Instance game: I signed a pact with the gods, and the gods accused me of cheating

It was almost three o'clock in the morning, and Xu Mingyang actually called me in the middle of the night and ran over.

Qin Shang's mind was full of thoughts, and he subconsciously thought it was related to Wanyan Xiaoshu.

After all, it’s not reasonable for two men to stay up late at night and talk on the phone, right?

The only reason he could think of for Xu Mingyang to call him at this point was probably because of the breakup.

I guess it was because it was the first day of separation and Xu Mingyang was not used to it.

This is actually a normal desensitization phase...

Qin Shang vaguely remembered that when he was hospitalized for the first time due to illness, he did not sleep well for the first two nights. Every time he woke up, he found that his surroundings were not his home but a strange environment, filled with the pungent smell of disinfectant and white suspended ceilings. The whole world was white.

He also felt a sense of emptiness in his heart.

After all, he was a prisoner who had just been released from prison and had not adapted to the outside world for two days, but he and Jiang Qiqi hooked up not long after they met, quickly fell in love, and got married soon after.

For the next two years, the two were inseparable.

From then on, Qin Shang basically stayed with Jiang Qiqi in real life.

I rarely spend time alone.

So when Qin Shang was first diagnosed with brain cancer and sent to the hospital, he sometimes woke up from a dream. Sitting on the hospital bed and looking at the empty ward, he had an illusion: Did I have a very long dream?

Jiang Qiqi, wife, family, and release from prison, these were all my fantasies?

In fact, I am still in prison now, a criminal who has been in prison for two years for fraud?

Whenever Qin Shang woke up in the middle of the night, he would sit on the bed in a daze and then could not fall asleep again.

It was not until later that a nurse discovered this and secretly told Jiang Qiqi about it.

The woman then sold her house and rented a place near the hospital. Basically, Jiang Qiqi would come to stay with Qin Shang after get off work at night. In this way, when Qin Shang got up at night, he gradually adapted to the new living environment...

"Lao Qin, I'm so sad!"

"Are you guys in Big Hero 6 busy right now? If you are, I'll call you back later..."

God your mother will call me back later.

Damn, it’s true!

This lickspittle must be thinking of Wanyan Xiaoshu.

"It's okay, I'm not busy, you say..."

The next moment, Qin Shang sighed. He was thinking about how to discredit Wanyan Xiaoshu in front of Xu Mingyang and make him completely give up on that woman, but then he heard what Xu Mingyang said.

"Remember the super hot girl I told you about at noon, the one I met in the hospital?"

"?"

Qin Shang was stunned when these words came out.

He couldn't wrap his mind around it for a long time.

Oh my god, is there any follow-up to this matter?

So the reason you called me in the middle of the night wasn't because of Wanyan Xiaoshu?

Gan!

Black fat guy, buddy, I really underestimated you.

This move of yours must have allowed Wanyan Xiaoshu to open up his Ren and Du meridians, and he actually developed the innate scumbag holy body.

"You mean you succeeded in picking someone up at noon? Then why are you so upset?"

"Look at the chat. I sent you all the chat records."

hiss!

Qin Shang took a deep breath.

I opened the chat box with Xu Mingyang and took a quick look. This bastard changed his WeChat avatar and name. His current nickname is "Lonely Square Root of Three" and his avatar has been changed to that of Patrick Star.

The following is the chat record between 'Lonely Root Three' and 'Don't Eat Coriander'.

Lonely square root of three; I just looked at your circle of friends, sister, and I suddenly realized...

Don’t eat cilantro; what did you find?

The lonely square root of three; your hands are so white.

Don’t eat coriander; laughing and crying emoji//I’ll hold your hand later.

The lonely square root of three; you have a great figure too.

I don’t eat coriander; I’ll hug you later.

The lonely square root of three; your mouth is also soft.

I don’t eat coriander; I’ll give you a kiss later.

"?"

Seeing this opening conversation, Qin Shang was struck by lightning and was in a trance for a moment.

He even repeatedly compared the avatar of the person on the other side of his chat box to confirm that it was Xu Mingyang.

Qin Shang then revealed an expression of doubt and uncertainty.

Is this still Xu Mingyang?

Is this still the Xu Mingyang I know?

Could it be that he is possessed by some unclean thing?

How did he manage to just meet a girl at noon and flirt with her in the afternoon?

You can even take the initiative to say to him, "I'll hold your hand for a while," and accept his lame response?

……

If a brother doesn’t eat coriander, then is he willing to support his sister’s career?

Don't eat coriander; Brother, I came to the countryside to see a doctor, and I have to go back after the infusion. The tea leaves in my hometown have been dried, and my grandparents are in poor health. The harvest season is coming soon, and I have to go back to help them harvest the tea leaves. If you are willing, can you give your sister some support?

The lonely square root of three; If your brother gives you some support, would you be willing to give him some reward?

Don't eat coriander; shy?(????w????)?emoji//Brother is bad, you men are all like this, first call you sister, then sister, and then call you baby, when chasing a sister, you are idle like a vagrant, and you are always available. You respond to every message, and after you get her, you are busy today and tired tomorrow, and you tell you to go to bed early, you are busy as if you are in charge of the entire United Nations.

