Rebirth: Holding on to the golden thigh and showing off

Qingsi and Honglu were worried about me, but I was still sleeping soundly beside the medicine field.

After getting drunk, I changed back to my original form and hid under some spiritual plants. Because of my stealth skills, none of the passing disciples or elders noticed me.

I was still dreaming and dating Zhou Gong. Zhou Gong is a very good cook. He is handsome and loves to cook. The food is delicious. It is so delicious that tears are flowing from the corners of my mouth.

Before Qingsi and Honglu went out to look for me, Elder Mingxiang came to my door angrily.

"Elder Mingxiang, what's the matter? Why are you so angry? Come, come, have some tea to calm down. I remember that your favorite drink is Anxi Tieguanyin." Qing Si immediately made tea for Elder Mingxiang.

"Tea, good tea, fragrant." Elder Mingxiang sipped the tea carefully, finding it mellow and delicate in flavor, with a unique aroma.

Elder Mingxiang, who was drinking tea, could no longer show an angry expression on his face. Qingsi, what a little bastard! This was the finest Anxi Tieguanyin specially supplied by Qinglong Kingdom to the royal family.

"This ounce of top-quality Anxi Tieguanyin is a gift to you as a filial tribute. I hope you will forgive our misdeeds. We have already punished them." Qing Si lied with his eyes open.

What kind of punishment can make people sleep comfortably in bed? The disciples of the Buddhist sect must like this kind of punishment very much. Let’s give them a dozen of such punishments first.

“Okay, if there is a next time, I will not give face to the best Anxi Tieguanyin again.” Elder Mingxiang hummed a song and returned to the Pharmacist Hall.

The aftereffect of that pot of medicinal wine is very strong. People with poor alcohol tolerance will have to sleep for at least ten days or half a month without waking up. This will also allow the Buddhist sect to have some peace and quiet for at least half a month.

Thinking of this, Elder Mingxiang felt that this top-quality Anxi Tieguanyin was even more fragrant.

On the way, we also met Elder Minghui with a dark face, and there was a hairless dairy goat next to him.

"Hey, Minghui, what's wrong with your golden baby? It's losing its hair before summer even starts." Elder Mingxiang joked.

"Baa! Baa! Baa!" the dairy goat kept shouting angrily.

"Oh, it turns out that two female donors caught you, and one of them breathed fire and burned your hair. You are so pitiful, Yangyang." When Elder Mingxiang heard this, he thought, isn't this Linlin? There are witnesses and evidence, so he can't run away.

"Mingxiang, eat something and I'll talk to you later. Yangyang, let's go!"

Elder Mingxiang looked at Elder Minghui's hurried figure and said, "Linlin, you'll just have to wish you good luck. Spend some spirit stones and you'll suffer less."

Not long after Qing Si sent Elder Mingxiang away, he was about to go out with Honglu to look for Xiaowei when he saw Elder Minghui coming with a hairless dairy sheep.

"Elder Minghui, what brings you here?" Qing Si wanted to cry but had no tears. This dairy goat was too quick to complain.

"What do you think? It's probably this hairless wind." Elder Minghui stroked the dairy goat and looked at Qingsi with a smile.

It's easier to deal with someone like Elder Mingxiang who is angry but not revealing his anger, but Qingsi silently begged Elder Minghui to let him go because he is a smiling tiger.

"Baa! Baa! Baa!"

Before Elder Minghui could say anything, the dairy goat started to cry out loudly, as if complaining.

"Qing Si, look at how pitiful my little lamb is. It just started to grow some fine down and it was..."

"Elder Minghui, I am truly sorry. I am willing to compensate Xiao Yangyang and you."

"Okay, I'll make a list for you and you can decide on the compensation." Elder Minghui waved his hand and wrote a lot on the paper before handing it to Qingsi.

The lamb's mental damages, fur damages, time damages, hoarseness damages, hair growth pills...

Qing Si's mouth twitched as he watched, "Elder Minghui, I see that Xiao Yangyang is in good spirits, and his shouting is full of energy."

