Turned into a baby dragon and was loved by goddesses, shocking the world

"What's that smell? It smells so good!" Gu Ling smelled a fragrance before he even opened his eyes.

At eight o'clock in the evening, he once again expressed his love to the school beauty Xiaoxiao.

A heart-shaped candle was placed downstairs of the school beauty’s small dormitory.

The students stopped to gossip.

Before the school beauty Xiaoxiao could even get her consent, she poured a basin of foot washing water on him.

"Gu Ling, why don't you take a piss and look at yourself? You are just a toad, and you want to eat swan meat. You are thinking too much!"

In front of everyone, the school beauty Xiaoxiao not only splashed foot washing water on his face, but also called him a toad.

"It's a Chanel bag. You keep it."

"You received the red envelope of 1314 yuan."

"When I was sick, I donated blood for you until I almost went into shock."

"..."

Gu Ling muttered to himself.

Thinking of the sacrifices I had made for Xiaoxiao, I thought sincerity could be rewarded with sincerity.

Unexpectedly, sincerity was replaced by a basin of foot washing water and verbal abuse.

He wiped the foot washing water off his face and said with a smile: "She is indeed the school beauty. Even her foot washing water is fragrant!"

The onlookers vomited one after another.

How can there be such a mean boy?

"Gu Ling, you have no shame, but I still have some dignity. Get as far away from me as possible..." The school beauty Xiaoxiao said bluntly.

"Baba..."

At this time, a red convertible sports car appeared with its high beams on and its horn honking.

A man less than 160 cm tall and with a face as fat as a pig's head got off the car.

Pighead walked up to Gu Ling and kicked him without saying a word.

"Just because you're a poor loser, you think you can snatch Xiaoxiao from me..." Pighead said with contempt.

Gu Ling was kicked hard in the chest and almost couldn't breathe.

Xiao Xiao, the school beauty, was very happy and took the pig-head's hand, saying with a smile: "This psychopath is pestering me every day, it's so annoying!"

Behind Pighead, a few tattooed, yellow-haired thugs appeared.

"Are you Gu Ling? I warn you, if you dare to mess with my sister-in-law again, I will break your three legs!" the gangster cursed viciously.

Gu Ling covered his chest with his hands, a look of despair on his face, and slowly walked in front of the school beauty Xiaoxiao.

"Xiaoxiao, could you please listen to me for one last time? After you say this, I will never bother you again!" Gu Ling said in a pleading tone.

The school beauty Xiaoxiao glanced at the pig-headed man next to her, sighed heavily, and nodded.

Gu Ling rushed to Xiaoxiao in one step, raised his right hand, and slapped her hard.

"You're on a bus with thousands of people sleeping on it. I'm blind to like you... Hahaha, you really think you're the school belle. Do you think that mole on your butt is really a beauty mole, hahaha..." Gu Ling said handsomely.

When the onlookers heard what Gu Ling said, they couldn't help laughing, their eyes fixed on the school beauty's small butt.

"You...you...you bastard..." The school beauty Xiaoxiao was so angry that she couldn't speak.

The pig-headed man's face instantly turned red. He glared at the school beauty Xiao Xiao fiercely and cursed, "You are really tired of living, beat him up!"

The hooligans rushed forward and beat and kicked Gu Ling.

The fight lasted for three minutes, and only after the school security showed up did the hooligans scatter.

Gu Ling was lying on the ground. There was not a single piece of healthy flesh on his body. His face was swollen like a pig's head, his nose was crooked, four teeth had fallen out, and there was blood at the corners of his mouth.

He refused the security guard's suggestion to send him to the school hospital, and dragged his nearly falling apart body back to his rented house outside the school in despair.

Before Gu Ling returned to his rental house, he bought a bag of peanuts and two bottles of high-proof liquor at the entrance of the community.

When I opened my phone, it was the live broadcast of the beautiful girl Xueer.

Both are beautiful girls, why is Xueer so gentle but Xiaoxiao so cruel?

