Instance game: I signed a pact with the gods, and the gods accused me of cheating

I saw Shen Xiuxiu and her little baby sitting in the middle of the living room, each holding a remote control handle.

Fighting fiercely in front of the fluorescent display screen.

Neither of them is modern people, and "Street Fighter" is enough for them to enjoy playing.

"No... Shen Xiuxiu, don't you see what time it is!?"

Qin Shang complained unhappily.

The 'Gentleman' has not been living in Longcheng Mingyuan recently because Zheng Gongwei filled in his home address when he was driving under the influence. In order to avoid petitioning the Public Security Bureau, Mr. Zheng directly exchanged residence with the Gentleman.

Recently, Qin Shang’s roommate was replaced by another boss in his family, Mr. Freedom.

However, Zheng Gongwei has a toxic work and rest schedule. After get off work at the Gallery Bar, as the boss, he usually does not go home until four or five in the morning. It's not because Mr. Zheng is devoted to his career and is willing to work overtime.

It was because Master Zheng basically spent all the time in the meantime in the Internet cafe.

"Eaa~Eaa!"

The little ghost baby saw Qin Shang trying to unplug the power in the living room as soon as he came back, and he became very anxious.

He jumped down from the sofa with a plop and crawled to Qin Shang's feet.

Then she hugged Qin Shang's calf pitifully, with tears in her little eyes, and it looked like she was about to cry in the next second.

Qin Shang spat in annoyance when he saw this.

Who did this little thing learn to act like a spoiled child from...

He pulled out the power without mercy, not giving the little ghost baby any time to beg for mercy.

Seeing that the TV was turned off, the little thing was completely unhappy. He angrily raised his little fist and hit Qin Shang's thigh twice. However, the ghost baby's abilities were auxiliary after all. Whether it was [Bewitch] or [Treasure Hunt], they did not have much effect on the ghost baby itself.

He was not a fighting type of monster, so his two punches basically did not cause any harm to Qin Shang. The strength was almost the same as that of an ordinary human cub.

Two punches are just like tickling.

Seeing Qin Shang's cold and heartless attitude, the little ghost baby looked at his mother for help.

"Habaer is so naughty, he won't even let anyone play games with him. My kid and I will run away from home tomorrow (▼ヘ▼#)."

Qin Shang and Shen Xiuxiu have been in contact for a long time, and can barely understand Sichuan dialect.

Shen Xiuxiu was complaining about her husband's fierceness, but he pretended not to hear her, turned around and went into the bathroom to pee.

As a result, Yin Shisan's phone call suddenly came in.

Qin Shang had basically no contact with Master Yin in the past half month. After all, he had acted without first reporting to his boss, which was a big mistake for his boss.

Master Yin now looks at Qin Shang with the same impatience as he does at Zheng Gongwei.

If he hung around in front of him, he would probably be suspected of adding fuel to the fire, so Qin Shang would not be so idle as to go and cause trouble for himself.

When Qin Shang suddenly received a call from Master Yin, he was actually a little panicked.

He tried to calm himself down, then coughed and picked up the phone;

"Hello? What instructions do you have for the mighty and brave boss? Qin has devoted his life to the cause, and his death is not a pity..."

"Nothing, I just have to go get a marriage certificate in a couple of days. Can you help me pick a good day?"

"Oh, marriage, I have experience in this matter, you are asking the right person...wait!"

Qin Shang subconsciously replied with a few more sentences before he suddenly realized something was wrong.

He raised the phone to his face again and took a closer look at the note. It was indeed "a cold and expressionless man who can't take a joke"!

No, Yin Shisan is getting married?

Who are you going to marry?!

His expression froze, and then he realized something.

Master Yin on the other end spoke in a cold and slow voice.

"On the first day Zhang Xiaofang's parents moved in, his father deliberately smoked in the house and set the bed sheets on fire, making a mess. The next day, he and his aunt went shopping, so I asked someone to clean up the mess."

"Later, his father said he was not used to living in the city and that my yard was too quiet. He caught two pheasants from somewhere, and they started crowing early in the morning. I received seven or eight complaints because of the noise."

"I had to install soundproof glass and build a nest for the pheasants."

"On the third day, I had just finished building the pheasant's nest, but his father stewed the pheasant that night. When he killed the pheasant, he made blood all over my kitchen. He threatened that in rural areas, you can just rinse the chicken with water after killing it."

"That night he did exactly that, and my kitchen started leaking, and the cigars in the basement got damp, and I almost ruined dozens of Cohibas, as well as my treasured red wine and white wine I brought back from abroad."

"On the fifth day, I didn't say anything and asked someone to do new waterproofing. However, the imported Italian tiles in the kitchen were soaked in chicken blood and had a fishy smell. The floor was completely ruined. I had to re-lay it, but the materials haven't arrived yet."

"On the sixth day, Zhang Xiaofang's father said he wanted to show me his cooking skills. He bought mushrooms from somewhere and made a pot of soup. I ended up vomiting and having diarrhea after eating it. I went to the hospital for a checkup and it turned out to be food poisoning and acute appendicitis. As a result, I couldn't go to work for the next three days and was admitted to the hospital to have my appendix removed."

