Instance game: I signed a pact with the gods, and the gods accused me of cheating

Anyone with a brain can imagine the complex changes Xu Mingyang went through in his heart during these few hours.

Probably at first I felt sad, then embarrassed, then sorrowful, then embarrassed again, and finally I went online to look for a solution, probably because I saw some self-media blogger with the marketing account of "Emotion Master".

He received some golden quotes and suggestions that he thought he could resonate with, so the sky cleared, the rain stopped, and he felt that he was able to do it again.

God knows how shocking Wanyan Xiaowen was after reading these chat records.

She originally thought that she was a person who would not be happy or sad because of things. After all, she had probably experienced the lowest point in her life that most ordinary people would never experience. In her eyes, there was nothing more tragic than her own life.

If I have to say one thing, it would be "Who stole my happiness?"

This is Wanyan Xiaowen’s signature on WeChat Moments.

She thought that embarrassment, happiness, sadness, and other complex emotions would probably be hard to see on her face again in her lifetime. However, after reading the chat records between Xu Mingyang and Don Juan, she felt as if countless ants were crawling on her body.

He dug his toes into the ground frantically, wishing he could die right there.

It's too dramatic and too fucking abstract.

Why do I find myself in this embarrassing situation for others?

In particular, Wanyan Xiaowen felt not only embarrassed, but also felt a kind of discomfort that she couldn't even describe.

This feeling is hard to describe, it's like suddenly losing something you didn't like very much.

Although I don't like this thing, I would still feel a little unhappy if something that clearly belongs to me was suddenly lost.

"So, I'm really a spare tire?! The latest part of Xu Mingyang's chat history with that girl was yesterday morning. When I confessed to him yesterday morning, he was struggling over whether to bring her breakfast. Then, because I jumped out to confess, Xu Mingyang simply agreed."

"What does this mean? What do you think of me? Am I his fucking backup?"

"I am his licker?"

"I took the initiative to pursue a dog who no other woman wanted, and the most important thing is that this dog agreed in a minute. So, I am a dog who licks dogs? I became a wolf warrior without knowing it?"

Of course Xu Mingyang didn’t think so in his heart, but Wanyan Xiaowen thought so in her heart.

At this moment, Wanyan Xiaowen's mentality was extremely complicated, just like she had eaten a mouthful of chocolate that tasted like shit, and she was neither up nor down.

She knew clearly that this thing was actually chocolate and would do no harm to her, but she just couldn't stand the smell of shit in her mouth.

The condescending feeling she had when facing Xu Mingyang faded, replaced by an indescribable feeling of dissatisfaction.

You are so good, Xu Mingyang. I thought you were a pure little virgin, but you turned out to be a scumbag. I have met my match, right?

On the other hand, Xu Mingyang had no idea what Wanyan Xiaowen was thinking. If he knew this, he would probably cry out that he was wronged.

When Old Xu got downstairs, he found that almost all convenience stores were closed at this time. Well, it was five or six in the morning, and he could even hear the chirping of cicadas and birds in the grass while walking in the community garden.

In another half an hour, purple clouds will come from the east and a hint of pale sky will appear in the sky. By that time, the sun will be about to show its tip.

It’s only about half an hour until the sunrise in April in Yanjing…

Where can I find a convenience store in this place, next to some of the most remote communities on the Fifth Ring Road?

Xu Mingyang was worried that Wanyan Xiaowen had stayed at home for too long, and he discovered that the house was filthy, so he became extremely anxious. His mind kept popping up with the smelly socks scattered around his room, and the dirty bowls in the kitchen that seemed to have not been washed for a long time since he had eaten instant noodles last time.

The more he thought about it, the more scared he became, and Xu Mingyang's expression was filled with anxiety.

So he jogged around the entire Dongxing Garden and finally found an unmanned adult products store.

Xu Mingyang didn't know why he felt relieved when he saw that there was no one selling goods.

"At least I don't have to look at the weird looks from the waiters at the convenience store..."

How to put it, people like Xu Mingyang may be the profile of most virgin gay men.

When he is asked to give advice to others, he can speak fluently.

They even use sentences like 'I am sure...', 'Based on my years of experience...', 'I guarantee that...', etc.

He is like a veritable emotional master on the Internet.

But when I really try to talk to girls, I'm afraid I won't be able to speak fluently if I meet a pretty girl.

If it weren't for his professional advantages, Xu Mingyang would have been able to frequently come into contact with the opposite sex after graduation, and there were many high-quality opposite sexes with good conditions in all aspects. This really greatly trained Xu Mingyang's self-control when facing beautiful opposite sex.

He was afraid that if he met a girl with an average figure and appearance, he would be so nervous that he would stutter and act stupid.

When he was in school, Xu Mingyang was actually a typical person of this type.

I can talk to girls of average or average looks, but once a pretty girl appears next to me, I can't speak fluently, let alone talk and express myself. The desire to express myself will probably disappear...

"call!"

After a while, Xu Mingyang took the small box and looked at it carefully. The advertisement on the small box held his attention for half a minute.

"The Durex slogan is really special..."

"Jisbon Dragon Year Giant Dragon Ring, Dragon Year Use Dragon Set, Show the Dragon's Power"

Pack of three.

