After the full-level supernatural being recognized by the rich family
Chapter 38: Helping others when you can’t protect yourself is stupid
“Help, help, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha my sister is a little rhyming genius!”
"What should I do? I was secretly watching a variety show at work, and I just couldn't help laughing out loud. My colleagues kept asking me what I was laughing at."
"I can't help it, it's too rhyming, I am laughing so hard that I want to die."
Zhang Tiantian was stunned, and pulled the corner of his mouth awkwardly, "Why did Teacher Gao suddenly say this?"
Zhong Yao was speechless: "Who knows, who would like to pick someone to recite poetry when they have nothing to do? Teacher Gao may have always had a dream of becoming a Chinese teacher."
Zhong Yao was about to leave when he heard the sound coming from through the corn stalks again.
"The rain is coming and the wind is blowing all over the building."
Zhang Tiantian was stunned. "Sister, I didn't hear clearly. Did Teacher Gao say something again?"
Zhong Yao gritted his teeth and said, "I am really worried about his condition."
Zhang Tiantian: “Ah?”
Han Jiang: “…” Can’t he really pretend not to hear it?
"It's okay, Tiantian sister, keep on doing it. I'm going to the front now."
"Oh oh ok, come on sister!"
Chu Ci tried to hold back his laughter, but was afraid that he would laugh out loud, so he could only lower his head and cough a few times.
Gao Hongwei has the support of a big company, and ever since his role as the "poet" became popular, he has started to take the offensive black and red route.
Under the company's arrangement, he likes to appear on live broadcast programs, so that he will not even have the chance to answer wrongly when answering other guests' questions on the program.
Even a famous movie queen from a rival company was designed by him once.
Normally, the cast of this kind of live variety show would have been confirmed at the beginning, but Gao Hongwei's company was reluctant to confirm it until the day of recording, when they informed everyone that the final group of guests would be Gao Hongwei and his mother.
If Chu Ci knew in advance that Gao Hongwei would come, he would never have participated in this show.
but now……
Yao Shen was simply too powerful. He directly put a damper on Gao Hongwei's arrogance from the very beginning, so that the effect Gao Hongwei wanted has not yet appeared.
"Chu Ci, why are you laughing? If you want to laugh, then laugh. Otherwise, I will be worried about you later."
“Hahahahahaha, these netizens are so mean.”
"Sister, please explain clearly, what is Teacher Gao's condition? Why are you so worried?"
"Someone come and save Mr. Han, he's about to break."
“Hahahahahahahahahahahaha Teacher Han’s expression can really make me laugh for a whole year.”
The place where Zhong Yao was breaking corn was two rows away from Gao Hongwei, so he could hear Gao Hongwei's poems clearly.
Gao Hongwei: "Two or three drops of rain in front of the mountain."
Zhong Yao: "Sell you for money."
Gao Hongwei: "The falling flowers and the wind and rain make spring even more sad."
Zhong Yao: "Just grab it and throw it to the ground."
Gao Hongwei: "Sleeping on a painted boat listening to the rain."
Zhong Yao: "More annoying than a dog."
Gao Hongwei: "The rain on Tian Street is as soft as butter."
Zhong Yao: "Look at your big loss."
“A good rain knows when to fall.”
Zhong Yao cursed, his brows tinged with impatience: "I am your uncle!"
The comments in the live broadcast room were so funny that people were laughing like crazy.
"The Chuci calls her sister Yao the God, which turns out to be the God of the God of Poetry."
"xswl, give and take, sister is awesome."
"A good rain knows when to fall. I am your uncle. I am really impressed. How can it rhyme like this?"
"A huge loss will make you faint a hundred times! I'll make you faint a hundred times!"
"Family, does Mr. Gao know that my sister hates him so much?"
"You should know, right? Didn't my sister say that she hates people who pretend to be cool the most? Hahahahahahahahahahaha."