“After asking, I found out that he didn’t buy the mushrooms, but picked them near the stinky ditch.”

"I was discharged from the hospital on the ninth day. He said that a son-in-law should be welcomed with white wine to get rid of bad luck. Then he poured the Maotai that had been stored in my basement for seven or eight years on me. Later, he threw a cigarette butt at me and lit it, burning a high-end LV suit I bought during the Paris Fashion Week... Emm, it also burned my feet."

"On the tenth day, he said he was going to visit Zhang Xiaofang and borrowed the key to my Maybach. But after driving a hundred meters, he said his car had crashed. When I asked him, I found out that he only knew how to drive a three-wheeler and didn't have a four-wheeler driver's license."

"Because I was driving without a license, the insurance company refused to pay for the repairs. My car was only repaired today."

"On the eleventh day, he said he wanted to meet my family. I took them to the small attic in the backyard. His face changed drastically and he asked me if this wasn't my family's warehouse. After careful questioning, I learned that he was just wandering around my yard a few days ago out of boredom and happened to sneak into the attic, thinking it was a warehouse. He stole the offerings I made to my parents. When I found out, there wasn't even a piece of fruit on the altar."

"I said it was for the elders anyway, so it would be okay for him to eat it. He turned pale and fainted. Then, for some unknown reason, he caught a severe cold and stayed in the hospital for another three days. When he was discharged, I said I wanted to give him some Maotai to get rid of his bad luck, but he said no."

"Yesterday, when I got home from get off work, he suddenly said that I had passed his test and that he hoped to see his daughter live happily ever after. He handed Zhang Xiaofang to me personally and said that when my foot injury healed, he would take photos with me to get the marriage certificate. After we got the certificate and watched us live happily ever after, he could go back to his hometown."

"The two elders have bought train tickets for tomorrow, which means that after I get the certificate in the morning, they have to leave in the afternoon. They are in a hurry to go back and harvest pineapples."

"Emm...So, tomorrow, if you are free, push me to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau so that Zhang Xiaofang and I can get the certificate."

This should be the first time that Yin Shisan, a cold and expressionless man, has spoken so many words in one breath since Qin Shang met him.

After listening to it, Qin Shang felt his head buzzing and sighed inwardly, wow, there was so much information.

He never thought that Master Yin had experienced so much in just two weeks.

Zhang Xiaofang's father looks honest but I didn't expect he could be such a troublemaker!

But why is Yin Shisan so emotionally stable? If he were a normal person, he would have been furious and chased the two elders away.

Yin Shisan was able to narrate everything that happened in the past two weeks in such a calm tone.

My emotions are so stable, I really want to talk...

Nonsence!

Qin Shang almost raised his hand to slap himself, then he shook his head to get rid of Don Juan's favorite plot in his mind, and then laughed dryly;

"Boss, are you kidding me?"

"No, didn't you arrange it?"

"I just want to ask you, should I give you a diamond ring when I get the marriage certificate or at the wedding?"

"By the way, may I ask Leader Qin what instructions and arrangements are there for the next step?"

"If not, we might have to get the marriage certificate tomorrow."

Only then did Qin Shang finally hear a hint of resentment in Master Yin's tone. It turned out that Master Yin was being sarcastic.

I really thought he had a crush on Zhang Xiaofang, but it was reasonable for him to feel resentful.

After all, from the very beginning, Qin Shang arranged for the two elders to live in his house without saying hello, and it seemed that he did not discuss it with Master Yin.

It's normal for him to say something sarcastic.

"Ahem... Boss, you didn't have to be pushed by others when you got the certificate. I walked there by myself."

He laughed and thought about how to fool Zhang Xiaofang's parents, and at the same time made a joke which he thought was humorous.

But Master Yin sneered.

"My legs were burned and haven't healed yet. I have to use a wheelchair recently."

"..."

Now, even with Qin Shang's thick skin, he couldn't think of any other words to comfort people.

There's only one song on repeat in my mind.

Wrong, wrong, wrong, it's my fault...

"How about I go along and join in the fun tomorrow?"

"You can try what will happen if you don't come tomorrow."

"Beep beep..."

The next moment, the phone was hung up.

Yin Shisan’s attitude was very clear, which was to directly throw the problem to Qin Shang.

It was Qin Shang who caused Zhang Xiaofang's parents to move into his house.

Now, Zhang's father feels that his son-in-law is emotionally stable and kind to the elderly.

From the old man's perspective, it seems that he really approves of his son-in-law, and there seems to be nothing logically wrong with him urging the two to get their marriage certificate.

So... back to the beginning of this matter, it was Qin Shang who caused the trouble.

Naturally, he has to clean up his own mess. Master Yin has given up and left Qin Shang to find a solution.

If Qin Shang doesn’t solve this matter properly tomorrow.

I'm afraid that when he arrives at the Civil Affairs Bureau, Mr. Yin, who has been patient for more than ten days, will completely give up his job.

What a joke! How could someone, by such a coincidence, marry a woman he doesn't even know for no apparent reason?

Qin Shang rubbed his temple and then cursed.

"Damn it, it's all Zhang Xiaofang's fault."