Marvel: The Late Night Kitchen That's Popular Across the Multiverse

Is there anything more depressing than seeing the woman you like confessing her love to another man?

Deadpool lay on the table with despair. Suddenly, he rushed to Hawkeye and Captain America like crazy, pointed at his nose and said:

"Listen, I'm a mercenary who makes a living by killing bad guys, because I'm worse than them.

I know you are superheroes.

Come on, stab me in the heart or shoot me in the head."

Hawkeye and Captain America...

Seeing that the two did not respond, Deadpool simply knelt on the ground, clasped his hands together and said:

"Please, please end my life quickly, I really don't want to live anymore."

On the other side, Domino had ordered apple soup and two servings of upgraded golden fried rice as suggested by Peter Parker.

After paying, Domino was furious when he saw Deadpool's appearance. He walked over angrily and punched Deadpool to the ground, and said to Hawkeye and Captain America:

"sorry.

I think you can tell there's something wrong with his brain."

Hawkeye and Captain America nodded at the same time. They both felt that Deadpool did have a problem with his brain.

"Please rest assured, I will keep an eye on him and prevent him from causing any more trouble for everyone."

Domino said as he dragged Deadpool away like a dead dog.

"Bah, what kind of superhero is this? It's just garbage.

I gave you opportunities but you are useless.

You can't even kill someone, you're so incompetent!"

Deadpool shouted, raising his middle finger to greet Captain America and Hawkeye.

“Just bear with it for a while.

This is a Chinese restaurant, and our target is the Red Skull."

Captain America began to preach.

Hawkeye nodded and said:

"You're right. Arguing with a psychopath will lower our status."

"Wade, sit here honestly, or don't even think about asking me out again."

Domino pinned Deadpool down on the chair.

Deadpool waved his fist and shouted:

“Domino, you are insulting the strength of the licker.

As a qualified bootlicker, I will not give up.

Even if you really marry Jack in the future, I will lick you till the end!"

"Snapped."

Domino slapped himself on the forehead, looking speechless.

Fortunately, Peter Parker soon came over with two servings of upgraded golden fried rice, temporarily resolving the awkwardness.

"Wade, didn't you yell that you were hungry on the way?

Eat quickly. "

Domino preached.

Deadpool snorted and said:

“No!

Jack stole my woman. I hate him and I won’t eat the food he cooks!

Humph, if you say you don’t want to eat it, then don’t eat it. I won’t eat it even if you kill me!”

"Wade, I'm giving you face, right?

Just don't eat it, no one is forcing you!"

Domino started eating, praising the food for its deliciousness as he ate.

"Gululu..."

Deadpool's stomach growled.

“Apple soup.”

Peter Parker came over with apple soup, and when he saw Deadpool hadn't even started eating, he started talking.

"Wade, if you don't have an appetite, have some soup.

This is a new product launched by the Chinese restaurant, it is guaranteed to make you...”

"Peter, why are you talking so much nonsense?

Put it down quickly."

Deadpool took the apple soup and put it down. He first served a bowl to Domino and then served a bowl to himself.

Not afraid of the heat, he picked up the bowl and started drinking.

After drinking the soup in the bowl in one breath, Deadpool licked his lower lip and said:

"Mm, sweet and sour, it's a rare delicacy in the world."

Maybe because of the soup, Deadpool became even hungrier and picked up the spoon and put rice into his mouth.

Seeing this, Domino teased:

"Wade, didn't you say you would rather die than eat the food Jack made?"

"Did I say that?"

Deadpool was stunned for a moment, then nodded in response.

"Oh, I think I said that."

The next second, Deadpool suddenly pulled out a gun and shot himself in the temple, then fell to the ground with a thump.

This scared the dominoes on the opposite side.

Captain America and Hawkeye also began to feel nauseous.

It was so bloody.

Madman, what a madman.

Li Jie also frowned, looking at the bloody scene and wondering how he could continue his business.

But then again, Deadpool did not violate the rules of the Chinese restaurant.

He only blew up his own head and didn't hurt any other guests.

Except that it affects appetite a bit.

It seems that Chinese restaurants need to add one more rule: you cannot harm the restaurant's guests or the person himself.

Otherwise, how can we do business?

After a moment, Deadpool's leg suddenly twitched, and then he got up from the ground and said very seriously:

"Domino, I've died before, can I eat now?"

Domino was just joking, but he didn't expect Deadpool to be serious.

After nodding stiffly, Domino warned himself to be careful when talking to Deadpool in the future.

No, it’s better to stay away from this lunatic.

Deadpool sat back down and hurriedly ate two mouthfuls of lunch, then looked at the blood mixed with brain matter on the ground and shouted:

"Peter, can you clean up the Chinese restaurant?

How can people eat like this?"

Peter Parker...blame me?

I don't know which idiot blew his own head off.

Li Jie walked over and patted Deadpool on the shoulder and said:

"Wade, how does it taste?"

Deadpool gave a thumbs up and said, “Jack, of course you make the most delicious food in the world.

Especially this apple soup is really delicious, can I pack some for you when I leave later?"

“You can pack up what you can’t finish.

But you have to listen to the new rules of Chinese restaurants.

If you do anything bloody like what just happened in a Chinese restaurant again in the future, you will be permanently blacklisted from the Chinese restaurant.

You are not allowed to step into this place again.

Understand? "

Deadpool thought about it seriously:

"Instead of using a gun, can't we just stab with a knife?"

"No."

Li Jie replied.

Deadpool pressed on, “As long as there’s no blood.

What if I break my own neck or take poison?"

Li Jie...

Damn, are you here to find loopholes?

"jingle."

Li Jie opened the restaurant door and threw Deadpool out.

Deadpool lay on the ground with his head supported by his hands and said:

“Jack, got it.

Don't worry, I was just joking with you just now.

How about this, I can offer my ass today as long as you let me in."

As she said this, she threw a coquettish glance at Li Jie.

Li Jie... Ugh!

Before the door closed, a golden light flashed and a teleportation portal appeared at the entrance of the restaurant.

Then, Wang came out with an anxious look on his face.

After looking at the deadpool lying on the beauty, Wang sighed and said:

"Jack, I have something important to discuss with you.

But first I think I need to eat something.”