Gu Ling was drinking while typing on the public screen:

"Yes, little sister, please dance and let the brothers feast their eyes. If you don't dance, your good figure will be wasted!"

It seems that only in this way can the scars in my heart be soothed.

Two bottles of strong liquor were empty and Gu Ling went to the toilet in a daze.

"This shabby rental house is leaking..."

Before Gu Ling could finish his words, his feet suddenly slipped and he hit the edge of the toilet heavily.

The sound of "bang" was like ancient thunder.

He fainted instantly.

I don’t know how long I slept, but when I opened my eyes again, the world was all pink.

There is also a faint fragrance.

"Could it be that Xiaoxiao is worried about my safety and came back to take care of me? This woman deserves to be scolded. Look, she came back to me after all!"

Gu Ling thought to himself.

He opened his mouth and wanted to call "Xiaoxiao".

A mouthful of mucus was immediately poured into his mouth.

"Oh my god, no way, am I dead and soaked in formalin?"

"But if I'm really dead, how can I still be conscious?"

"No, how can I still hear a human voice? That voice seems to be the host Xue'er!"

"Where on earth am I..."

There are ten million whys in Gu Ling's mind.

Before he could figure it out, his head suddenly spun around and he felt like a person who couldn't swim in the waves, choking on mouthful of sea water again and again, helpless.

In the outside world, Xue'er's voice was heard again:

"Oh, forget it. Who cares what kind of egg you are? I have to go eat first!"

Gu Ling used all his strength to twist his body, trying to make some noise.

Unfortunately, his twisting was of no avail.

Gu Ling shouted in his heart: "Beautiful Xue'er, don't leave, save me quickly, I'm about to drown!"

well.

As soon as he opened his mouth, another stream of sticky liquid poured into his mouth.

"Oh my god, what happened to me? No, what did Xue'er just say...I'm not really going to turn into an egg, am I?"

Gu Ling looked at his body again. "Oh my god, how come I have five legs... No, five claws... Have I mutated?"

It was unknown how long it had been before Gu Ling heard the sound of a door opening outside the eggshell.

"Is the beautiful Xue'er back?"

Gu Ling guessed in his heart.

He no longer dared to open his mouth to speak; the sticky, fishy liquid was too disgusting to drink.

Indeed, Xue’er is back.

She put down the key, sat down at the table, and looked at the strangely shaped egg carefully.

After studying for a long time and searching for pictures on Toutiao, I still couldn't find any pictures of the same type.

Why not just make a video and ask for help from the almighty netizens!

"Hey babies, Xue'er found a giant egg in the bunny's nest today. Can you help me take a look at what kind of egg this is?"

After the narration, Xueer took a 360-degree shot of the giant egg decorated with pink scales.

I also wrote a very "scientific" note:

An egg appeared in the rabbit's nest. Is this a decline in morality or the extinction of humanity? Please pay attention to Cher's live broadcast to learn about the past and present of the giant egg.

Click to upload the video and send it successfully.

After turning off her cell phone, Xueer went to bed.

But the comment section of the video soon exploded.

"It looks like an egg from a distance, it looks like an egg from a close distance, take out a magnifying glass and take a closer look, it's really an egg!"

"Beautiful Xue'er, this is obviously an ancient divine egg. Don't be tempted to eat it, or you will be punished by God. I can't bear to see you being punished. Let me do this. It can be fried or boiled. Add more cumin and less spicy. I will bring my own bowl and chopsticks!"

"The rabbit pooped an egg. If I'm not mistaken, it's an Easter egg given to us by the beauty..."

"Beauty, when will you start live streaming? Let me see what that egg is..."

Tens of thousands of comments, millions of views, the comment section exploded.

Overnight, Cher's fans increased from 500 to 10000, and are still growing.

The next day, Xue Er opened her phone and saw 99+ fans, 99+ likes, 99+ comments, and 99+ private messages...

It's driving me crazy.

Xueer nervously opened a certain audio app and looked at the hilarious comment, "Sure enough, there are too many people in this world who stay up late at night and are too bored to even think about anything! They don't look at beautiful women, but at an egg!"