The Adventures of the Crying Princess

淮州

The King of Qi also came along on this trip. Yuwen Ji didn't want to bring him along. He was a man who had just recovered from a serious illness and was extremely weak. He took three steps and panted every three steps. It would be a complete burden to bring him along.

However, Emperor Chengde had spoken, so Yuwen Ji had to obey. The journey that was supposed to take three days took seven days. The King of Qi lay in the carriage, groaning. "Third brother, my second brother insisted on coming here. He didn't mean to steal your credit, but just wanted to have a chance to talk to you alone."

In his heart, Yuwen Ji cursed everyone he could, even the big yellow dog guarding the Prince of Qi's mansion.

"Thank you, Third Brother. You let Princess Sui'an save me, and I am very grateful."

"You worry too much, brother. My younger brother doesn't have that much face. It was the child who was generous and took the initiative to save my second brother without bearing any grudges."

The King of Qi chuckled and repeated the name, "Little boy? It seems that you two have a really good relationship. Third brother, you are lucky. Princess Sui'an is really good."

Yuwen Ji closed his eyes and pretended to be a meditative monk. His second brother was his father's beloved son, and as for himself, who was not welcomed, it was better to stay away from him.

The King of Qi was seriously ill, and he seemed to have mastered the essence of language. He performed a stand-up comedy for a whole day without getting stuck. Yuwen Ji secretly admired him, because he himself would not be able to do it.

Perhaps because he saw that Yuwen Ji didn't want to talk to him, the King of Qi really kept silent the next day and was unusually quiet all the way. Yuwen Ji was much more at ease and had the leisure to think about disaster relief.

After the plan drawn up by Bai Yimeng was rejected by Emperor Chengde, the Ministry of Revenue came up with a new one. A few days ago, officials who went to provide disaster relief complained about the uneven distribution of relief money.

Emperor Chengde had no choice but to re-adopt the plan formulated by Bai Yimeng. In order to prevent Yuwen Ji from thinking too much, he sent him to provide disaster relief.

After the relief team entered the valley, Yi Tong came outside the carriage to remind Yuwen Ji, "Your Majesty, I just sent someone to investigate and found many bodies of men in black in the jungle in the valley. It was the same in Qianjiazhai before. It seems like someone is secretly clearing the area for us."

Yuwen Ji nodded slightly, "I know about this matter. Tell my brothers not to worry about it. Just do what you need to do. If you encounter such a thing again, just pretend you didn't see it."

A very strange feeling lingered in my heart. Bai Yimeng might be nearby. Turning his head, he saw the silly King Qi standing beside him. "Brother, my carriage is a little small. I am worried that it will be unfair to you. Why don't you go back to your own carriage?"

"Third brother, are you going to abandon me? I won't leave. Wherever you are, I will be there. I won't leave."

After the incident with Princess Xiling, whether it was because of the poison in his brain that made him stupid or because he was overly stimulated, the King of Qi became particularly afraid of being alone, and even had to have Yuwen Ji accompany him when he slept at night.

After a few days, Yuwen Ji was fed up with his second brother. Now that he sensed that Bai Yimeng was coming, he had a good reason to drive this annoying guy out.

"Brother, how could I abandon you? Go to your own carriage, eat whatever you like, drink whatever you like, how comfortable it is. I have nothing here, I really wronged you."

The King of Qi hugged Yuwen Ji's arm and refused to get out of the car. "I will not leave. I will stay with you."

Yuwen Ji wanted to cry but had no tears. He seriously suspected that this second brother was sent by God to torture him. He was not stupid before and tried his best to harm him. Now he is stupid and inexplicably relies on him.

"Second brother, I am sleepy and need to take a nap. You can go back now."

"You go to sleep, and I'll drive away the mosquitoes for you." The King of Qi made it clear that he would not be persuaded by any persuasion, and was determined to fight Yuwen Ji to the end.

"Your Highness, be careful!" Yi Tong saw a black shadow flash by and instinctively drew his sword to block in front of the carriage.

The shadow moved too fast and bypassed Yi Tong and entered the carriage. Lifting the curtain, Bai Yimeng saw two grown men hugging each other, and her heart was a little overwhelmed, "Excuse me."

