mop into Ruan Yaoyao's hand and said solemnly, "I'll leave the mopping to you."

After saying that, he rushed to the second floor as if he was escaping, fearing that Ruan Yaoyao would refuse.

Ruan Yaoyao looked at the mop in her hand, was silent for a moment, turned around and stuffed both mops into Ai Guanshi's hands, with the same serious expression: "I'll leave the mopping to you."

Then, he rushed up to the second floor at an astonishing speed.

Love butler: ●━●

How about you two singing a double act?

The innermost room on the second floor was Lin Yi's bedroom. After opening the door, the three of them walked in.

Lin Yi took the lead and walked in front, calmly kicking some objects under the bed deeper and further under the bed.

Ruan Yaoyao walked in later and looked the room up and down. When she didn't find what she wanted, she smacked her lips in disappointment.

"Well, it feels no different from before."

Lin Yi glanced at her, a little confused about what this girl was disappointed about.

On the bed, a flamingo who was lying on the sofa watching cartoons raised his head in confusion when he heard the noise.

"Meow?"

Lin Yi reached out and touched the soft fur of the Litten. The texture of this fur was something he could never achieve no matter what shampoo he used.

Damn, why am I a little envious?

The flamingo rubbed Lin Yi's hand with its head, responded symbolically, and then focused its attention back on the phone screen.

"Tom and Jerry? You're showing it this?"

Ruan Yaoyao was extremely shocked when she saw the love-hate relationship between Cat Boss and Tantan Mouse on the screen.

"It was shown on TV before, and the Litten became obsessed with it as soon as he saw it. I will play it for him during my breaks. I can't train him all day without taking a break, right?"

Lin Yi explained casually.

The sound of the two people talking did not affect the concentration of the fire cat to watch the cartoon. It stared at the screen, clenching its fangs and looking very unhappy.

How can this cat be so useless? It can't even catch a mouse. As a cat, I feel so ashamed. Meow!

"Fiery Cat, stop looking. My mother wants to see you." Seeing that Fire Cat was obsessed with his phone, Lin Yi had to remind him.

Only then did Litten reluctantly pause the cartoon with his paw pads and sit up on the pillow.

It tilted its little head and looked at Ruan Yaoyao first.

It had seen this human before, and she was not the trainer's mother.

The flamingo looked at An Qing again.

This human doesn't look even older than his trainer, and is definitely not the trainer's mother.

"Meow?" The Fire Cat couldn't help but call out.

Didn't you say your mother was looking for me? Where is she?

Lin Yi pointed at An Qing and said, "This is her."

"Meow?!"

The flaming cat's eyes suddenly widened.

"Hello, little one."

An Qing waved playfully and greeted.

The fire-spotted cat looked at An Qing's young and energetic face, and his expression became more and more terrified. He opened his mouth, wanting to speak but stopping, wanting to speak again.

"Meow?"

How many years was your father sentenced to?

Lin Yi: “???” (black question mark face)

"Pfft-"

An Qing couldn't help laughing out loud, "Your Pokémon is really interesting."

Lin Yi was a little surprised, "Mom, can you understand what Litten is saying?"

Generally speaking, Pokémon can understand human language, but humans cannot understand Pokémon's voices.

Just like humans can imitate the calls of Pokémon, Pokémon cannot learn to speak like humans. This has always been a difficult problem that the scientific community has been unable to solve.

However, if they spend enough time together, humans can roughly understand what Pokémon means. This is the first time that Ms. Kan and Litten have met.

"Um, no, I don't understand."

An Qing saw Lin Yi's confusion and pointed at Litten and laughed until her stomach hurt: "But now it's clear, right? This expression seems to be saying that your dad is a scumbag!"

Lin Guochang, who was handling affairs at the gym, couldn't help but sneeze: "Ah--"

The corner of Lin Yi's mouth twitched. Even the Pokémon Litten thought so. It seemed that his father's title of "pervert" was well-deserved.