Beastmaster: I am a true genius

Kitsune Shichi had a dream.

In the dream, there were two Karachis, a boy and a girl, playing ball.

"Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!"

They wield tennis rackets and destroy everything.

Wait! Why is that ball aqua blue? It looks so much like... her Perfect? ​​? ?

"!!!"

Kitsuneya Qi was startled and opened his eyes suddenly.

The sky was dimly lit, the clouds gilded with gold; it was dawn, and the sun had not yet fully risen.

There is no big tail in his arms, which is rare.

"...I will never drink again..."

Kitsuneya Qi got up from the ground. His arms and shoulders didn't hurt. He had been lying on the ground all night but didn't get a stiff neck.

Behind him... his eyes were burning and full of resentment.

Kitsuneya Qi froze for no apparent reason, recalling his unspeakable actions after getting drunk -

No, no, no, roots, stems, leaves, flowers, fruits, seeds, etc., these biological knowledge... are too scientific. This world does not follow science at all. It is impossible, absolutely impossible...

Ahhh! She is so cruel!!!

She took advantage of Karachi's inability to move and poked and rubbed her flower buds wildly!!! Karachi was rubbed to tears!!!

"Karachi... Yuekala..."

What needs to be faced must be faced. Kitsune Shichi slowly turned his head and was about to say hello, but suddenly stopped.

Because sitting opposite was a beautiful lady with white hair and red eyes, she was wearing a towel, her narrow and long eyes were slightly raised, her eyebrows were slightly raised, it was hard to tell whether she was a male or a female, and she was playing with sand in her hands from time to time.

This person has a pair of huge white wings folded behind his back, but if you look closely, they are not feathers, but leaves.

"Yukara, why aren't you upside down?"

Kitsune Shichi held it in for a long time, but still couldn't hold it in.

Countless questions were like bubbles in boiling water, churning wildly, and she didn't know which one to ask...

Karachi's mouth stiffened, "Just call me Karachi, I don't want to change my name according to your human rules."

He has been using this name for more than fifty years, and he really doesn't want to change it. Why does he have to change the name every time he evolves? It's really annoying.

Kitsune Shichi stared at Karachi's broad shoulders, then looked down... his abdominal muscles were tight and powerful, and his waist was narrow - narrower than that of a certain mermaid!

"The King of Chu likes thin waists, and many people in the palace starve to death."

The next one who wants to surpass others can only be a bee or an ant.

"Oh, yes, you just mentioned hanging upside down..."

Karachi tilted his head and said unconcernedly, "Didn't I tell you that the previous image was a simulation? My hair is my roots, and I don't like my roots pointing upwards, so I left them hanging."

At that moment, the only thing left in Kitsune Shichi's mind was [roots, stems, leaves, flowers, fruits, seeds...], but soon she remembered the important matter, her expression became serious, and her brows furrowed tightly.

"By the way, you cut the contract by force, is that okay?"

Theoretically it should be fine, I'm still playing with sand.

Kitsune Shichi looked around again. She had just woken up and didn't react because the stench and Karachi's broken limbs were gone.

Karachi blinked and said, "It's a long story..."

"Please make it short." Kitsuneya Nana interrupted him.

Karachi's mouth twitched.

"Nothing is wrong. Actually, there was something wrong, but due to some coincidences, it is fine now."

So Kitsune Shichi heard an incredible story.

The gist of the first half is:

Karachi was drunk, and someone rubbed his flower crazily (...), he was too emotional, thinking of the past, he felt painful and aggrieved, but - here, he didn't say "but" what, he just said twice in a row "Who told you to pinch my flower? I just let you see!" - In short, he was very angry, and just wanted to cut off all ties with the Zhou family, wanted to get rid of this broken life as soon as possible, and be a pure and beautiful flower in the next life (?).

"This... this is not my fault!"

Kitsune Yachi cried out loudly for injustice, she had made a strategy!

In order to get along well with Karachi, she looked up countless information. "Little Xiangyu also likes to cling to others! Tulips also like to rub against others! Everyone touches flowers! Other little Xiangyu will even take the initiative to use their flower buds to rub against the palm of their owner's hand!"

Hehe, another Xiao Xiangyu? Karachi sneered silently, his scarlet eyes narrowed.

"You humans can touch babies randomly when you bathe them, but when you grow up to be 20 or 30 years old, can you still let others touch you randomly like that?"

"You insisted on showing it to me. I didn't know. I only got 100 points in eight subjects, and I only took online courses up to the second grade. I haven't even learned the chapter on plant physiology yet..."

Kitsuneya Nana despaired of this unreasonable world.

In this broken world, magic is mixed with pseudoscience, the law of the jungle is combined with a bit of fake rule of law... Now even her beautiful hermaphroditic sister has been molested by her and turned into a man...

Kitsune Yashichi stared at his hands.

Otherwise, just chop off this hand.

"...Don't get excited. Why think so much? I didn't say anything to you... cough."

Karachi glanced around and finally fixed his gaze on the ground in the distance, as if he was greatly interested in the ruins next to him. Finally, he coughed and cleared his throat.

"...It should stay like this for the next two days. You don't have to worry about it. We are different species, and humans don't care about meat or vegetables... All kinds of changes... It's normal for me anyway."

"Can it change back?" Kitsune Yashi was stunned.

"For you, it's [changing back], but for me, I've always been like this, there's no such thing as changing or not changing."