She covered her eyes and quickly stepped out, standing next to Yi Tong. "I'm a very open-minded person. The prince likes men, and I have no objection. It's just... is there really no problem with your aesthetic?" Bai Yimeng nudged Yi Tong as if seeking resonance.

The golden shadow appeared and automatically transformed into a coachman, explaining with a smile, "Xiao Qi, you don't understand this. The customs in the capital are weird, and there are many things you haven't seen. I saw that I had a Nanfeng brothel before..."

Yuwen Ji lifted the curtain and pulled Bai Yimeng in, "What nonsense are you talking about? Don't you know the King of Qi? How could I and my second brother..." Yuwen Ji felt that this explanation didn't seem right. He felt angry, ashamed and helpless.

"That's right, if you two are together, it's called incest." Bai Yimeng covered her mouth to hold back her laughter.

Yuwen Ji held the person close to him, lowered his head and pressed his lips down, kissing her lightly, "It's not incest between you and me."

"Go away, you bastard!"

The King of Qi giggled foolishly and echoed Bai Yimeng's words, "You bastard, when did you become so frivolous? You are so anxious when I am still here?"

Yuwen Ji wanted to curse. Did he let this idiot stay here? It was because he couldn't drive her away. The little girl came at the wrong time. Otherwise, this farce wouldn't have happened.

"Your Highness, is the King of Qi mentally ill? Why do I feel like there's something wrong with him?" Bai Yimeng tilted his head curiously, observing the King of Qi's every move.

"My child, you came at the right time. Come and see. When he first left the capital, he was just timid and talkative. I didn't pay much attention to it and just thought he was too frightened and had a stress reaction.

He has been getting weirder these past few days, clinging to me all day long, and follows me wherever I go."

Bai Yimeng stretched out his hand and pressed several acupuncture points on the King of Qi's body. He walked close to him and checked his pulse. "He is not poisoned." He flipped his eyelids and said, "He is mentally ill. This condition usually occurs after being strongly stimulated or frightened. He is sometimes lucid and sometimes confused."

"Can it be cured?" Yuwen Ji didn't want the King of Qi to stick to him all the time, and wanted to get rid of this second brother as soon as possible.

Bai Yimeng shook his head. "I'm good at detoxifying, but I'm really not good at treating this kind of disease. Let your master and uncle take a look when we get back."

Yuwen Ji held his forehead and hugged Bai Yimeng in his arms, "I don't like men, but this guy is always with me, what's going on?" He said this with grievance and helplessness.

"It's strange, actually. I scared him and made him faint several times before, but he never became mentally disturbed." Bai Yimeng was in no mood to study the King of Qi. She turned her head and glared at Yuwen Ji. "Why don't you ask me why I'm here? You don't even care about me."

"No, I knew you were coming last night. Your elder brother came to me in a hurry yesterday and told me the news of your coming.

"Little girl, why don't you stay at home? Why are you running out here? It's the hottest time of the year, aren't you afraid of getting hot?" Yuwen Ji gently wiped the sweat off her forehead.

"I missed you. They didn't let me come and wanted to beat me. Later... my brother couldn't persuade me and gave in. I didn't expect that although he said he didn't support me coming, he had already informed you." Bai Yimeng played with the longevity lock on her neck.

Yuwen Ji held the little girl and rocked her left and right, "You, why are you so restless? It's only been a few days." He complained but felt indescribably sweet in his heart. Pay attention to the object on Bai Yimeng's neck, "What is this? It's so beautiful. Who gave it to you?"

Hearing the praise, Bai Yimeng instantly perked up, "Yes, Your Majesty, this time it was given to me by Your Majesty. Your Majesty said that this thing can keep me safe."

Yuwen Ji kissed her cheek, "Stinky kid, did you come here just to show off to me? My father has never given me a longevity lock or anything like that since I was a child. But you, first your mother went all the way to ask for a peace charm for you, and now your father has made a longevity lock for you.

"My child, please be well and safe in the future, and don't make everyone worry about you anymore, okay?"

"Third brother, I will be a good boy in the future." The King of Qi woke up at some point and hugged Yuwen Ji's arm like a child vying for favor.

“我现在揍他，陛下应该不会知道。”白以檬万万没想到，自己的情敌，有一天会是宇文稷他二哥。