"Really?" Elder Minghui glanced at the little lamb, who immediately lay weakly on the ground, looking sick, and cried and laughed a lot.

"Qing Si must have seen it wrong. How about one hundred mid-grade spirit stones?" Qing Si looked at the little lamb helplessly. What a drama queen!

"For the sake of Buddha, please give it to me." Elder Minghui was delighted. After all, Qingsi was rich. It was okay to burn a few more dairy goats' hair. He was willing to do so.

"Elder Minghui, I will keep an eye on Linlin next time." Qing Si looked at the hand that Elder Minghui extended and reluctantly took out a hundred mid-grade spirit stones.

You still have to do the superficial work. If you take it out too easily, Elder Minghui will think that Qingsi can take out more spirit stones.

Qing Si watched Elder Minghui and the spirited little lamb leave. He was so tired.

"Linlin and Xie Wuniang are both drunk and can't be woken up. The pills don't work either. I'm going out to look for Xiaowei."

Hong Lu and Qing Si planned to go to the Pharmacist Temple first, after all, that was where they got the medicinal wine.

With Xiaowei's alcohol tolerance, he should pass out nearby and won't go far.

After searching for a whole day and night without finding it, Qing Si had no choice but to ask His Highness for help. He hesitated and didn't know what to say, but in the end it was Hong Lu who spoke it out.

"Buddha, we didn't find Xiaowei. The three of them stole the medicinal wine from Elder Mingxiang and passed out drunk somewhere."

Xuan Qingli found me through the life contract, and then dug me up from the soil in the medicine field. I was still unconscious at that time, and my whole body was limp and hot.

"Buddha, Xiaowei is gone, right?" Hong Lu was embarrassed. If it weren't for Xuan Qingli, who would have known where Xiaowei was hiding.

"No, I just fell asleep after getting drunk. This medicinal wine is quite strong." It's good to be drunk. He can be quiet for a few days.

During the time we were drunk, Qingsi and Honglu were preparing things to take to the no-man's land, especially the face-changing mask, which was the most important thing.

There are also a bunch of food, pills, array plates, etc...

Little Xue Yuan learned from Hong Lu that we were going to the no-man's land, and he actually persuaded Master Chen Yuan to agree to let him go, but Yuan Mo needed to go with us.

Yuan Mo was in tears after finding out, "Master Chen Yuan, why, why was it him!"

Xuan Qingli originally did not agree, because their trip would be extremely dangerous, and even he could not guarantee his own safety, so how could he bring little Xue Yuan with him.

Unfortunately, Master Chen Yuan said that Yuan Mo would take care of her and she had nothing to worry about, so Xuan Qingli reluctantly agreed.

Xie Wuniang was the first to wake up. She had the best alcohol tolerance and knew that she had caused trouble. She had been keeping her tail between her legs and not leaving the yard for the past few days, for fear that the elders of the Buddhist sect would take revenge on her later.

Then Linlin woke up, and like Xie Wuniang, he hid in the yard with his tail between his legs, not daring to go out.

Qing Si didn't dare to be mean to her, so he had to tell her softly not to do that next time, otherwise they would be kicked out of the Buddhist sect and wander around.

When Linlin heard such a good thing, she could do whatever she wanted after being driven out of the Buddhist sect without being controlled by anyone. It was so great, but she didn't dare to say it out loud for fear of being beaten by Qingsi.

Eight days later, I woke up, feeling refreshed and the spiritual energy in my body had increased significantly.

Elder Mingxiang's medicinal wine is made from elixirs that have been aged for a long time and has a strong aftertaste, which is hard to come by outside.

Later, Hong Lu told me that Linlin and Xie Wuniang got drunk and caught dairy goats in the back mountain to barbecue. It was amazing. They really dared to think and do it. I admire them.

At the same time, I was also thankful that when I was drunk I would just sleep, not move, and would not cause any damage.

Ten no-man's land: Heaven doesn't care, earth doesn't care, people don't care, demons don't care, spirits don't care, monsters don't care, I don't care, you don't care, he doesn't care, no one dares to care.