The couplet of poems by Zhong Yao and Gao Hongwei quickly became a hot search topic, among which "It rains in every household during the rainy season, he is a man but he likes women" was the most popular among netizens.
After a while, the initial conflict between Zhong Yao and Gao Hongwei became known to more people.
Jiang Bolin watched the TV with a smile, "Butler Jiang, is Ayao particularly lively?"
Butler Jiang said with a smile: "The Second Miss hates evil and hates evil, just like you."
At 11 o'clock in the morning, the program team began to redeem points.
We started working at nine o'clock, and it was only two hours in total, so we didn't actually spend much time together.
Considering the topic that Zhong Yao brought to them, the program team was not so inhumane as to not let the guests carry the corn back to the yard, but exchanged the points on the spot.
Zhong Yao came out carrying the last bag of corn.
She threw the bag to the ground, took out two corns from the bag, put them on the left and right sides of the bag, rotated them a few times and tucked them back in, and the bag was tied up.
Although his fingers were sore from being rubbed, Chu Ci finally sped up and actually filled a bag.
The two exchanged 30 points.
Zhang Tiantian and his brother broke off one and a half bags in total, returned half a bag, and had one bag left, which they finally exchanged for 10 points.
Gao Hongwei and his mother broke off two and a half bags in total, and after deducting the one bag they had to return, they finally exchanged it for 15 points.
Because of participating in this program, Teacher Han often worked in the fields and also broke off a bag, and even had a dozen extra.
But the program team did not count the extra points, so in the end, after deducting the five points for buying the gloves on credit, only 5 points were given to Teacher Han.
Zhong Yao took off his gloves, wiped the sweat from his cheeks and forehead with his arms, and reached out to take the points receipt handed over by the program crew.
Gao Hongwei and his mother did not look very happy. Yao Guiying did not expect that Zhong Yao, a little girl, had more broken bones than herself.
Chu Ci wanted to kneel on the ground, "God Yao, how did you do it?"
Zhong Yao patted the crumbs on his clothes and pants and said nonchalantly, "I learned it through practice."
the company.
Jiang Tao didn't feel anything about Zhong Yao's poem. After all, Zhong Yao usually spoke to him in a sarcastic and unpleasant way.
When he heard Zhong Yao's response to Gao Hongwei, he felt very happy.
Why is he the only one being bullied by this girl?
However, he couldn't bear to watch Zhong Yao picking corn.
Did you practice it? How did you practice it?
Thinking about it carefully, I actually started to feel some guilt towards Zhong Yao.
The material exchange of the program team is extremely unreasonable. A piece of meat costs 10 points, a handful of beans costs 5 points, onions, ginger, garlic and other ingredients cost 3 points each, a steamed bun costs 5 points, a bowl of raw rice costs 10 points, and oil is actually worth points.
Han Jiang, Gao Hongwei, Yao Guiying, Zhang Tiantian and Zhang Di finally got a total of 30 points, which was exactly the same as the points of Zhong Yao.
Now, Yao Guiying's expression became even more intriguing.
"30 points, changing the oil will cost you 10 points, and you need three bowls of rice and a handful of beans, isn't that enough for us?"
She didn't know what embarrassment meant. She walked over to Zhong Yao and took his hand with a smile.
Zhong Yao looked at her teasingly.
"What's wrong, Auntie?"
"There are many people in our group, and your brothers and sisters don't have enough to eat at noon. Good boy, can you give us 10 points?"
Zhong Yao smiled and pulled his hand away, "Not good."
Yao Guiying's face changed: "You kid, aren't we a collective? Why are you so selfish?"
Zhong Yao seemed to have thought of something, and a smile spread across his eyes and eyebrows: "My master told me that to love others, you must first love yourself. Before considering whether you have the energy to help others, you must first confirm your own situation. You can't help others when you can't protect yourself..."
After saying that, she raised her left hand, extended a middle finger, tilted her head and smiled: "That's stupid."
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