Instance game: I signed a pact with the gods, and the gods accused me of cheating

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Eight o'clock in the evening, at the Gallery Bar.

Qin Shang sat at the bar with a glass of Bloody Mary in front of him. He was playing with the "Trainer" card holder in his hand, with a thoughtful look on his face.

He didn't seem nervous about the upcoming action. He even seemed indescribably relaxed and confident.

Instead, he was studying this "Trainer" card set.

Previously, Qin Shang had already deduced from the basic attribute panel of the Divine Path players that in the most basic column, the race section, there were actually not only humans...

There are also "God Slayers", "Observers", and "Experiencers"...

This was indeed the case when Qin Shang put on the trainer card holder that Master Yin had thrown to him in the office in the afternoon.

In the race column of the attribute panel, the word "experiencer" has indeed changed to "experiencer".

At this moment, he was thinking about a question in his mind: if a God Road player died in the copy, he would become a God Killer.

But the question is whether the God Slayer's character card has been recovered by the Divine Road.

Qin Shang once thought that after a player died, according to the most basic rules of the Divine Road, if the character card was recycled, NPCs such as the God Slayer would lose their character cards.

After all, the character card is a player's identity, but now it seems that is wrong.

For example, in the movie "Death Train", "Grandpa Niu cosplays as a maid to seduce Zhuangzhuang's mother" actually used the character card skills. At that time, there was a rule that "NPCs cannot lie."

But Qin Shang clearly remembered that the girl had deceived him when the two of them were exploring carriage number three.

Later, Qin Shang figured it out. It was probably because the girl used [Whisper].

In other words, the God Slayer can at least use professional skills.

This was very strange. Qin Shang was puzzled at the time. All the character cards had been recycled by the server, so how could he still use the professional skills?

Now he finally understood, because Shen Xiuxiu had also become a player in [Points Monopoly] and did not have a character card yet.

But she had also seen things like attribute panels!

So...it's not the character card, it's the player's identity card, this is a wrong judgment.

But the God Slayer is actually also a player.

In other words, in the eyes of the Shenlu server, the definition between players and NPCs has always been vague.

Players are actually a type of NPC, and NPCs can also be players.

This is why, because of the rules of [Points Monopoly], Shen Xiuxiu, who is clearly an NPC, can also become a player.

But at that time, Shen Xiuxiu didn't have such a thing as a character card.

But she really has the right to participate in the referendum!

NPCs enjoy basically the same rights as players within the dungeon.

balance!

It is still the eternal balance mechanism of the Divine Road.

The most compelling evidence is that the God Slayer is an NPC, and the Experiencer, like the God Slayer, no longer has "human" in the suffix of his race.

So do practitioners also belong to NPCs?

The answer now appears to be yes.

But the trainees are just ordinary players who enter the training dungeon.

In other words, in Shenlu's eyes, all people are actually NPCs and players. This inference is actually established so easily!

If this supernatural force that transcends the concepts of time and space has consciousness, then in its eyes, all people, all players, including NPCs, including Shenlu players, and even Qin Shang suspects that ordinary people in the real world are nothing more than NPCs in the eyes of Shenlu.

Damn, it really feels like all living beings are ants...

"By the way, is there really nothing special between you and Master Yin? You know, our country practices monogamy, so it's reasonable for you to have a husband and a wife, and we rotten girls won't say anything."

At this moment, a crisp voice interrupted Qin Shang's thoughts.

Hearing this, he turned his head with a dark face and looked to the side.

Don Juan was holding a wine glass and staring at him without blinking, pouting his red lips and blinking his watery eyes twice. The gentleman at the bar had a strange look on his face.

The gentleman was still dressed the same way, with a small vest over a white shirt.

Because Master Zheng is not here today, the gentleman not only has to act as a waiter, but also needs to take on the work of bartender and mixologist.

Just now, the gentleman was chatting with Don Juan the whole time.

Because the Tianci Mingyue Hotel was not far from here, Qin Shang simply chose to stay in the Corridor Bar in the afternoon until the action began.

Who knew that when I came to my senses after being distracted, I found that the topic they were talking about... seemed to be centered around me.

At this moment, hearing Don Juan's words, Qin Shang's face suddenly turned dark.

This is how monogamy is explained...

"Can you read less BL literature?"

"What's wrong? Only men understand men best. He understands your pain points, and you understand his strengths. You two are a perfect match made in heaven."

"And the gentleman just told me a secret. I heard that you beat your brother's wife in order to sleep with your brother's uncle!"

Qin Shang narrowed his eyes and glanced at the gentleman with a dangerous look.

Isn't this talking about the bastard Gentleman, who was previously in the content of the make-believe video he shot on the "Shenlu Player Official Forum"? At that time, he and Shi Hao were arguing, and Gentleman was very far away, so he could only hear words like "uncle", "his wife", "your brother", etc. Who knew that this idiot would go back and inexplicably connect these keywords together.

In the end, it turned into "licking the cockroach's feet fiercely" and beating his brother's wife in order to sleep with his brother's uncle.

Gentleman, your mouth really should be sewn shut!

"Don Juan nmsl..."

The next moment, Qin Shang raised his middle finger politely at Don Juan.

God gave me a treasure, but will you be happy only if I use him as a troublemaker?

