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Chapter 63 Do You Dare to Swear

Sha Zhu could be described as a human air cannon. He fired three rounds in just five minutes. The last time he aimed at the three old men, and smoked them once again. The whole yard was filled with the stench, and it was so irritating that the eyes could not be opened.

Now Sha Zhu was filled with hatred, but when the time was up, Sha Zhu felt that his stomach was not so uncomfortable anymore. He was about to apologize, but the taste in his mouth was still there. He could only quickly run to the central faucet, drink water from it violently, and rinse his mouth frantically until the taste disappeared.

Zhang Yuan also felt uncomfortable. Although he was not standing where the smell was the strongest, he was still affected by the spread of the stinky fart.

"It stinks so bad." Xu Damao covered his nose and waved his hand to dispel the stench in the air. "Silly Zhu, you are eating shit. You actually released this kind of poison gas bomb at the conference. Are you trying to kill us?"

"Get lost, the real harm is to you, my grandson. You are the one who talks the most." Sha Zhu's face turned red at first, then he cursed back at Xu Damao.

Xu Damao shrank his neck, and seeing that Sha Zhu was angry and embarrassed, he stopped talking.

"Enough, you two are still arguing. It's already so late. Sha Zhu has already sworn an oath just now. You two should quickly explain clearly how you framed Sha Zhu." Yi Zhonghai, who had just regained consciousness, hurriedly began to defend Sha Zhu.

Zhang Yuan said: "Yes, Shazhu swore an oath, but he was punished immediately. Even God punished him. What else do you want to defend him?"

Xu Damao echoed: "That's right, that's right."

Sha Zhu cursed: "I just had a stomachache, that's why I acted like this, it's not what you said at all."

"Yes, I ate the wrong thing." Zhang Yuan looked up at the sky and didn't seem to see any birds. It was obviously referring to Sha Zhu eating bird shit after he made the oath just now.

When Sha Zhu saw Zhang Yuan like this, he was furious.

"Then do you dare to swear again?"

"Just send it, I don't believe it."

"Everyone heard it. Shazhu is going to swear again. Everyone, disperse quickly. Be careful of him throwing another poison gas bomb."

When everyone heard this, they hurriedly retreated. Even Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady, who were concerned about Sha Zhu, moved back without leaving a trace.

"I, He Yuzhu, swear that if I am lying today, I will be struck by lightning and die a miserable death." Sha Zhu solemnly swore another oath.

Afterwards, Zhang Yuan’s unlucky charm was activated again.

After waiting for several minutes, there was no movement; at this time, Sha Zhu breathed a sigh of relief, and so did Yi Zhonghai. After all, there are gods above our heads, and even though feudal superstitions are now eradicated, people still believe in gods very much in their hearts.

Suddenly, someone smelled a burning smell.

"Silly Zhu, why is your house on fire?"

"what?"

"Really!"

One person was the first to notice thick smoke coming out of Sha Zhu's house. The smoke then grew thicker and thicker, scaring him so much that he started shouting.

"That's not right. I clearly put out the fire, so how did it start again?" Sha Zhu was really confused, but he quickly went to fetch water to put out the fire.

"Don't just stand there and watch, help now."

Following the orders from Yi Zhonghai and the other three uncles, everyone started to move. However, Sha Zhu was extremely unlucky. Every time he fetched water, he either fell down, or the bucket broke, or his pants suddenly fell off. In short, he made more than ten jokes within five minutes. If everyone had not worked together to put out the fire, if it had been Sha Zhu, I'm afraid the house would have been burned down.

"Now it seems that Shazhu is really problematic. He even got into trouble after swearing twice. Let's stay away from him."

"Yes, so as not to be implicated by him."

"It's better to let him move away, otherwise I will suffer the same misfortune with him one day."

The resident who said this immediately felt several gazes on him, and he was so scared that he quickly ran back home.

"Tonight's meeting is temporarily cancelled until further notice."

Seeing that Sha Zhu had accidents one after another, Yi Zhonghai discussed with Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui and planned to discuss it another day.

The others also dispersed obediently.

Only Shazhu looked at his house in a daze. It was a mess, with the bedding and everything else wet. The worst thing was that there was a big hole in the bed. He had no idea how the fire got onto the bed.

Sha Zhu temporarily found a piece of wood to cover the hole and planned to make do with it tonight.

Suddenly in the middle of the night, Sha Zhu's screams were heard.

The Jia family next door was so frightened that Jia Zhang ran out and scolded Sha Zhu for disturbing her sleep, not knowing that her voice was louder than anyone else's.

The next morning, Zhang Yuan went out and met Sha Zhu. He had two dark circles under his eyes and glared at Zhang Yuan. But under Yi Zhonghai's gaze, he obediently followed Yi Zhonghai to work.

Seeing that Sha Zhu was still like this, Zhang Yuan immediately took the task from Sha Zhu.

[Task - The deaf old lady asks someone to arrange a marriage for her. The mission level is silver. The mission content is that Sha Zhu cannot get married, so find an opportunity to ruin his marriage. The mission reward is He Yuzhu's cooking experience.]

This task is easy to accomplish. We just need to find Xu Damao. The two of them have always loved and hated each other. As long as Xu Damao knows that Sha Zhu is going on a blind date, he will definitely find a chance to sabotage it.

Just when I thought of Xu Damao, he was pushing his bicycle out of the house, ready to go back to the factory to work.

"Xu Damao, morning!"

"Morning!"

When Xu Damao saw Zhang Yuan, whom he usually ignored, suddenly greeted him, he felt strange in his heart, but he still responded to Zhang Yuan.

"You're at work so early today. I've never seen you so diligent before."

"Of course. I saw such a gratifying thing last night, so of course I told others as soon as possible so that everyone can be happy together."

As expected of being Sha Zhu's good enemy, in order to publicize what happened to Sha Zhu yesterday, Xu Damao, with dark circles under his eyes, was excited and wished he could fly to the factory right now.

"You just came back, so you may not know yet?" Zhang Yuan pretended to be mysterious and whispered to Xu Damao.

Xu Damao asked curiously, "What do you know?"

Zhang Yuan looked around and whispered, "The deaf old lady wants to ask someone to find a husband for Sha Zhu."

Xu Damao was greatly surprised and asked anxiously: "What? Really?"

Zhang Yuan smiled and said, "Of course it's true. Didn't you see how smug Sha Zhu was this morning? In my opinion, something good must have happened to him."

Xu Damao thought for a moment and immediately returned the bicycle to the yard.

"Xu Damao, don't you have to go to work? You're going to be late."

"I just remembered something. I'll report back to the factory today."

Seeing Xu Damao hurried home, Zhang Yuan knew that his mission was accomplished. Given Xu Damao's character, he would never give Sha Zhu a chance to get married.

After returning to the office, before Zhang Yuan could even sit down in his chair, Liu Lan ran over in a hurry, grabbed Zhang Yuan's hand, and walked out together.

"Sister Lan, what's the big deal that makes you so anxious? Slow down, you've almost broken my hand."

"Deputy Director Zhang, please help me. The factory wants to fire Ma Hua."

"why?"

Seeing that Liu Lan didn't say anything, Zhang Yuan realized the reason. It was because of Sha Zhu's drugging. He originally thought that Sha Zhu had been released and the matter was over, but he didn't expect that the factory leaders still wanted to find a scapegoat. No wonder Liu Lan was so anxious.

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