Quick Wear: Crazy Criticism of Villains Asking for Stickers

Li Qing had just drunk some wine and felt a little dizzy. He fell on the bed and sighed, "Three years old, why do I get drunk so easily every time? I used to be able to drink a thousand cups without getting drunk!"

"You finally admitted that you can't drink anymore!"

The three-year-old was sitting on the edge of the bed, dressed more festively than Li Qing. If you didn’t know, you would think he was getting married.

Li Qing actually didn't want to admit it, but reality slapped him in the face again and again. Since he came to the small world, he had never had a good drink!

San Sui fell down with him and held up Li Qing's eyelids with his hands: "Don't sleep, we will have the wedding night later."

Li Qing pushed him away: "Don't make trouble, it's not like you and I are going to spend our wedding night together. I'm very sleepy now, and sleep is the most important thing."

As soon as he finished speaking, he fell asleep in a second.

Seeing that he was already asleep, the three-year-old didn't want to disturb him any more. Just as he was about to go back to sleep, the door of the room was pushed open.

Gu Jingye: “!!!” Who is the person lying next to Qingqing! ? Why is Qingqing not moving? Is she knocked unconscious by him! ? This scoundrel actually wants to take advantage of Qingqing!

Three-year-old: "!!!" Why did he come back so early? There are so many guests outside and they haven't left yet!

After the two looked at each other for three seconds, Gu Jingye pulled out a gun and pointed it at him.

"Bam—"

As the gunshots rang out, San Sui quickly turned around, broke through the window and escaped, jumping from the second floor, unharmed.

However, he was discovered by the guards of the Marshal's Mansion, and Adjutant Yu led his men to chase him.

San Sui escaped successfully, and snatched Yu's purse and gun, stuffing them into his arms. He glanced at Yu Weiguo who was pinned down by him, and smiled arrogantly:

"Let's go first. Lend me some money and let me play with the weapons!"

……

In the Marshal's Mansion, such a loud noise did not wake up Li Qing.

Gu Jingye was very worried, thinking that he had been poisoned by some weird drug, and quickly asked the doctor in the house to come and check him out.

After some trouble, Gu Jingye finally felt relieved when he realized that Li Qing was just drunk.

In the front hall, all the guests were kept, and the butler led people to interrogate them carefully to find out whether they knew the thief.

Today is Marshal Gu’s wedding day, but such a big thing happened. We must find out who is behind this!

The Marshal's Mansion is under intensive investigation due to the appearance of the three-year-old.

As for himself, he disguised himself, bought a lot of delicious food, and went to the woods outside the city for a picnic with a bunch of food in his pocket, intending to return to his host after eating and drinking his fill.

Halfway through the meal, I heard some noise not far away. I went over to take a look and saw, wow, they even dared to roast phoenix eggs!

The two bandits put an extra-large egg in the fire and drooled with greed. Such a big egg must be very delicious when roasted.

Three-year-old didn't want to get involved. It was better to have less trouble than more. It had nothing to do with him. He could only say that the phoenix was unlucky.

I went back to eat my glutinous rice cake. After a while, I heard the screams of the bandits.

San Sui raised his head and an egg flew towards him and landed steadily in his arms.

Three years old: “…” Are you blackmailing me! ?

Push it open, gurgle... the phoenix egg rolled down the hillside and got stuck between two dead branches.

After eating and drinking, the three-year-old cleaned up the garbage at the scene, patted his butt and left. The egg shook twice on the spot and rolled in the direction he left.

The three-year-old turned his head to take a look and saw the phoenix egg quickly rolled behind the tree and was hidden tightly.

When his footsteps gradually faded away, the Phoenix Egg came out again and continued to follow. The three-year-old pretended not to care, then suddenly turned around again.

Caught off guard, the phoenix egg swayed from side to side, not knowing which tree to hide behind, and finally rolled into the haystack.

The three-year-old walked over and pulled it out: "You are playing hide-and-seek with me, stay away from me! Don't follow me!"

After giving the warning, he put it back in its place, but the guy didn't listen at all and kept blaming him.

Three Years Old frowned as he picked up the egg. Just as it was shaking with excitement, Three Years Old threw it up and kicked it away: "Goodbye!"

The phoenix egg fell to the edge of the pond, rolled into it, and sank into the water.

San Sui clapped his hands and turned around, and was surrounded by a group of bandits: "You little bastard, are you the one who killed our two brothers?"

They heard screams and rushed over here, and saw two bloody corpses. This guy was the only outsider in the mountain, so it was very likely that he did it!

"It wasn't me, it was an egg!" The three-year-old told the truth. It was indeed the phoenix egg that did the bad thing.

However, these words were obviously not credible, so they pointed their guns at the three-year-old and prepared to take him back and hand him over to the boss for disposal.

This kid is delicate and tender, the boss must like him!

Three years old: “…” Damn Phoenix, let me take the blame!

San Sui did not resist and followed the bandits up the mountain, intending to destroy their lair...

When Li Qing woke up the next morning, the Marshal's Mansion had returned to peace.

There was no one among the guests who had any ill intentions, so the butler apologized and let them go.

Adjutant Yu not only failed to catch San Sui, but was also robbed by the other side. He lowered his head and listened to the Marshal scolding him.

"You led more than 30 people, but you couldn't catch a small thief!? Not only that, you searched all night and didn't find any news. What the hell are you doing!?"

Yu Weiguo sighed and complained: "Marshal, he is not an ordinary thief, he knows martial arts!

I don’t know if it was something I learned from Wudang or Shaolin, but he just tapped my shoulder and I lay on the ground, unable to move.”

Gu Jingye thought about the guy's quick dodging of bullets yesterday. He really didn't seem like an ordinary person, but he couldn't just let it go like that.

If he hadn't suddenly had the urge to go back to the house to take a look at Qingqing, who knows what would have happened: "No matter what kind of martial arts he learned, keep looking for him! Send more people to look for him!"

Gu Jingye arranged everyone to go downstairs. When he heard that Li Qing had woken up, he quickly returned to the room.

Li Qing heard about this from the servants who served him. He stopped washing his face. The three-year-old made such a loud noise.

"Qingqing, wake up!"

The two servants left, Gu Jingye picked up Li Qing and wiped his face with a wet towel.

Li Qing blocked his hand, turned around and asked, "I heard that you sent people to arrest San Sui? Just withdraw the people, there's no need to arrest him."

"Who is Three Years Old?" Gu Jingye wanted to catch him, but he didn't know his name.

Li Qing slowly explained to him that they had been friends since they were three years old and they had known each other for a long time.

He went out to learn martial arts at the age of three. He is very skilled in martial arts and likes to punish evil and promote good everywhere. He would only come back to play with him for two days occasionally, and he would not let him tell anyone about what happened to avoid trouble.

So even his father and the people in Ruyi Class didn’t recognize Three Years Old.

Yesterday, I heard that he was getting married, so I came back to give him a gift.

After telling these stories, Li Qing admired her own imagination and the fact that she could think of everything. She didn't know whether Gu Jingye would doubt it.

Before Gu Jingye had time to doubt, Adjutant Yu brought another piece of news:

"Marshal, the bandits in Xishan were wiped out by a young man in red. According to the description of the people who escaped, that man looks very similar to the one we want to capture."

Li Qing: “…” As expected, punishing evil and promoting good, is this the unique tacit understanding between me and San Sui?