Rebirth: My Mother is a Virgin Mary

"You two hold his head down and don't let him move!" I instructed Cheng Xinyuan and Qin Luotian, "Your hairstyle... was just permed, right?" I grabbed a strand of Cheng Xinlin's hair with my fingers, "Look ~ such carefully crafted and delicate little curls! What a pity! Tsk, we're going to waste teacher Tony's craftsmanship!" I cut with the scissors, and a small basin appeared on Cheng Xinlin's head.

Cheng Xinlin struggled hard, but he was no match for four people, and I was pinching his neck. "Don't move!" I scolded him, "My hands are not stable. If I poke your scalp or cut off your ears, I won't pay for your medical treatment!" I snipped left and right, up and down, and cut randomly. At this time, Cheng Xinlin's hairstyle was like a rotten tree root, with a piece missing here and there. I pulled a piece of hair off because I was too strong. It looked like a patch of alopecia. Cheng Xinlin grimaced in pain. Even a dog can't chew such an ugly hairstyle! I admired my "work" with satisfaction and took out my mobile phone to take pictures.

"Next time you want to come to my house, give me a heads up, maybe I'll give you some water to drink. If you want to sneak in or take something away... these scissors are not just for cutting hair~" I shook the scissors in my hand to scare Cheng Xinlin. "Or maybe you want to do something bad, like destroy our camera..." I looked at Cheng Xinlin lying on the bed, covering my head and sobbing softly, "If you dare to destroy the camera, I can't stop you! The camera in our house helped the police uncle catch a thief who stole batteries. It involves public interests. The police uncle wants to invite you for a cup of tea, but no one will save you!"

Cheng Xinlin destroyed the camera in high school. He went to the office to steal the monthly exam papers and poured a whole bottle of ink on the camera in the office. But he forgot that there was a surveillance camera in the corridor... This behavior of trying to cover up the truth made the teachers laugh for half a semester. As for how I know, of course, the school asked Cheng Xinlin to invite his parents, and he invited Cheng Xingmin! I was still puzzled when I met him at school! But Cheng Xingmin dared to scold me when he got home! He asked me why I didn't help Cheng Xinlin? ! Damn! He must be crazy!

I picked up little Pudding, and as expected, it successfully pooped and peed on Cheng Xinlin's clothes. I put Pudding in Qin Luotian's arms, "Hold it for a while, the work is not done yet."

I opened the door, Li Meixian was about to faint from crying, Cheng Antai immediately perked up when he saw me coming out, pointing at my nose and saying "you...you...you..." I rolled my eyes without hesitation, "You brothers and sisters are all average at speaking. You are so ignorant, what are you talking about! Didn't your mother teach you not to point your finger at others? It's impolite!"

"My mother is your grandmother!" Cheng Antai found a breakthrough.

"I know, but so what! How could that old lady be so nice to me?!" I retorted rudely.

"She apologized to you before she died!" Cheng Antai looked at me in disbelief, as if he didn't understand why I dared to scold my own grandmother.

"And then?! Just because she apologized to me, I have to forgive her? Don't you have any idea why she apologized to me? Her repentance before death cannot offset the pain and hatred she brought to me when she was alive!" I slapped his hand that was pointing at me away, "What else can you do besides venting your anger on the younger generation! Where does your sense of superiority come from!"

"I'm your uncle!" he shouted.

"Really? You must be deaf and didn't hear what I said just now in there, right? Okay, I'll repeat it again, Cheng Antai, you are a heartless person, worse than pigs and dogs. You plotted against your own brother, murdered your niece, and condoned your own son to steal things. What qualifications do you have to be my and Cheng Xinyuan's uncle! You didn't give birth to me or raise me, so who are you to stand here and yell at me! You are incompetent but arrogant. You are over 40 years old and have no house, no car, and no savings, and you still live in your nephew's house. How can you have the nerve to spend the money my mother earns!" I spoke louder and louder, and became more and more excited, almost hitting Cheng Antai in the face. Cheng Antai's face turned red and blue, which was very exciting.

"You actually speak like this about your uncle for a dog!" Li Meixian roared.

I looked at her coldly: "What? Are you not convinced? If you are not convinced, just bear with it! In my eyes, the four of you in your family are not as good as a hair of a puppy!" I put my hands in my trouser pockets. I was wearing a T-shirt and overalls today, looking like a cute girl, which was totally inconsistent with my current behavior!

"Oh~" I took Pudding from Qin Luotian's arms and held him. I took two steps out and then stepped back. "This is just the first step. Guess what I will do next? Guess how many people will come after me? I forgot to tell you that Pudding is the dog of Xin Yuan's friend and is just staying at my house temporarily. You may not know his friend, but you must know his friend's father!"

I stroked Pudding's messy hair, feeling distressed. "Cheng Antai, I heard that you wanted to buy a second-hand car recently, right? The one you liked was too expensive, right? You asked the car dealer for good cigarettes and alcohol, right? The owner didn't appreciate it at all, right..." I looked at Cheng Antai's stiff body, and suddenly felt a little happy, "The car dealer's surname is Yao, right? What a coincidence ~ Xin Yuan's friend, the dog's owner, is also surnamed Yao..."

