Instance game: I signed a pact with the gods, and the gods accused me of cheating

Hearing this, Xu Mingyang didn't care about the collar being grabbed by the woman, he scratched his head and smiled innocently;

"I didn't think too much about it. I was just worried that you might be in danger. I came here without thinking."

"But isn't your arm hurting?"

"Nonsense...it hurts!"

Wanyan Xiaowen glanced at her still bleeding arm and rolled her eyes at Xu Mingyang, but an inexplicable sense of strangeness arose in her heart.

She didn't know why, but for the first time in such a long time since she left home, someone cared about her so much.

However, when Wanyan Xiaowen saw that Xu Mingyang knew nothing, she breathed a sigh of relief, but another thought came to her mind: This guy, it seems that he doesn't know anything for the time being?

She raised her chin proudly, then rolled her eyes and suddenly hummed;

"Who gets drunk and leaves their girlfriend to be taken care of by someone else?"

"If I meet a bad guy and die outside today, you might not know anything about it. Come and collect my body tomorrow."

???

Why are you still in a bad mood?

When Xu Mingyang heard this, he immediately became anxious;

"Bah bah bah!"

"Don't you dare curse yourself like that!"

"I was wrong, I was wrong, Xiaowen, I'm sorry, I will never do it again next time."

"I won't drink next time. Lao Qin doesn't like to persuade others to drink, and I don't like to drink either. It was my fault that you were in danger this time. You are not going to break up with me, are you..."

Hearing this, Wanyan Xiaowen became dramatic and wanted to tease the honest and simple Xu Mingyang.

"Qin Shang is not the only friend you have. If someone else invites you to drink, can you refuse? Can you refuse a drinking party at work?"

"You can't let your friends down, can you? Your other friends asked you to drink, can you just ignore them?"

"fine……"

Xu Mingyang showed a look of embarrassment, then thought for a moment and said;

"If I encounter the above situation, I will first ensure your personal safety before considering other things."

"And I will never let you worry about me in the future..."

When Wanyan Xiaowen saw this and met those sincere eyes, for the first time in her life she had the illusion that she was favored, cherished and loved.

She didn't know where her arrogance came from, but facing Xu Mingyang at this moment, she inexplicably wanted to lose her temper.

In fact, this was the first time in her life that she had done something so girly...

As these words were spoken, Wanyan Xiaowen remained silent.

Xu Mingyang immediately rubbed his hands nervously, and even spoke in a somewhat restrained and stuttering manner;

"Then, I won't drink alcohol from now on."

"It's your business if you don't drink. If you like to drink, it's okay to let your girlfriend stay alone in the empty room, humph!"

In fact, Xu Mingyang didn't understand the implication of this sentence. What did it mean to let his girlfriend stay alone in an empty room?

As a result, the next moment, Wanyan Xiaowen's oval face flushed with shyness, and she said a line that almost made Xu Mingyang turn into a cooked shrimp, hunching his back and instantly becoming stiff.

"Well, let me discuss something with you... Can I stay at your house for a while? That is, temporarily... temporarily, I may need to rest for a few days, and I won't be able to go to work during this period."

"And I have nowhere else to go, so is it okay for me to stay at your house?"

boom--

As soon as these words came out, Xu Mingyang's head started buzzing.

what! ?

Xu Mingyang almost thought he had heard it wrong. His expression froze and turned from fear to surprise.

Then he suddenly shouted, his dark face full of excitement;

"Live in my house!?"

This, does this mean you want to live with me?

At this moment, Xu Mingyang even forgot to ask Xiaowen why she was injured, and the reason why she said she had nowhere to go...

Gulu.

His eyes widened in surprise, his Adam's apple rolling unconsciously as he stared at the pretty girl in front of him who was wearing a tight light blue sheriff's uniform. The woman had picturesque eyebrows and eyes, a beautiful temperament, long eyelashes drooping down her eyelids, and shoulder-length hair that covered half of her pretty face as she lowered her head. Her tone seemed to contain three parts of a girl's shyness and seven parts of nervousness, and her little hands kept intertwining and entangled, as if she was also considering and feeling anxious in her heart.

Happiness came too suddenly. Xu Mingyang, who had been single since birth and was 26 years old, had never expected that his girlfriend, with whom he had just confirmed their relationship this morning, would be willing to come to his house and live with him tonight.

Doesn't that mean that tonight... I can wait for the clouds to clear and see the moon, and get rid of my virginity?

But...this is too unexpected, right?

Xu Mingyang was actually a little incoherent for a while.

I don't know whether I should go to the convenience store to buy some birth control products, or buy a glass of ice water to test whether Xiaowen is convenient today...

