The domineering president fell in love with the horrified me
Chapter 346 The Overbearing President Falls in Love with the 7-Year-Old Me (35)
Just as Carol finished speaking proudly, she suddenly realized that something was wrong and quickly covered her mouth with both hands.
"Asshole, how dare you cheat me?"
"Humph, you are the one who spoke the truth!"
"Huh? You like to poop? What's your stand-in's name?" Long Batian finally realized that Debbie and Bellamy, who was fine, actually went to poop at the same time. There must be something fishy going on. However, he never expected that there would be such a shameless stand-in in the world, who couldn't poop himself but had to worry about others and let them poop for him.
Carol looked up and down at the person in front of him. If he didn't poop after being hit by the Stand ability that liked to poop, then it was obvious that the person in front of him was not a human at all. No wonder, Carol nodded, this was the only explanation. You have to know that with his Stand ability, even if an eight-star strongman stood in front of him, he would poop after being hit.
"Don't talk nonsense to me! If you weren't a stand-in, you would be squatting there and taking a good shit like your main body!" Carol said with resentment on her face, as if as long as she was hit by her stand ability, she could only let it do whatever it wanted.
"Oh! My stomach hurts so badly! I have to go poop! Please wait for me! After I finish pooping, we can fight for another three hundred rounds!" Long Batian suggested.
"If he likes to shit, then kill him!" Carol was too lazy to talk nonsense with him. Prince Cher had told him to stay here and not allow anyone to pass. His stand ability was the best choice for defense.
Long Batian curled his lips, and then started fighting with the heavily armored skeleton.
"Long Batian, you bastard, get rid of your opponent quickly! I'm about to faint!" Along with the crackling sound of water, Debbie's "weak" voice came over.
Bellamy's condition was not optimistic either. Both of them heard clearly every word Carol said.
"This opponent is wearing thick clothes. How can I defeat him?" Long Batian punched the opponent's heavy armor with his small fists, but he didn't feel any pain after being hit. Even though the opponent couldn't cause much actual damage to him, the attack power of this stand in front of him who liked to shit was really weak, maybe only 1 star's attack power, which was a little stronger than Long Batian's. The battle was in a stalemate.
Carol put on her earplugs but seemed very calm, watching everything in front of her quietly.
Seeing this, Long Batian no longer had any chance to use the Demonic Ape Roar.
"If only Debbie would stop pooping!" Smelling the sweet yet stinky smell in the air, Long Batian shook his head helplessly.
"Can't you move faster? Your body can't hold on any longer!" Carol pointed in Debbie's direction and grinned.
"So, big brother, will you let me go? Let me go? You can just leave those two stinky women in there for fun." Long Batian glanced at the side and asked tentatively.
"Asshole! Long Batian, what the hell are you talking about? Believe it or not, I will rip your intestines out soon. Why don't you let me go and leave you to have fun with this dirty man?" Debbie's continuous sentences came from the bushes.
Carol closed her eyes complacently, enjoying the compliments and internal strife brought by Long Batian. She nodded without thinking, "Since you, the stand-in, are so sensible, you can leave! I'll spare your life."
"Swish--" A cold light flashed by, and Bellamy swung the sword with a pale face. Taking advantage of Carol's off guard, he attempted to split Carol in half along with his shoulders in a thrilling manner.
Carol reacted at the last moment and touched his whole body, feeling lucky that he had avoided the fatal blow!
"Carol, these little tricks of the East British Empire are really eye-opening!" Bellamy mocked when he failed to hit her.
"It's Bellamy? You..." Carol looked as if she had seen a ghost. The man was carrying a woman on his back before, but she didn't notice it was Bellamy? ? Carol turned around and ran without saying a word, not even caring about her stand-in.
"Bellamy? You..." Long Batian looked at Bellamy in surprise as he stopped pooping. He wondered how Bellamy did it?
Bellamy ignored Long Batian's words. He punched through the skeleton's saber with a heavy punch and directly hit the skeleton's body without any command from the main body. In an instant, the skeleton turned into pieces and the heavy armor scattered on the ground.
It turns out that the skeleton's weakness is its body, no wonder it needs to wear heavy armor. Long Batian couldn't help but secretly groan, he was actually fooled.
Carol, who hadn't escaped far, suddenly spat out a mouthful of hot blood. His stand had been killed, and he himself was also seriously injured, all because he was too careless! He never expected that the Tyrians would join forces with the people of the Northern Pan-European Empire! He had fought with Bellamy before, and the other party knew his moves very well, so when he saw Bellamy appear, Carol chose to retreat without hesitation.
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