After the evil mother-in-law was reborn, the whole family collapsed
Chapter 211 Introduction to Cultivation
Yu Xiangqiao was so excited that she accidentally swiped the screen.
Not only her, but other people in the group were also sending messages excitedly and confirming the information with Ruan Zhihe.
Ruan Zhihe was very helpless. She knew nothing. She only knew that Aunt Xu found an introductory book and she got into it by flipping through it. She didn't know anything else.
Ru Anzhi in the group was also very excited.
He stayed at home for so many days, and his mother didn't do anything. He just left and his mother started "cultivating"? !
my darling!
He didn't do that on purpose, did he?
I just don't want to practice in front of him, I just want to practice behind his back, I just want to...
Of course, Ru Anzhi was just thinking about it. He also knew that his mother had just received the cultivation secrets from "Long". His mother had not made any move before, probably because he felt it was inconvenient to stay at home every day.
However, since "Long" takes such good care of his mother, is his mother really not "favored by heaven"?
He felt that his mother was more like "Long Aotian" than Ma Aotian!
"Aqiu..."
Ruan Yaoyao sneezed.
She felt that practicing cultivation was not difficult at all, as simple as eating and drinking. After a short while, she got the hang of it.
Yes, that's right, it's too easy.
Just by flipping through the book, she was able to cultivate her energy.
Then the foundation was laid.
Then it was consecrated.
Then the fetal breathing began.
Then I started fasting.
……
She was shocked by the jump of five levels. She quickly went back to check her cultivation level, fearing that she had read it wrong, otherwise how could she achieve fasting so quickly?
Isn’t it said that cultivation is difficult?
It's just a matter of refining Qi, but it has blocked countless people.
Anyone who can refine Qi within just a few days is already a genius.
Then what does it mean for her to jump five levels at once?
The little golden snake in the dantian turned over and felt fatter. If it knew what Ruan Yaoyao was thinking, it would definitely say:? !
Do you think I don't exist?
I've eaten so many good things, and I just jumped five levels. If you directly ascended to become an immortal, that's all you should do.
【Could I have seen it wrong? 】
[How can someone jump so fast after practicing? ]
[Hmm! I must have read it wrong. This is just a book for cultivation. The highest level of cultivation is to build a foundation. How can I be practicing Bigu? ]
[This must be a mistake! ]
After reading it over and over again, Ruan Yaoyao was sure that she had made a mistake.
【hiss……】
Ruan Yaoyao took a breath.
Ruan Zhihe and Yu Xiangqiao outside the house became anxious.
what happened?
what happened?
Is there something wrong with your cultivation?
[My legs are numb! ]
Ruan Zhihe and Yu Xiangqiao: It turns out that my legs were numb, I was scared to death!
Ruan Yaoyao slowed down and muttered to herself: [I thought I was so great after practicing, but it turns out my legs are still numb.]
[It doesn’t look that good! ]
Ruan Zhihe and Yu Xiangqiao: Sour!
[There are so many books in the bathroom, how can I take them back? ]
Ruan Yaoyao looked at half of the room filled with books and got a headache.
[Should I be thankful that my family is wealthy and the bathroom is kept very clean? ]
[Otherwise, I don’t want all these books here! ]
[Although that space is not mine, it is disgusting to put it in such a dirty place! ]
【That's its belly! 】
[Suck it in with your mouth! ]
Ruan Zhike and Yu Xiangqiao: …
Can't you think of something better?
The book placed on the bathroom floor was sucked into its stomach with its mouth...
ah ah ah ah...
That's a dragon!
Dragon!
The two of them were a little crazy.
Just as they were thinking this, Ruan Yaoyao had already found the trick. As long as she thought about it, the books in the bathroom returned to the space.
She tried it several times and found it quite fun.
【I accept it! 】
【I let you go! 】
【I accept it! 】
【I let you go! 】
[It’s so magical~]
Ruan Zhihe and Yu Xiangqiao, who were standing at the door, looked at each other helplessly.
Got it!
Let’s have fun!
I’m afraid I won’t be able to get out of this bathroom for a while.
What's even more amazing is that Ruan Yaoyao can't seem to see how big the space is, but as long as she wants, she can put anything in it. She tried to put away things other than books, that is, other things in the bathroom.
She accidentally took the toilet in as well.
Ruan Zhihe and Yu Xiangqiao, who were outside the house, were startled by the crackling sound from inside.
"Mom, what's wrong with you?!"
Yu Xiangqiao didn't care about being discovered and knocked on the door anxiously.
Ruan Yaoyao was also shocked. She didn't expect that the toilet fixed on the wall could really be "retracted". When it was "retracted", a hole appeared in the wall. She forgot to retract the "water tank" and the water flowed out.
She said "It's okay" in panic and put the toilet back.
When they opened the door, Ruan Zhihe and Yu Xiangqiao saw Ruan Yaoyao, who was soaked with water, and her shoes were wet. They also saw a toilet that seemed to be intact but had actually fallen down, and the water in the tank was splashing...
Ruan Yaoyao looked embarrassed: "I think I broke the toilet!"
[Woo woo woo...]
[My reputation is ruined! ]
【It was my own fault! 】
[Why would I collect a toilet? Now it's good, but now it's broken. ]
[They thought I had done something wrong, even breaking the toilet.]
Ruan Zhihe and Yu Xiangqiao didn't know how to comfort her for a moment.
"Mom, go upstairs and change your clothes. I'll go call the housekeeper."
"Then...I'm sorry to trouble you!"
Ruan Yaoyao ran upstairs as if escaping and quickly took a shower and changed clothes.
She didn't want to be so dirty.
[Woo woo woo...]
【I'm dirty! 】
Ruan Zhihe and Yu Xiangqiao, who were in charge of cleaning up the mess downstairs, soon discovered that not only was the toilet in the bathroom broken, but Ruan Yaoyao had also forgotten to put back the other things she had "taken away".
Now, when she went to the bathroom, something was lost at home.
Fortunately, they are all family, otherwise, with her forgetful appearance, she would not be able to hide her secrets at all.
The two looked at each other and felt that the follow-up work might be a bit difficult.
"Thanks a lot!"
"Thanks a lot!"
……
The Cultivation Primer stayed in Ruan Yaoyao's hands for several days. She hadn't figured out how to deal with the matter. Finally, she decided to keep it anonymous. It wasn't the first time anyway.
Although she also knew that Guo Jia’s father must have good things, but what if?
【What if this is the only one I need? 】
【What if my copy is different? 】
[What if my introduction is easier? ]
[Ah... Never mind, just consider it as my contribution to Guo Jia's father! ]
Ruan Yaoyao made a copy, put them in a package and sent it out.
Guo Jia's father: "..."
Why not give the original?
If we didn't know what it was, we would have thought you were some bored person playing a joke when you copied and sent it to us!
At the same time as it was handed in, Ru Anzhi also received a copy of the copy and began to practice.
Unlike Ruan Yaoyao, who was as simple as eating and drinking, Ru Anzhi was in much more pain. He could understand the words above, but the word "concentrate and calm down" got him stuck. He really didn't know how to empty his mind and body, not think about anything, and enter the so-called "meditation" state.
No, didn’t he just meditate and read a book while sitting on the toilet and got the hang of it? Why is it so difficult?
After several days of painful "entry" without success, Ru Anzhi said to Liang Shishi in annoyance: "Did I not inherit my mother's talent for cultivation? I have been trying for several days and still haven't found the trick."
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