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Faced with the threat, Deadpool did not take it seriously. He relied on his strong self-healing ability and was fine even if his head was blown up.

Moreover, because this is a Chinese restaurant, he knows that Li Jie will not allow Tony Stark to take action here.

"if not?

Tony, are you trying to blow my head off?

Oh no.

I seem to have seen the headlines of tomorrow's newspapers.

Mr. Tony, our super rich second-generation superhero Iron Man, murdered an innocent customer in a Chinese restaurant late at night.

Tony, do you want to see news like this?

No, I guess you don't want to.

Right, right? "

Deadpool said this while winking at Tony Stark.

"Jack!"

Tony Stark's patience has reached its limit and he can only ask Li Jie for help.

"Well, that...

Wade didn’t do anything to hurt you.”

Li Jie coughed dryly.

"I go!"

Tony Stark stood up and shouted,

"Okay, if he doesn't leave, I will.

If this bastard dares to follow me, I swear I will kill him!

Peter, help me change the table!"

"Oh, okay, right away."

Peter Parker ran over and stopped Deadpool with his hand, whispering,

"Wade, can you be honest for a moment?

Find a seat and sit down, then think about what to eat, I'll come over later."

"What to eat?"

Deadpool glanced around the Chinese restaurant and his eyes fell on Li Jie. He stuck out his tongue and licked his lips.

“It looks delicious.”

"My God, what was I thinking?"

"Just now I actually wanted to eat that bald guy's big head."

"That's incredible, normally I'd be thinking about blowing someone's head off."

"Yes, it does look delicious."

"But why do I have such a strange idea?"

"Hey, he's the cook, who's going to cook if he eats it?"

"But I really want to eat it."

"Shut up!"

"If you don't shut up I'm going to stab myself!"

......

Deadpool stood there talking to himself, a complete madman.

He was not joking at all. He pulled out the knife, held it with his backhand and pressed it against his stomach, pretending to perform a caesarean section.

This situation was caused by the parasite in his body - Venom.

However, Li Jie is not worried about Deadpool at all.

Because Deadpool is a madman with a confused mind and always comes up with some weird ideas.

He is even the only guy in the world who knows that he is an animated character. He even broke through the dimensional wall and ran to the editing room to kill the author.

As a result, he occasionally communicates with the reader out of the blue.

for example......

Deadpool will suddenly say to the readers who are reading this book:

“Hey, kid, don’t fall in love with me.

I have no interest in any man except Peter.

What, you have money?

Actually...it's not impossible for me to consider going back and washing my own butt.

Okay, hurry up and give the author a tip and recommendation! "

Because Deadpool's mind was confused, he almost tortured the parasite to death.

It was also due to the influence of Deadpool that Venom always behaved crazy when he appeared later.

"Alright alright.

We are here to eat, we shouldn’t have such evil thoughts.”

Deadpool suddenly put away the knife again, then stood at attention and bowed to apologize to everyone present.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong.

I'm sorry I scared you all just now.

Please forgive me.”

This sincere attitude seems like he really recognizes his mistakes.

After Tony Stark sat down again, he spoke to Peter Parker:

"Jack, why is this Wade so weird?

Did you just escape from a mental hospital?"

Peter Parker whispered back, "Tony, just enjoy your meal in peace, I'll take care of it."

"Oh."

Tony Stark responded.

Peter Parker ran back and arranged for Deadpool to sit in the corner:

"Wade, stop it.

Now tell me what you want to eat?"

Deadpool stuck out his tongue and licked it: "I want to eat you."

Peter Parker…

cough.

"just kidding.

Peter, I'm so hungry now, please give me whatever is in the Chinese restaurant."

Deadpool said with a forced smile.

"All, are you sure?

Wade, I mean... did you bring money this time?"

Peter Parker asked seriously.

Deadpool covered his face with his hands and said:

"Peter, how could you say such a thing?

I...it's so heartbreaking.

Am I, Wade, the kind of person who doesn't pay for meals?

Besides, you know my Wade's reputation. Even if I don't take the money, I will definitely find a way to settle the bill.

Peter, you...”

Peter Parker interrupted Deadpool and said:

"Wade, so did you get paid today or not?"

"Wait a moment."

Deadpool fumbled around on his body and soon pulled out a gold tooth from his pocket, shouting excitedly,

"Ah, ha!

Peter, did you see that?

I suppose that will be enough to pay for the meal?"

Peter Parker frowned and said:

"Wade, the question I'm more concerned about is... where did this thing come from?"

“Where did it come from?

Let me think.

Oh, now I remember, I got it when I bit some guy's head off."

Deadpool yelled.

Peter Parker…

Tony Stark took out his cell phone and prepared to call the police.

“Just kidding, Wade was kidding us.

No matter how big his mouth is, how can he bite off a person's head?"

Peter Parker laughed dryly to smooth things over for Deadpool, then lowered his voice and said,

"Listen.

Wade, I don't have that much money, the most I can offer you is a plate of twice-cooked pork and a bowl of white rice.

However, you must make sure to leave the Chinese restaurant immediately after eating.

do you understand? "

Deadpool nodded like a good kid and said, "Understood."

Peter Parker stared at the gold tooth and said, "Okay, now put that thing away quickly."

“Peter, you are such a good man.

I think I've fallen in love with you."

Deadpool said as he put the gold tooth back into his pocket.

"Shut up.

Just sit here and wait."

Peter Parker uttered a low curse, turned around and came to Li Jie to pay two hundred dollars for Deadpool.

Li Jie secretly sighed in his heart:

“As expected, he’s Deadpool’s soul mate.

I don't even want to spend it on myself, but I'm willing to spend it on Deadpool."

"Peter, you are a little too kind."

Li Jie reminded.

Peter Parker replied:

“Boss, I just don’t want Wade to cause trouble in the Chinese restaurant.

Besides, he will definitely pay me back when he has money.”

"Hopefully."

Li Jie was worried that Deadpool would forget about this when he woke up.

Ok.

Even if he wasn't infected by Venom, Deadpool wouldn't have much time to stay awake.

His mind is always in a state of confusion.

Otherwise, how would he have the courage to pursue the God of Death in the future?