Perhaps only delicious food in this world can make Deadpool quiet for a moment. He just concentrates on eating and finishes all the dumplings on the plate in one breath.

He looked so crazy, as if he hadn't eaten for several days.

"Peter, come here quickly!"

After eating the dumplings, Deadpool slammed the table and called Peter Parker over and said excitedly,

"Peter, I knew I was right to listen to you.

These dumplings are the most delicious food I have ever eaten in my life, please give me a few more!"

"Wade, are you sure you want more?"

Peter Parker said with a frown that he didn't believe that Deadpool, who had just given him only one dollar as a tip, could afford another meal.

Sure enough, Deadpool suddenly came to his senses, glanced at the prices on the menu awkwardly, and said with a smile:

"Peter, let me discuss this with you.

I was in a hurry to go out today and forgot to bring money. Can you lend me some money?

Don't worry, I promise I will return the money to you tomorrow and pay you some interest."

Peter Parker…do I fucking know you?

There's really nothing strange about it.

It was the first time that Peter Parker encountered someone who came to a Chinese restaurant to eat and asked the waiter to borrow money.

It's impossible to prevent people from thinking you are a liar.

After a moment of hesitation, Peter Parker took out the dollar that Deadpool had kissed and placed it on the table, then turned and walked away silently.

Deadpool......

"Peter, believe me, I will definitely pay you back!"

Deadpool grabbed the money in his hand and thought to himself, now that he has one dollar, where can he get another ninety-nine dollars?

Besides Deadpool, Eddie Brock was the only one left in the restaurant.

Seeing Deadpool's eyes on him, Eddie Brock turned around with the computer in his arms and put on headphones.

Deadpool muttered to himself:

"Damn! Do you think I would borrow money from you?

Do I know you very well?

You want me to borrow money from you? You are not qualified!"

Unable to think of a solution for a moment, Deadpool simply picked up the vinegar dish and drank the vinegar in one gulp, then licked the dish and the plate with the dumplings clean.

After putting down the plate, Deadpool stood up and walked to Li Jie who was eating melon seeds.

"Hi, boss, I'm Wade."

"Wade, this is Jack, what's going on?"

Li Jie raised his eyelids and looked at Deadpool.

Deadpool took a knife from his back and stroked it with his hand, looking reluctant to part with it. Finally, he gritted his teeth and placed the knife in front of Li Jie:

"Jack, let me talk to you, can I put this knife against you in exchange for some dumplings?

Don't worry, I will bring the money to redeem you tomorrow, and I will give you double the price then."

"bass."

Li Jie pulled the knife out of the sheath.

Deadpool's dual swords are very famous weapons, called carbon steel swords.

It is highly poisonous, and although it is not enough to kill a superhero, it has a significant effect.

That is, it can inhibit the regeneration of self-healing factors.

Even if Wolverine was stabbed by Deadpool's knife, he would die because he lost his regenerative ability.

Unfortunately, the knife in front of me is not made of carbon steel.

Wade, who has just become Deadpool, has not yet obtained the carbon steel knife.

Even so, Deadpool's knife is very expensive and is definitely more than enough to replace a dumpling.

Li Jie put the knife back into its sheath and pushed it back in front of Deadpool.

Just when Deadpool was disappointed, Li Jie stood up, opened the cash register, took out a thousand dollars in cash and handed it over:

"I'm lending this to you. Give it back to me when you have more money."

In fact, Li Jie originally wanted to give it to Deadpool for free, but he borrowed it for the sake of Deadpool's self-esteem.

Compared to the immortal physique, this thousand dollars is nothing.

However, Li Jie lent Deadpool one thousand dollars not because he was grateful to Deadpool for giving him immortality, but simply because he liked the character of Deadpool.

Just think of it as giving a tip to the host in the live broadcast room.

It’s a pity that she is not a beautiful anchor.

Deadpool just stood there in a daze after getting the thousand dollars.

We met by chance, and you lent me a thousand dollars when I came to your restaurant to eat. Is there such a good person in the world?

"Is there anything else?" Li Jie asked.

Deadpool finally came to his senses, put down his hands, stood at attention, and bowed 90 degrees.

Li Jie jumped away quickly.

I'm not dead, what the hell are you doing?

"Thank you!"

After Deadpool uttered these two heavy words, he immediately returned to his previous playful expression.

"Peter!"

"Wade, do you want to order food?"

Peter Parker walked over.

"Snapped."

Deadpool took out the dollar and slapped it hard on Peter Parker's chest, saying with a smile:

"This is what you just lent me. I'm returning it to you."

As he said that, he took out another $100 from the $1,000 that Li Jie gave him and slapped it on Peter Parker's chest.

"Besides paying you back the interest, the rest is my tip to you."

Great!

Peter Parker almost gave Deadpool a thumbs up, but his brows furrowed involuntarily.

I feel like you're taking the opportunity to touch my breasts, but I have no evidence.

Peter Parker quickly took a step back to distance himself from Deadpool.

Deadpool took out another two hundred dollars and asked doubtfully:

"Peter, why are you so far away from me?"

I just took a step back, is that far?

Peter Parker forced a smile and said:

"Just tell me what you want to eat. I can hear you."

Deadpool didn't think too much about it, and took a step forward to hand the money to Peter Parker:

"Give me another serving of dumplings, I..."

Peter Parker interrupts Deadpool and says:

"Wade, I'm so sorry.

According to the rules of Chinese restaurants, a person can only order a dish once a day."

Deadpool......

"Then what should I eat?"

Peter Parker introduced other delicacies with a smile, and finally said:

“I can assure you that they are all delicious as dumplings.”

"Okay, your recommendation is correct. I believe you."

Deadpool took out a few more bills and handed them to Peter Parker, and ordered all the food in the Chinese restaurant.

Have you finished eating?

Peter Parker was a little worried.

A moment later, the stinky tofu was served in front of Deadpool.

Deadpool stuffed two fingers into the stinky hole and frowned:

"Peter, are you sure this is edible?"

Peter Parker nodded and responded:

“Of course, this is the signature dish of the Chinese restaurant, also known as the cuisine of the brave.

You only have to take one bite to notice the difference.”

"cough.

Peter, if you say so, I will definitely eat it.

but......"

"jingle."

Wind chimes are ringing.

When Deadpool saw the person pushing the door in, he ran over as if he had seen a savior and shouted:

"Victor, we meet again!"

It was Sabretooth Victor who walked in. Seeing Deadpool rushing towards him, Sabretooth instinctively dodged backwards and said with a frown:

"Wade, how come you're still alive?"

“Victor, watch what you say.

How can I die when you are still alive? "

Deadpool said with a smile that he had never lost in a verbal duel.

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