Don’t eat coriander; my sister is not so easily fooled, so does my brother want to buy some tea to prove his feelings?

Lonely Root Three: Then, sister, do you want to give your brother some reward first?

Don’t eat coriander; what reward does your brother want?

Lonely square root of three; my brother observed the sky at night and found that the moon is dim tonight, which is a good time to appreciate the moon. The night is long and he has no mood to sleep. Do you want to talk about the issue of family planning?

Don’t eat coriander;…

Don’t eat coriander; Brother, I actually want to find someone to rely on, but we still have grandpa and grandma to take care of, so I can’t be so casual!

Don’t eat coriander; brother, how about you prove your feelings?

Lonely square root of three; then sister, why don’t you send me some tea so I can try it. If it tastes good, brother can help you advertise and sell it to friends around you~

I don't eat coriander. My sister also wants to send some to my brother to try, but seeing how hard grandparents work picking tea, my sister can't bear it. How about my brother try to buy some? It's very cheap!

The lonely square root of three; my sister is so pretty, the child she gives birth to must be pretty too, right?

Don’t eat coriander; my brother is so handsome, he must be very generous, right?

Lonely square root of three; sister, do you want to come out to watch the moon with me tonight? And bring some tea for your brother to taste?

If you don’t eat coriander, then is the brother tasting the tea or appreciating his sister’s tea art?

The lonely square root of three; hahahaha, taste it!

The lonely square root of three; Sister, the night is long and you can’t sleep. Do you want to have a deep communication with your brother?

Don’t Eat Coriander: But my sister is not such a casual person. I don’t have much contact with my brother, and I feel that we don’t know each other well enough.

Lonely Root Three: No! I think I know you very well!

Lonely Root Three: Sister, what color are your bitter tea seeds?

Don’t eat coriander: ???

The square root of loneliness three: It is said on the Internet that those who reply “?” after asking this question have an avoidant personality.

No coriander: …red.

The square root of loneliness three: Very good, the introverted type, you see, I told you, I know you very well!

Don't eat coriander; ... 6

Then, not eating coriander seemed to be a complete loss of patience!

Don’t eat coriander; fuck you, you stinky loser, you don’t even want to buy a bag of tea, damn, I asked you to buy tea and you want to get it for free, and you even want to cheat for sex?

Don’t eat coriander; go to hell, my sister’s child is very cute, do you want me to bring him to you to see later?

The lonely square root of three;???

"'Don't Eat Coriander' has turned on friend verification. You are not his friend yet. Please send a friend verification request first. You can chat only after the other party passes the verification."

This is the entire content of the chat record sent by Xu Mingyang.

When Qin Shang first read the beginning, he thought that maybe Old Xu had a plastic surgery and changed his head when he went to the hospital for an IV drip?

Otherwise, it wouldn't be possible for him to charm a young girl like this in just one afternoon, right?

After just a few words, they started talking about family planning...

This is not because Qin Shang has any opinion on Xu Mingyang's appearance.

I simply think that for a guy like Lao Xu to date a good-looking girl, it would take at least a long time for the other person to develop feelings for him, and for the other person to fully understand his inner beauty before this is possible.

He is not a rich second-generation. Before becoming a Shenlu player, Qin Shang was an ordinary person rooted in the grassroots. These days, the economic environment is bad and social pressure is great.

In fact, the thinking of young people has changed dramatically, especially many young girls.

Two years ago, everyone would rather live an ordinary life than take shortcuts for the so-called wealth and glory and sacrifice themselves for someone they don't love.

Now, people would rather be a servant to a rich man than grow up with a boy.

Whenever there is a post about creating anxiety on a certain website, there will basically be a post like "My boyfriend only earns 3,000 yuan a month now, and there are better suitors among his suitors. When I compare him with my boyfriend, I feel that he is mediocre in other aspects except that he is handsome. Ladies, do you want to break up?"

Most of the highly-rated answers below are about advising separation rather than reconciliation.

Look, boys who are somewhat handsome are no longer popular in today's impetuous society.

But most of the girls who ask these questions don’t understand the point.

'Some people are after your lower body, some are after your lower life. Why do you think those who are after your lower body are better than those who are after your lower life? Also, do you have the ability to distinguish who is after your lower body and who is after your lower life? '

And what is love?

When you love someone, what do you love for his/her good material foundation, his/her handsome appearance, or the resonance of souls and mutual understanding between the two of you?

In this impetuous environment, many people have forgotten to ask themselves these questions.

However, similar negative remarks from male compatriots also frequently appear on the same website.

'If a man who drives a Porsche has five dates in a year, then there will be five more women in this city, "my ex-boyfriend drives a Porsche, and fifty women whose daughters are not as pretty as me but can still find boyfriends who drive Porsches."'

Neither of these two views of love is correct.

However, behind these two equally negative views of love is materialism.

Qin Shang does not agree with materialism, but of course he does not dislike it. Everyone has his or her own views and standards on choosing a spouse.

But when many people try to measure their love with the mate selection views that most people can accept, or in other words, at present, the mate selection views that most people can accept are materialistic... when materialism becomes the standard for measuring love, does it mean that this society is really sick?