"Oh, Cheng Xinyuan, I don't know much about Uncle Yao's personality. I only know that he dotes on his wife and Yao Yuan. What do you think Uncle Yao would do if he knew that his wife's beloved dog was cut into this shape by Cheng Antai's son?" I asked Cheng Xinyuan with a smile.

"That's hard to say~" Cheng Xinyuan crossed his arms and smiled crookedly, "Anyway, Uncle Yao has a bad temper!"

"Yeah, I remember that there was a senior student who bullied the girls in our class. It had nothing to do with Uncle Yao, but just because that girl had tutored Yao Yuan, Uncle Yao took people to beat up those senior students without saying a word. Oh, I heard that she was in the hospital for several days~" Qin Luotian added.

"Well! I don't know if he will beat anyone or not, but I definitely can't buy the car! Tsk, even if I buy it at this price, it's hard to say~" Cheng Xinyuan added fuel to the fire, "Unless you don't buy it there..."

"Then I'll find you first!" Cheng Antai pointed at me again, but the next second his hand was slapped away by Qin Luotian, "Still pointing! Are you sick?" Cheng Antai ignored him and continued to attack me, "The dog was stolen from your house, and if I want to cause trouble, I'll find you first! What do you think of the dog!"

I slapped him directly. I had long wanted to hit this beast in human form! Cheng Antai covered his face and looked at me in surprise: "How dare you hit me?!"

I remembered the classic line from The Realm of Conscience, "I'll hit you if I want to, why do I have to pick a day?" I said coldly, "It was your son who stole the dog while others were in danger, and it was also your son who cut the dog's fur. If I hadn't come quickly, your son would have dissected the dog without even knowing it! A dog worth 20,000 yuan! Can you afford the compensation? You want to bring disaster upon me? Dream on! You don't think people will side with you, do you? What a fool!"

"Instead of wasting time arguing with me, why don't you think about how to apologize to them when they come to your house, or what to do with your son? Hey, you haven't seen how he looks now? Oh, he's very handsome!" I showed a gloating smile. Seeing this, Li Meixian hurried into Cheng Xinlin's room, "Ah~!" A scream was heard, "Cheng Lin, I will kill you! How dare you do this to my son!" Li Meixian rushed out and was stopped by Cheng Xinyuan who was prepared, "What are you shouting about! Believe it or not, I will also cut your hairstyle like that?" Cheng Xinyuan pulled her arm impatiently.

"Why shouldn't I dare? I will treat him the same way he treated Pudding. You should be glad that your son hasn't done anything yet, otherwise I would skin him alive!" I said lightly.

"You have such a cruel heart, aren't you afraid of retribution?!" Li Meixian yelled at me.

"Retribution? I'm not afraid of shit~" What a joke, I've been reborn, and I'm still afraid of this? "My mother and I were so humble and tolerant before, what good retribution can we get? But I believe in retribution, just like you now, everything has its consequences, and your retribution is me~ If your good husband and good son hadn't poisoned me, how could all these things have happened later? You have bad hearts, and you still have the nerve to complain that I'm cruel?! If I really was cruel, I would have burned you all to death! Why did I let you run rampant until now?! I've disliked this house for a long time, and what kind of good person is Cheng Xinkun? But I'm the same as you, in cahoots with you!"

"Want to bully us again? Or ask your good second brother for help? Don't be unrealistic. He can't save himself! Cheng Antai, take care of yourself~" I carried Pudding out of the room. The sun was still very scorching. I used my arms to block the sunlight for Pudding. The little guy was really heartless and fell asleep in my arms.

I looked at the broken pots of flowers under the porch, and the word "speechless" appeared on my forehead. Could it be that Cheng Antai wanted me to compensate for these pots of flowers? He is really sick! "Cheng Antai, don't be so obvious about your thoughts. These broken pots of flowers were not there when I came just now. What are you trying to do by putting them out so quickly?" I said loudly, and my eyes met Cheng Xindan who had just come down from upstairs. "Oh, the war is over and you are coming down? You really know how to pick the time~" I said sarcastically.

"Cheng Antai, listen, it's not impossible for me to compensate you for the flowers..." Before he could finish his words, Cheng Antai walked out of the house, "Really?!"

"Of course~" I smiled, looking at Cheng Antai with a greedy face. There is a saying in "Empresses in the Palace": Those who can't let go of wealth and glory can't achieve great things. This is not wealth and glory, but Cheng Antai can't let go of it... "If you pay me the hospitalization fee, medical fee, nutrition fee, my mother's lost wages, mental damage fee when I was poisoned, and mental damage fee for the psychological trauma I missed in the exam, etc., I will naturally compensate you for the money you spent!"

Cheng Antai was stunned: "How can that be possible?!"

"Then how dare you ask me to pay for those broken flower pots? You deserve it!" I kicked over the flower pot closest to me, and Cheng Xinyuan and the others were not polite either, kicking over the remaining flower pots. I then said to Cheng Antai, "I don't want the fees for the dog's injury this time. The dog's owner will come to you to ask for it, and you won't be able to deny it even if you want to!"

Then, ignoring Cheng Antai, the three men and the dog walked away in a leisurely manner.