Rebirth: My Mother is a Virgin Mary

Shu Yu touched my head and said with sympathy: "Poor thing, you were stared at for so long but didn't even notice~"

She cleared her throat and said as if she was telling a story: "Haven't you noticed that she is copying you in many things. This copying doesn't refer to your appearance. You two look so different that she wouldn't be able to learn much even if she copied you. So she copied you in other ways. She searches for the same backpack as yours online, buys the same gel pens as you, and buys the same stationery as you. You like to read suspense novels, but she doesn't, but she also buys the same ones. Hey, I don't believe that when you were showing off all the quilts in the dormitory, you didn't notice that her three-piece sheet set is the same style as yours, so she bought it based on yours~"

"Um... I know all of this. I always thought she thought my stuff was useful, so she asked me where I bought it or asked for the link..." I laughed dryly. I really didn't think there was anything wrong with this before. If it weren't for Chen Ruyue's example, I still wouldn't think there was anything wrong.

"Silly! This is just the tip of the iceberg!" Shu Yu tapped my forehead, "She is particularly concerned about your every word and action. Do you know that she has a notebook, the one with red calfskin straps?"

"I know. Isn't that her diary? One time it fell under the bed and I picked it up. She was so nervous and kept asking me if I had read it. Of course I hadn't. She said it was her diary, and I was glad I didn't read it. What's wrong? Everything in her diary was about me?"

"Bullshit! What diary? You're the only one who believes it! But it does have something to do with you..." Shu Yu pursed her lips, "That book is the 'Cheng Lin Quotations', and it contains all the things you said! Of course she didn't dare let you see it!"

Silence is my mother tongue...

Silence is tonight's Cambridge...

After a long while, I finally spoke: "Is she sick?!"

"See, we both have the same train of thought!" Shu Yu pounded the bed again. Fortunately, the school's beds were of good quality. If she continued to pound like this, the bed would be in danger. "When Xiao Ya and I saw the notebook, my first reaction was, 'Zhang Xiaowen must be sick and creepy.' Do you know how Xiao Ya reacted? 'Wow, Xiao Wen is a die-hard fan of Cheng Lin. If someone specially prepared a notebook to record what I said, I would definitely be so moved and excited!'" Shu Yu exaggeratedly imitated Zhang Xiao Ya, "Anyway, I think it's disgusting!"

"What does Zhang Xiaowen mean? What does she want to do? I'm not the emperor, and she's not the historian. What does she want to do?" I think she is much scarier than Chen Ruyue. Chen Ruyue's disgust is obvious to you, but Zhang Xiaowen is different. Although I didn't spend much time in the dormitory, it's not like I didn't have any contact with her. How could I not notice it? "By the way...how did you and Xiaoya find out? Did you find out that everything written in her notebook was about me?"

"I read it with premeditation. To be honest, Xiao Ya and I were not kind. Our original intentions were not right. We were just gossipers... I was really curious about what was written in her notebook. Although she claimed that it was her diary, I rarely saw her write anything in the dormitory. She basically recorded everything at any time. The notebook was not big, so she could just put it in her pocket. I saw her take it out and write when she had nothing to do, and I thought she was very thoughtful. She wrote down her insights in the notebook. I became even more curious... Xiao Ya thought so too, so we hit it off and secretly took it to read it in the afternoon when Xiao Wen was not paying attention..." Shu Yu picked his fingers guiltily, like a child who had done something wrong, "I wanted to tell you right away, but it happened to be the end of the semester, and Xiao Ya and I were afraid of distracting you, so we didn't tell you... But only the two of us knew about it. We didn't tell anyone else, not anyone in the dormitory, and Xiao Wen didn't even know we knew."

"Ah Lin... will you be angry?" Shu Yu changed her position and knelt on the bed. With her somewhat guilty expression, it felt like she was kneeling down to admit her fault to me...

I also stood up and knelt on the bed, and the two of us kowtowed to each other as if we were sworn brothers.

