Siheyuan: Bringing Warehouses to 1959

When Zeng Wangcai returned, he found that Xiaohu and Xiaobao had already returned. The two were so happy that they worked together to tie up the four legs of their second brother's second uncle with ropes.

The point is not about tying them up, but that they actually brought a rope and Zeng Wangcai didn't notice it.

"Brother, this pig is smaller than the last one, but it's still alive. It seems to be unconscious. Why is it unconscious? I didn't hear you and sister-in-law shooting." Xiaobao asked.

"Oh, maybe it was too happy to see us, and accidentally bumped into a tree, so it got dizzy. We got lucky." Zeng Wangcai made up a story.

"Haha, ahahaha, this wild boar is so stupid." Xiaohu laughed.

"This is so stupid!" Little Leopard laughed and agreed.

They actually believed it!

Okay, just believe it, so you don’t have to waste more breath. I don’t know who is so stupid.

Zeng Wangcai finally understood why these two couldn't graduate from elementary school.

"By the way, big brother, what were you shouting just now?" After the two brothers tied up the wild boar, Xiaohu then remembered what his big brother seemed to be shouting just now.

Zhang Xiuzhi covered her face with a strange look in her eyes. She didn't explain to Xiaohu and Xiaobao, but said directly: "Your eldest brother said that he found the wild boar's wife."

"Oh my god, where is it? Big brother is so lucky. He found a whole nest of them right away. You stay here and watch the wild boars. Big brother and I will go and shoot its wife." Xiaohu said as he pulled the bolt with a click.

"Why? If we have to go, it's me and my brother. I shoot more accurately than you." Xiaobao was unhappy.

The two brothers started arguing, and each wanted to kill a wild boar with his own gun.

Zeng Wangcai raised his hand to separate them: "Stop arguing, let's go together. You two have tied it up like a mummy, are you afraid it will run away? Besides, it has two wives..."

"Uh......"

"Brother, did you poke the pig den? You found three wild boars at once?"

"What pigsty? That's not right. Wild boars usually live one-on-one. The males will leave after breeding, and the females will raise the cubs alone."

"So, these three are in a love triangle? What is a mummy?"

What a fucking love triangle!

Zeng Wangcai was speechless when he saw the two brothers with gossipy faces. You two don’t even know what a mummy is, and you only know about love triangles. Is it that the rural concept of love and marriage has gone astray, or are you two naive and mature too precociously?

But then again, Zeng Wangcai had only said it casually, and he didn't expect it would arouse the curiosity of the two brothers. To be honest, he himself didn't know whether the black pig taken out of the space was male or female.

Then the question arises, and he suddenly remembered a problem. Boars for food are usually castrated. Not only does this make the pork delicious, but it is also easier to raise.

"I see. This pig must have been driven out because it couldn't win the fight. I bet that the two pigs that Big Brother found are a male and a female."

"I do not believe!"

"Just wait and see..."

The two brothers were still arguing about whether the wild boar discovered by the eldest brother was Zhu Bajie's second aunt or second uncle.

Zeng Wangcai was too lazy to discuss this with these two guys, so he led the way in front, and Zhang Xiuzhi did the same, following Zeng Wangcai closely.

After walking more than a hundred meters, Zeng Wangcai pretended to slow down his pace and said, "Stop arguing, you two will know when we catch the wild boar. Why are you wasting your time here? If the wild boar runs away, we will lose everything."

Zeng Wangcai’s words were effective. Xiaohu and Xiaobao immediately shut up. However, they agreed with what Zeng Wangcai said and decided to go and take a look later.

Half a mile was reached in a flash. It was not yet completely dark, but the light in the forest was not very good.

Xiaohu and Xiaobao looked in the direction Zeng Wangcai pointed for a long time before they saw the outlines of two black pigs in the grass nest.

"Brother, come closer, I can't see clearly here." Xiaobao blinked his eyes, but still couldn't see clearly. He rubbed his eyeballs and said, "It's a bit unpredictable at this distance. If I miss the target with one shot, it will be a big loss."

"You can't get any closer. If you get any closer, he might get startled. Just now you were bragging about how good your shooting skills are." Xiaohu couldn't help but mock his younger brother.

The twin brothers know each other well and know exactly where to strike each other effectively.

Xiaobao became furious and raised his gun to aim.

"Wait a minute!" Zhang Xiuzhi held Xiaobao's gun, "You guys can't shoot accurately. They must be startled when you shoot."

Zeng Wangcai then realized that he was reckless. He should have just shot the two black pigs to death. Why was he showing off his life? Now he told them to shoot. If the first shot misses, there is always a second shot. Continue until you hit them. Do they promise not to resist?

Isn't this nonsense?

But now that things have come to this, there is no going back. We can only hope that Xiaohu and Xiaobao are smart enough not to find the problem. As for Zhang Xiuzhi...

Zeng Wangcai was not worried about her, otherwise he would not have given her the electric baton. The electric baton was different from food and drink. If Lai Fu accidentally let the cat out of the bag after eating the ice cream or something else, it wouldn't be a big problem because it was already in his stomach and there would be no evidence. If the electric baton was lost, something might really happen.

Zhang Xiuzhi is tight-lipped, careful in her work, smart and loyal. Even if she sees a problem, she will keep it to herself or only tell Zeng Wangcai.

As expected, Zhang Xiuzhi had no intention of exposing the electric baton at all, and whispered, "You two stay here and watch in case the wild boar runs away. I will go with your eldest brother."

She was obviously planning to use the electric baton to hit the "sleeping" black pig a couple of times.

Xiaohu objected immediately: "Sister-in-law, how can this be possible? How can a human beat a wild boar? Let's just shoot. At worst, the four of us can shoot together, and we'll always be able to hit one."

"Nonsense, it's already dark!" Zeng Wangcai was so happy that he cooperated with Zhang Xiuzhi, "It would be a pity if we can't hit him. Don't worry, I have a hidden treasure. I guarantee that I can catch him alive and I will be fine."

"What treasure is in the bottom of the box? Big brother, please show it to us." Little Leopard said stupidly, "My dad said that we have to keep an eye on you when we go into the mountains. If you lose a hair, he will break our legs when we go back."

"That's right. Even if it's not aimed at my dad, we can't let you take risks, big brother." Xiaohu agreed and would not let his big brother take risks no matter what.

Zeng Wangcai was just looking for an excuse, but he didn't expect the two brothers to care about him more than the wild boar...

Better than wild boar? Why does it taste wrong?

Zeng Wangcai suddenly had an idea and took out a thin cigarette from the space. Taking advantage of the fact that it was dark and he couldn't see clearly, he said mysteriously, "This is called the Ecstasy Incense. We will run to the upwind side and light it. It won't be long before the two wild boars will be dizzy. This thing is very precious. You two must not tell anyone else.

"Also, the two of you must not stand in the downwind. If you inhale the incense, you will fall asleep. Falling asleep is not a big deal. You two were just betting on the relationship between the three wild boars. How are you going to tell them apart when the wild boars kill you? Remember to cover your mouths!"

Xiaohu and Xiaobao were stunned by what they heard, not knowing whether to believe it or not. However, when they saw Zeng Wangcai walk away and light a match, they immediately covered their mouths at the same time and moved upwards.

"Men's mouth is full of lies!" Zhang Xiuzhi said without thinking.

Zeng Wangcai smiled and took out the electric baton: "Xiuzhi, remember to turn it to the second gear. Do you think I am trying to trick them? This is really a magic incense. Look, it has been burning for a while. I will throw the incense down and see if the two wild boars move."