However, as soon as he stepped out of the unmanned store, he was suddenly stunned again.

An idea that I was somewhat confident about came to my mind...Will the small box version not be enough?

As soon as this thought came to his mind, Xu Mingyang could no longer move.

After all, the anger that he had been holding back for more than twenty years, how could it be cleared up with just one strike?

He thought about it and took another look at the other large box packages in the vending machine, including Okamoto, Durex and so on, but Xu Mingyang ruled out Okamoto first.

The boycott of Japanese goods starts with me, although he doesn't know whether Okamoto is from Sakurajima.

But who made him call himself Sakurajima?

He looked at the extra suit in his hand again.

This thing seems to be black...

Seeing the black color, Xu Mingyang was stunned;

"Black makes you look thinner. Otherwise, why do most girls wear black stockings instead of colorful stockings of various weird colors? Wouldn't that make Xiaowen think I'm a skinny dog?"

In his mind, Wanyan Xiaowen's half-naked body in the dim light appeared unconsciously, and she spat at him with disdain;

"I thought he was a real man, but he turned out to be just an instant noodle partner. Forget it, just make do with him. Mingyang, don't be sad, he's cute even if he's small!"

“Wozhi!

Thinking of that scene, Xu Mingyang's heart tightened violently.

Men are strange animals. When they are single, the phrase they hate the most is "Can you do it?" But when they have a partner and live together for a long time,

Even without your partner telling you, you will keep saying this all the time.

"I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore, I feel like my body is being hollowed out!"

Xu Mingyang is still in the first stage and does not understand that after all desires are eliminated, the most beautiful thing in the world is the pure emotional relationship between two people, not the physical relationship.

That kind of interweaving of souls is the most heart-thrilling, not that I know your strengths and weaknesses and you know my depths.

He thought about it and spent more than 60 yuan to buy a pack of six Durex.

Only then did he leave feeling satisfied.

However, on the way back, all sorts of random thoughts popped up in Xu Mingyang's mind;

"Oh no, I just told her that I came down to buy daily necessities. I don't have brand new shampoo, toothpaste, toothbrush or anything like that at home. All the convenience stores around here are closed at this time, and I've run out of cash!"

Who carries tens of thousands of cash around these days?

Most of the payments were made via mobile, but Xu Mingyang’s phone was in Wanyan Xiaowen’s hands.

He didn't know that his 'girlfriend' was experiencing a surge of emotions in her heart that she couldn't even explain.

The desire to complete the task is one thing, but the key issue is also the issue of one's own dignity.

"This guy doesn't like me! Then I'm going to find a way to make him like me!"

"How am I inferior to that girl called Don Juan?"

"I want him to fall deeper and deeper in love with me, and to fall in love with me to the point where he can't extricate himself."

Wanyan Xiaowen was in Xu Mingyang's home, and in anger she threw her cell phone on the sofa.

I said angrily in my heart, I really don’t believe it.

The more complicated a person's experience is, the more distortion or perversion there must be in her heart.

There is nothing that can be done about it, especially when one suffers more unfair treatment. As the saying goes, where there is oppression there is resistance. It is just that due to some practical reasons one cannot choose to resist, but the rebellious spirit in one's heart will gradually become more rampant.

Wanyan Xiaowen obviously has this kind of radical personality, and she made a bold decision...

"If she likes me, falls in love with me, and one day she finds out that I killed her best brother, this plot is exciting just to think about. I've even thought of a title for it, which is "Letting the Wolf In, the Woman I Loved the Most Killed My Best Brother." "

"Then let Xu Mingyang lose the two most important people in his life at the same time, his best brother and his most beloved woman. Let him scum his mother. This is the price of revenge on him. When one day you find that you have fallen in love with your enemy, this will be the most painful! Hahahaha."

Wanyan Xiaowen gritted her teeth and thought viciously in her heart, but a hint of almost paranoid madness appeared on her pretty face.

The guilt in his heart for taking advantage of Xu Mingyang disappeared in an instant, and was replaced by complacency.

On the other side, when Xu Mingyang went upstairs, he felt extremely nervous. He unpacked the two boxes of BYT in advance and stuffed the cigarettes into his pockets one by one, otherwise the two big boxes would be too conspicuous.

Wanyan Xiaowen would definitely be suspicious if she saw this.

When he arrived at the door of his house, he was nervous for a long time, and suddenly started thinking again.

"When a girl takes the initiative to invite you to her home, it's a sign that she wants to have sex with you, but what about someone taking the initiative to come to your home? The jokes don't mention this, and Xiaowen is staying at my home because of some special circumstances, so maybe she doesn't have any intentions at all? If I suddenly do this tonight and force her, will she resist?"

"I feel like Xiaowen is a very traditional girl..."

Xu Mingyang folded his hands in front of him, feeling extremely conflicted. Standing in the corridor outside his home on the fifth floor, he began to hesitate and wrestle again.

If he had a cell phone to call Qin Shang at this time, someone would start sneering.

Buddy, if you're okay, go to the hospital and check your eyes!

Which traditional girl would go to your house on the first day of confirming the relationship?

Do you consider this a tradition?

Those girls who hang out in bars all day, who can chat up a girl of the opposite sex you just met for a few hours without even knowing her name, are also good girls who are loyal to their husbands in your eyes.