Or, should I change to a bigger bed first?

Plots from various novels that I have read emerged in my mind, one after another.

Although when Qin Shang and Jiang Qiqi first confirmed their relationship, when Jiang Qiqi found an excuse to get Qin Shang to go to her house, it was Xu Mingyang who helped with advice and acted as the military advisor, telling Qin Shang the theory of opening two doors.

But in fact, Xu Mingyang has no experience in this area at all.

He is simply rich in theoretical knowledge and a master of talking.

If you let him be a military advisor, he can speak very well.

But if you really let him do it, he doesn't even know how to do it specifically, for example, he doesn't know whether he should take off his shirt first or his pants first!

Old Xu's mind has already fast-forwarded to some scenes that are not suitable for children, such as the broken bridge...

For example, if I take off my pants directly when I get to my house tonight, will it be embarrassing?

And who should take off first is also a question.

If I take off my own clothes first, will it seem too frivolous?

But if I take hers off first, will she, as a girl, feel embarrassed again?

If I take off her shirt first, the buttons inside are a bit difficult to deal with. I have never unbuttoned a shirt before and I am in a hurry. What if I tear it?

But I have to take off her pants first. What should I do with the bitter tea seeds inside?

Just take it off directly?

If she was wearing a square one, then from the angle I was lying on top of her, I wouldn't be able to pull it off with my backhand, but if she was wearing a triangular one, then I wouldn't be able to take it off with my backhand either.

Besides, he had no experience at all. In this situation, did he need to turn off the lights?

What if I see some fair, pink, dark, or colored skin details, do I need to avoid it?

If I saw those things, would she be so ashamed that she would want to find a hole to crawl into?

Girls are more sensitive about their appearance, so should I take it off first?

After all, as a man I should take the initiative in this kind of thing, but it’s not easy for me to take it off?

How about finding a compromise solution, I change into a nightgown, or I prepare a nightgown for her that is easier to take off, so that it is convenient to take it off at the beginning, and it also avoids the embarrassment of not being able to unhook my underwear, but I don’t have such a thing at home...

Xu Mingyang bit his lip and started brainstorming with a conflicted look on his face.

No wonder in novels, most of the time it is the boys who take the initiative to say to the girls, why don’t you invite me to your house?

No wonder there are so few girls who would actively beg boys to invite them to their home.

So that's why. The boy's family definitely doesn't have girls' clothes.

If they want to do that kind of thing, girls are usually shy and definitely don't want to go through such embarrassing scenes and images of eye contact and taking off clothes.

So she took the initiative to ask the boy to go to her house and sit for a while.

This also makes it convenient for girls to change into clothes that are easier to take off after they are fully prepared!

I see……

While some thrilling scenes from the 18+ video appeared in Xu Mingyang's mind, Wanyan Xiaowen on the other side stared at him with a particularly strange expression.

Xu Mingyang's expression was sometimes obscene, sometimes nervous, sometimes fearful, sometimes excited, and occasionally a flash of nervousness would flash across his eyes.

His little eyes would sneak a glance at her almost every three or five seconds.

Seeing this, Wanyan Xiaowen's heart sank.

This guy wouldn't be unwilling!

In fact, Xu Mingyang was not unwilling, but too willing. He was willing to do this because happiness came too suddenly.

For a moment, he didn't know how to respond to Wanyan Xiaowen.

I was slacking off at work on weekdays, and the CPU, which had not been used properly for hundreds of years, was spinning rapidly.

In just less than a minute, Xu Mingyang had no idea how many brain cells had died.

What about women's pajamas?

What about safety measures?

My bed is too small and I usually live alone. When Lao Qin came to Yanjing to look for Jiang Qiqi who was missing, Xu Mingyang did not invite Qin Shang to stay at his house.

It was because he knew in his heart that the small apartment he rented, especially the small bed, was simply not enough to accommodate two grown men. If he wanted to let Qin Shang stay overnight, the two of them would have to sleep in each other's arms.

The next moment, Wanyan Xiaowen couldn't help herself;

"No, you're not trying to find a way to reject me, are you? If you don't want to, just say so."

"Why don't you just say it's not convenient? It shouldn't be that hard for a grown man to reject someone..."

Hearing this, Xu Mingyang raised his head suddenly and raised his voice by twelve decibels.

"how come!"

"Why wouldn't I want to? I am willing, absolutely willing, very willing!"

Just now, Wanyan Xiaowen was pretending to leave, and Xu Mingyang immediately subconsciously grabbed Wanyan Xiaowen's smooth wrist, his expression was indescribably nervous, and the next moment, his tone was full of caution and tentatively asked;

"Living together? So, you are willing to live with me, right?"