"Do you think I am angry about Zhang Xiaowen's behavior, or angry that you didn't tell me? In fact, I am not angry at either. You had your reasons for not telling me, and I understand. I just don't understand Zhang Xiaowen, and why she did this. She is such a strange person. Anyone with a discerning eye can see that she has a very good relationship with Xiao Ya, but she pays so much attention to me behind my back. Does she love me or hate me?"

"Who knows! She's the one I don't understand recently. Hey, aren't you angry that Xiao Ya and I peeked at Xiao Wen's son?" Shu Yu asked, blinking her big eyes.

I laughed out loud: "So you're asking me why I'm angry? Why should I be angry? This is what you two did. I'm not a judge. How can I, a person who beats and scolds my own father, criticize you? Besides...if you two hadn't peeked, no one would know what Xiao Wen did. As a person involved in her book, it's okay for me to know...I just feel uncomfortable and alienated. The most important thing is that you yourself think that peeking is not a good behavior. You've realized it, so why do you want me to be angry?"

"Hehe... I'm glad you're not angry..." Shu Yu immediately smiled.

"We've known each other for so many years, have you ever seen me angry?" Shu Yu shook her head. "But you will soon see it, so many things are related to me, if I don't get angry, people will treat me like Hello Kitty!"

I lay back on the bed and stretched out my arms. "Xia Rui is already worrying enough, and now Xiao Wen has come. Our dormitory is really in turmoil. What kind of illusion made me think that our dormitory couldn't be better?"

Shu Yu also lay down, using my arm as a pillow and leaning into my arms, "We are simple and never think the worst of others. No, you are the only one who is simple. Although I think our dormitory is good, it is only on the surface. It is fine as long as there are no major disputes. Only you always think it is so good. Jinxuan and I have complained about you. You had to wait until graduation for you to come to your senses and realize that not so many people are sincere."

Isn’t it true? In my previous life, I didn’t know many things until after I graduated.

Shu Yu rested his head on my shoulder, "If the five of you fell into the water and I was the only one who could save you and I could only save one person, I would definitely save you! I don't have such noble character, I also have many small flaws, I can only choose the person I am devoted to. People are involved with many people in their lives, but there are always one or two people who are the most deeply involved. A-Lin, I don't care if you treat me as a good friend or not, anyway, I have made my feelings clear, you are my best friend! Some people don't have a good relationship even after knowing each other for many years, but some people make people want to go through fire and water for them as soon as they meet them once! A-Lin, you are my go-to person! No matter what you do, I will support you!"

I listened to Shu Yu's "touching" confession and smiled happily: "I accepted it and remembered it! I also tell you that you are a good friend who I truly cherish in my heart. As long as you don't betray your country, you will always have a golden ticket to immunity from death with me!"

"Ah~ I hold such a high position in your heart! Hehe! What if I have several boyfriends at the same time in the future, you won't say anything to me?"

"I can only praise you for being so damn capable!"

She laughed like a goose and hugged me happily, her hands not being honest, "Oh, you wouldn't know until you touch it, our Lin is really developing very well! I don't know which big-headed ghost will get him in the future!"

I responded without hesitation: "I'll buy you some papaya tomorrow to supplement your diet!"

"It's useless! I've eaten so many of them!" Shu Yu pouted and said "unsatisfiedly".

"Then I will work hard to earn money and arrange a breast augmentation surgery for you?"

"I think it's a good idea! Arrange a height-increasing surgery for me! Do you know why I practice Taekwondo? It's because I heard people say that Taekwondo can help you grow taller! I'm almost passing the black belt exam, and I'm not even 1.6 meters tall!"

"Oh, how much money do I have to make then?" I smiled and prepared to go back to my bed.

"Where are you going!" Shu Yu stretched out his calf to stop me.

"Sleep..."

"Sleep in my bed!"

"I'm afraid if I kick you down, both of us will be finished!"