But Don Juan was stunned when he heard this, and a strange expression appeared on his chubby face;

"What does nmsl mean?"

"You're okay."

Qin Shang shrugged, picked up the Bloody Mary in front of him and took a sip, but before he could continue speaking.

The gentleman next to him suddenly interrupted and lectured;

"Lao Qin, you are wrong. How can you swear at a beautiful lady? I was just joking. Men should be elegant."

“No matter what you are facing, you must maintain the most basic elegance. If you don’t know what to say, just smile. Smiling is the best way to show your cultivation and elegance.”

Hearing this, Qin Shang sneered, raised his glass and clinked it with the gentleman.

You spread rumors that I'm a troublemaker, and I haven't settled the score with you yet, and you're already giving me a lesson?

The gentleman thought Qin Shang was convinced by him, smiled with satisfaction, and took a sip.

"No matter what I say later, don't spit out the wine in your mouth, otherwise it will be too ungraceful!"

"Of course, a true gentleman would not show such an embarrassing appearance in front of a lady!"

The next moment, Qin Shang suddenly spoke coldly in the gentleman's astonished gaze.

I watched the gentleman drink up the wine in the glass in one gulp.

Qin Shang grinned, revealing a mouthful of white teeth;

"Just now, while you were serving wine to the guests, I mistook your cup for an ashtray. Ahem, I was planning to tell you, but you interrupted me and I forgot."

As soon as these words came out, the gentleman's body shook, his five senses twisted into a ball, and he looked at Qin Shang with an expression of disbelief.

Qin Shang admitted his mistake very quickly and with a very sincere attitude, and immediately said;

"I'm sorry, I said I'm sorry, you should forgive me, right?"

"After all, a true gentleman should always maintain the most basic interests and elegance. But you won't scold me, right? A true gentleman shouldn't swear."

Overt conspiracy, this is definitely an overt conspiracy.

If I put on the tight hoop, I can't love you. If I put down the tight hoop, I can't afford to love you.

This allusion derived from "A Chinese Odyssey" was really played to the extreme by Qin Shang.

You have already drunk this glass of wine. If you spit it out, it would be ungentlemanly and unclassy.

Not vomiting is your self-restraint, but you have to drink my cigarette ashes.

And you can only swallow your anger.

Anyone who insults others is just shooting himself in the foot...

Instead of vomiting, you drank the ashes and maintained your gentlemanly elegance.

I'm vomiting. You are not elegant enough. What you just said was bullshit.

Qin Shang learned this trick from watching some H jokes before.

Someone asked a question above. If you encounter a female ghost who feeds on male genitals, the female ghost will not be able to divert her desire to eat Kun Kun due to physical conditions, because if she does not eat your Kun Kun, she will die. At this time, how should you protect yourself?

The best answer is that I would tell her that I didn’t wipe the pee clean.

And release the water the moment she makes this move.

This behavior is roughly equivalent to eating my KunKun, which is equivalent to drinking my deoxyribose.

If you don't eat, you will die...

Anyway, even if I get eaten, I won’t lose anything.

If you eat my KunKun, you will feel sick to death. If you don’t eat my KunKun, you will die from not having food.

If you don't eat it, you will die...

If you eat it, you will die.

It’s just that one is at the biological level and the other is at the psychological level.

The greatest conspiracy in history, "Nine Turns of Large Intestine", was played out by Qin Shang.

If you don't eat my uncleanly cleaned large intestine, you can't eliminate me. If you eat my uncleanly cleaned large intestine, it's like you've eaten something terrible!

This conspiracy has not been solved by anyone so far!

Don't forget, Qin Shang has never been one to suffer a loss. With just two sentences, he made the gentleman, who thought he was well-mannered, feel embarrassed. You could see with the naked eye that his entire face was flushed red, like the color of liver.

His eyes were bloodshot, his cheeks bulged, and he tried hard to resist the urge to vomit on the spot.

"Qin Shang, I'm going to fuck you like an immortal..."

After saying the last sentence, he turned around and rushed out of the bar.

"Oh, this young man..."

"You're still not graceful enough. You promised to remain calm even when the sky is falling!"

Qin Shang watched the gentleman fleeing with a smile on his face.

He picked up the Bloody Mary and took a sip, feeling the alcohol jumping in his mouth. He suppressed the slight dissatisfaction in his heart and smiled.

He didn't dare drink too much, after all, he couldn't drink much.

One third of a Bloody Mary is enough to make Qin Shang slightly tipsy, just to moisten his throat.

At this moment, Qin Shang's cell phone on the table vibrated.

Seeing this, Qin Shang and Don Juan looked at each other, both knowing what this meant.

As soon as he thought of this, Qin Shang immediately picked up the mobile phone on the table, and as expected, he saw the message from Master Yin.

"Ready to go!"

Seeing this line of words, Qin Shang narrowed his eyes, turned his head and exchanged glances with Don Juan.

Don Juan understood the meaning of his eyes and immediately understood.

Qin Shang nodded slightly, stood up, picked up his phone and walked out of the Corridor Bar. He looked towards the grove of trees outside the bar, his eyes gradually darkened, he looked down at his phone and replied to a message.

Finally, he walked into the darkness and disappeared at the door of the Corridor Bar.

"According to plan!"