Quick Wear: Crazy Criticism of Villains Asking for Stickers

Li Qing raised his eyebrows slightly. Are you teasing me?

Okay, you'd better be more motivated and stop having a nosebleed.

Li Qing smiled brightly at Shen Song, put her arms around his neck, put her lips close to his ear, and whispered, "Husband~"

Shen Song originally thought that Li Qing would refuse, but he didn't expect her to actually shout it out. The two words caught him off guard, and his face instantly turned red and his ears itched. He was in a panic for a while, and then he buried his head tightly in the quilt, extremely shy.

Li Qing: “…” Please don’t be too naive.

The speechless courtesan paused for a few seconds, reached out to push the bandit who was squirming in the quilt in great excitement, and was about to speak when she accidentally saw the wooden blessing plaque on Shen Song's waist.

Li Qing was stunned. He pulled down the blessing card and took it in his hand to look at it carefully.

This... seems to be my uncle's thing!

Shen Song curled up in the quilt for a while and found that there was no movement outside. Could Qingqing be shy too?

Shen Song crawled out of the bed with a messy hair and was ready to comfort his wife. It was only a matter of time before she called him husband, so there was no need to be shy.

A certain bandit completely forgot about his stupid behavior just now.

Before he could finish his words, Shen Song noticed that Li Qing's face looked strange. She was looking at his lucky badge from time to time, and she didn't look shy at all. She looked very surprised.

Shen Song stuck his head out and blocked between him and the lucky card, grinning:

"Qingqing, this is what Yunyi gave me. I heard it's a lucky charm from Fox Fairy, and it can ward off evil spirits. If you like it, I'll go get you one tomorrow. I can't give you this one, so you can only use the one I got!"

Li Qing: “…” Dear, my uncle is here, please don’t beg for blessings. We have been together for so long without telling our parents, please ask him to spare your life!

"Where is the Fox Immortal? I want to see him, too."

Shen Song's eyes lit up: "Qingqing, do you want to pray for me too? Okay, I'll go back and ask Yun Yi, let's go together, maybe we can even pray for a marriage!"

Li Qing sighed deeply, patted Shen Song on the shoulder and said, "May you be lucky. I'm afraid that my uncle will restrict me and I can't intervene and help you!"

One of them was moved, while the other dared not move. At this moment, there was a knock on the door.

"Dong dong dong..."

"Mr. Li, you can go on stage and perform now."

"understood."

Li Qing got out of bed, put on his clothes, and went behind the screen to pick up his zither. Shen Song followed closely behind him, muttering unsatisfactorily:

"Qingqing, do you really want to perform? I don't want others to listen to you playing the piano, how about I go in your place?"

Li Qing rejected this proposal: "Your piano playing is definitely worse than the howling of ghosts and wolves, and it will easily scare away the guests.

Now the people in Shihuayuan are all selling their art but not their bodies. I have told the madam that they can only perform twice a month. It will be fine. It's just a job. Don't worry too much. Be good~"

Shen Song was not satisfied. Qingqing was his. How could he perform for others and let those guys comment on him?

When Shen Song thought about other people hearing Qingqing's piano playing, he felt so jealous and wanted to be jealous.

Unfortunately, it was useless for him to keep pestering. The performances were scheduled twice a month, after much pleading from the guests and the madam. If Li Qing didn't go, Shihuayuan would probably be smashed.

Besides, Li Qing is already the most relaxed artist in Shihuayuan.

With Qi Sui in charge, no messy customers dared to bother him. It can be said that Li Qing didn't have to worry about anything for his performance. Apart from the fact that Shen Song was jealous, there were no other obstacles.

Li Qing left with the zither in her arms. Shen Song howled toward the window, then performed a set of boxing moves in the house to blow off some steam. Then he lay on the ground and crawled in the dark, feeling extremely sore.

Qi Sui who was observing secretly: “…” Where did this psychopath come from?

Li Qing played two pieces of music and it was not too late when he returned to his room.

When he opened the door, he saw Shen Song curled up on his bed to rest, his whole body buried in the quilt, with only his messy head and a pair of eyes showing, staring at him with resentful eyes.

Li Qing: “…” What do you want to do?

Seeing Li Qing coming over, Shen Song leaned back twice, stepped back to the side of the bed, and patted the empty space with his hands:

"Qingqing, the night is long and it's hard to sleep alone. I'll sleep with you!"

Seeing his bare arms, Li Qing raised her eyebrows slightly: "Are you... not wearing any clothes?"

Shen Song: “!!!” You guessed it right. You’re so smart. You’re worthy of being my wife!

"Ahem... With our relationship, there's no need for clothes to separate us. Qingqing, didn't you notice? The wind is very strong tonight. It will definitely be cold at night. It will be warmer if we stay close together without clothes."

Li Qing pulled his face to see how thick it was to make him talk such nonsense.

"Stop messing around, get up first. I'm going to take a shower later. The servant will come over to bring hot water. It will be troublesome if he sees you in bed."

"Oh, okay." Shen Song agreed temporarily and decided to wait until Qingqing finished bathing before giving herself to her.

then……

"Swish——", before Li Qing could react, Shen Song pulled back the quilt.

Shen Xiaosong shivered in the cool breeze, saluted and greeted Li Qing very warmly. Li Qing: "..." Hurry up and put on some pants!

After playing tricks on himself, a servant happened to come to bring hot water, and Shen Song slipped under the bed. He was naked and covered in dust.

Li Qing covered her face and didn't look at him. How silly.

The bathtub was placed in place, and mist rose from the hot water. Li Qing undressed normally, not worrying at all that his ex might peek at him bathing.

It's just a matter of being honest with each other. They are both an old couple and don't care about this.

When he was hanging clothes, he turned his head inadvertently and saw Shen Song's head sticking out from under the bed, staring at him with burning eyes... below.

After a moment, Shen Song swallowed and two streams of blood slowly flowed out of his nose... He was stunned for a moment and felt a little embarrassed. Shen Song's ears turned red with embarrassment.

Li Qing twitched the corner of his mouth, but in the end he said nothing. He stepped into the bathtub, not wanting to pay attention to that useless bandit for the time being.

He was afraid that he would laugh if he spoke, which would make Shen Song even more shy.

Shen Song covered his nose with his hands with a flushed face, huddled under the bed, took a deep breath to adjust his state, and didn't dare to look at Li Qing again.

Li Qingxin took a bath without distraction. After taking a bath and putting on her clothes, she lowered her head to look under the bed and found that Shen Song had left.

He ran away right away? He didn't even stay to make further progress? That doesn't fit the character of a bandit.

Could it be that...he doesn't know how?

Li Qing guessed correctly. Although Shen Song was a playboy, he really didn't know how men should behave with each other. He planned to go back and find some books to learn.

However, he definitely couldn't tell Li Qing about such an unspeakable thing, so he left a note on the table:

[Qingqing, I'm going to ask the Fox Fairy for her location. When I come back, we'll go and worship her together. I'll ask the Fox Fairy to make a red string as thick as a finger for us to tie together so we can never be separated!]