Quick Wear: Crazy Criticism of Villains Asking for Stickers

At dinner time, Li Qing couldn't stand the half-cooked food, so he picked up a stone knife and stone shovel and cooked by himself!

The elderly orcs who were usually in charge of cooking followed him and learned from him, exclaiming at every turn:

"These prey that are not dead are going to bleed out all their blood? That's amazing, we have never let them go!"

"You can only put the meat in when it's bubbling! I didn't even know this."

"The first water has to be poured out. We didn't do that before. The messenger is smart."

"The messenger cut the meat into small pieces so that I can eat it in one bite. How amazing!"

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Li Qing: “…” No wonder they all like flattery. One person follows another, praising him so much that he is a little confused.

A large pot of mutton soup was placed there and slowly cooked. Li Qing processed the wild boar and used another stone pot to teach them how to refine lard and fry pig blood... There was not much fat on the two big wild boars, but some could still be refined.

As the aroma of lard spread, the people of the tribe gathered around the altar, holding large stone bowls in their hands, waiting for the meal.

The most mischievous little beasts became quiet and could not take their eyes off the big stone pot.

Xiong Jiu stayed beside Li Qing, helping him busily. After the lard was refined, he put it in a stone bowl first.

The Qingyuan tribe had no other containers. Fortunately, the weather had cooled down, and he added some salt when refining the oil, so it would not deteriorate in a short time.

All the lard residue was distributed to the children, and Li Qing began to teach the sub-orcs behind him how to stir-fry pig blood and pork together, otherwise they would not be full. Alas, he had to find some staple food as soon as possible.

After finishing the meal, Li Qing was too tired to move. The stone bowl, stone knife, stone shovel... none of them were light, and his biceps were flexed.

The high priest and Xiong Jiu stood in front of the pot, busy distributing food to everyone. Li Qing pulled Xiong Ye Zi over and put it under his head as a pillow, and held another little bear in his arms as a pillow.

He stretched out his leg to hook the bear Xiaohua who was trying to escape. A male bear gave this name to the bear. Li Qing was deeply impressed by him.

"Xiaohua, let me pad my legs."

Xiong Xiaohua hummed for half a minute, then obediently used his head to press against his legs. Li Qing pinched the ears of the little bear in his arms and sighed:

"I rubbed three bears in one go. This is the pinnacle of my life. Others don't even have one. They can only envy me. Hahahaha..."

Li Qing couldn't help laughing, and found that everyone was looking at him with strange eyes. He quickly stopped smiling, picked up another bear, and hugged it left and right.

After lying down for a while, Li Qing took the stone bowl handed to him by Xiong Jiu, picked up two branches, and taught the tribesmen how to use chopsticks. It was really unbearable to watch...

Everyone was very satisfied with the meal. The Beast God Messenger was amazing. He had only been here for two nights, but he had already taught them so many things!

The tribesmen's favorability towards Li Qing increased rapidly. Everyone looked at him with starry eyes, which made Li Qing feel uncomfortable.

Xiong Jiu was jealous. These people were definitely going to snatch Qingqing from him. No matter if they were orcs or sub-orcs, he had to be on guard against them!

After the meal, without even having time to put away the stone bowls, Xiong Jiu hurriedly carried Li Qing back to the cave.

He carefully placed his precious night light on the bed, then pushed Li Qing to the side and rubbed his big head against Li Qing's neck: "Qingqing, teach me how to give birth to a baby."

Li Qing kissed his forehead: "I can handle the process, but not the result. I can't have a baby."

"Ah?" Xiong Jiu was stunned for two seconds, then suddenly picked up Li Qing, rushed out of the cave, and went to find the high priest. He shouted loudly, with a tearful tone in his voice:

"Priest, Qingqing can't have a baby. Is there something wrong with her health? Please check it out immediately!"

Xiong Jiu was getting anxious. What if Qingqing got sick? Would she still be able to accompany him until his hair turned gray? The more he thought about it, the sadder he became, and tears started to flow.

A certain bear was shouting so loudly that many people in the tribe heard it and ran over worriedly to ask what was going on. It turned out that the messenger of the Beast God fell ill as soon as he arrived at the tribe!

No wonder he likes to hug the little orcs in the tribe so much. It turns out that the messenger is infertile and he will never be able to be a father.

The kind-hearted orcs were already howling, the messenger looked so pitiful.

Li Qing: “???” Is it so serious that you can’t have children? Are you still discriminating against children?

Li Qing let the high priest press on his lower abdomen a few times, and then heard the high priest say in a very sad voice:

"The messenger has no uterus, I'm afraid... Alas..."

Li Qing was confused and didn't know what to say. You can even figure this out!? You are amazing!

His expression was despair in the eyes of others. Woohoo… The messenger must be feeling very uncomfortable, and they were feeling very uncomfortable too. The messenger was so powerful, why would the Beast God deprive him of the right to have cubs! ?

Xiong Jiu hugged Li Qing and cried loudly: "Qingqing, don't be afraid. If you can't have a baby, then don't have one. Nothing must happen to you. You must always stay with me..."

Li Qing: “…” This world has finally become insane beyond my imagination.

After Li Qing's explanation, deception and comfort, the tribesmen finally understood that the messenger had voluntarily given up the right to have children in exchange for the opportunity to learn skills from the Beast God.

Everyone was deeply moved. The envoy had paid so much for something, and yet he taught it easily to the Qingyuan tribe. He was so nice! He was a really good man!

Under the admiring gaze of the tribesmen, Li Qing was carried home by Xiong Jiu.

Xiong Jiu treated Li Qing as if he were a fragile item. He held him gently in his arms and didn't care about the birthing process. He just stared at him and cried hard.

Li Qing took out a towel and wiped his face, then sighed helplessly: "I'm not dead yet, why are you crying?"

"Don't talk about death!"

"Okay, okay, I won't die. Go to sleep and stop crying. The good animal skin has been soaked by your tears."

Xiong Jiu laid on Li Qing's neck and wiped away his tears, saying aggrievedly: "Then you are not allowed to leave me, I don't want my cub anymore, I only want you."

Moreover, Xiong Jiu made a very important decision. He would never stop Qingqing from getting close to the little orcs in the tribe again.

Qingqing must be very sad because she can't have children. She wants to hug the baby more, and he can't stop her!

Li Qing still didn't know how much concessions Xiong Jiu had made for him. Not only Xiong Jiu, but other caves also heard similar instructions:

"Cubs, you should get closer to the messenger in the future. He likes cubs. You should accompany him when you have nothing to do. Remember?"

The cubs nodded and made "hmm..." sounds. Even though they couldn't speak yet, the panda cubs had memorized the rules of caring for the messenger...

In the leader's cave, under the light of the night light, Xiong Jiu and Li Qing snuggled together, and the temperature gradually rose.

Li Qing lifted up someone's animal skin skirt and suddenly remembered that he could teach the sub-orcs how to make clothes.

Orcs can return to their original form when they are cold, but sub-orcs have no fur and usually only wrap their lower bodies with wild animal skins. In winter, they wrap their entire bodies, leaving only their heads and arms exposed, which is not convenient at all.

Fortunately, he said he was the messenger of the Beast God and that no one would find it strange if he wore clothes from the space. If he was asked to run around in an empty space wearing only an animal skin all day, it would be really hard to get used to it.

Xiong Jiu looked at Li Qing in confusion: "Qingqing, why don't you move? It feels good to have your hands touching, keep touching!"

As he said this, he pushed it up and placed Xiong Xiaojiu in Li Qing's palm.