Karachi was surprisingly patient.

"In theory, I am just like a slime. I only get horny to myself and reproduce on my own. That's what I mean."

Kitsune Shichi reluctantly expressed his understanding and decided to study online courses like crazy. Even if he couldn't immediately wash away his past worldview, he had to fill his head with the basic common sense of the new world...

This is much harder than learning a language from scratch.

"So you cut the contract and evolved successfully?"

"No, I was...not thinking straight at the time, I just took all the damage at once, it was really easy for that idiot Zhou Yuye..."

Karachi said with a cold face.

Kitsuneya Qi faintly heard the sound of him grinding his teeth.

However, Karachi's second half of the sentence is even more magical:

"I originally thought that if I died, I would die. It was my own fault that I evolved wrongly. There's nothing anyone can do about it. That idiot just wanted a healing system, and I couldn't stand it. So I had no choice but to leave. After all, not everyone can be as lucky as your slime. I... okay, it's just my bad luck."

"So, is it wrong for me to want some comfort before I die? And you made me flowery again! And you even touched my...! Forget it, forget it, I know you didn't mean it... But, you pissed me off anyway..."

Kitsuneya Nana sat upright, almost swearing to the heavens:

"I mean no harm, really, Karachi, you must believe me, because your flowers are beautiful and I want to touch them, that's all."

"Hmph." Karachi rolled his eyes. Even though he did such a vulgar action, his eyes were still charming and beautiful beyond compare.

"As for what happens next..."

As he was talking, Karachi suddenly fell silent, because then he also felt it was outrageous.

Logically speaking, although he was in the right mood at the time and had accumulated enough energy for evolution, the conditions for the evolution of [Yuekara] had not been met. Even if he had caused "serious injuries" by severing the contract... Zhou Yuye was still alive and well, and there was no situation of "pet and owner advancing and retreating together" at all.

So, he originally thought that he would fail to evolve, his mental strength would be damaged and he would become an idiot, so he would just give his corpse to the slime to replenish it. Although the latter was a cold-blooded and ruthless idiot, no one could deny its loyalty. And Kitsune Shichi... although not very motivated, but... he was an okay person.

Karachi pursed his lips.

Anyway, he didn't want her to die.

"So... it's a good thing that you touched me so hard that I threw you too far away in my anger. As a result, you, such a careless bastard, actually fell asleep on the beach... How did you fall asleep?"

Speaking of this, Karachi became very angry. Not only did he hammer the ground with his hands, he also stretched out his wings and slapped the ground wildly, raising a cloud of dust.

"Isn't it normal to fall asleep when drunk?"

Kitsuneya Nana's eyes widened. Could she be blamed for this?

"You're lying on the beach drunk, with no shelter around you. The sea is so cold, and you're a human, do you remember?! You're going to die!"

Karachi roared with suppressed anger, but the depths of his scarlet eyes seemed to be burning.

"Do you know how I felt?"

"I wanted to save you! Why don't you at least call Slime up to sleep?! But when I called you, you couldn't hear me at all!"

Kitsuneya Nana was silent.

"I'm sorry..." she said.

"It's okay. I don't blame you. I shouldn't have dragged you to drink. That kind of wine is not suitable for a one-star beastmaster to drink."

Karachi took a deep breath and exhaled slowly.

He also overlooked that although humans can drink Moon Shadow, by the time the beast pet evolves to the emperor level, the corresponding beastmaster will have been fed back into a non-human...

The body of a one-star beastmaster simply couldn't withstand that kind of stimulation, and his healing light waves were just a basic skill...so in the final analysis, this was fate.

However, this kind of life is not bad.

After a few minutes of rest, Karachi folded his wings, glanced to the side again, and hummed softly, as if he was very reluctant.

"Anyway, I was... no matter what, we had reached the condition of 'living and dying together', and at that time, there was no enemy, no battle, I just wanted to save you. The direction of evolution was distorted again."

After saying that, Karachi frowned, but the corners of his mouth slowly curled up, like clusters of sparks blooming on a cold ice field, and he stared straight at the culprit who caused the direction of his evolution to be distorted.

At this moment, he was so proud of himself.

"That's right, because of you, I'm useless. Half of my attack skills are gone, and they've all turned into broken healing skills. From now on, I can't take care of myself! Kitsuneya Nana, you must be responsible for me!!!"

Kitsune Yashichi: “……?”

She rubbed her eyes and the smile returned to her face.

Who cares about the messy process? The result sounds good.

Awesome, this is so awesome, this can’t be a dream.

"No problem! I swear to God! Even if you degenerate back into a seed! I will still be responsible for you!"

"But you can't make a contract with me now."

Karachi said again stiffly. This time, without Kitsune's questioning, he continued on his own:

"Because you need to repay the favor, by contracting with me, you will lose 4 opportunities to repay the favor."

"That's okay, I don't mind..."

Kitsune Shichi waved her hands. Although she still had a god-level mineral mother in her pocket, it was a small problem compared to Karachi.

When you are in the underworld, the most important thing is friendship.

"No!!! I don't accept it!!! You have to cheer up and stand up!!! My master, Karachi, must...get up at 7 o'clock in the morning at the latest!!! I want to go to the Star Cup to win the championship! Kill them all!!!"

Kitsune Shichi: "..."

The sky is so blue and the clouds are so white.

She slowly typed a question mark.

——My Lord, are you really a healer?

"Uh... okay, okay... I will definitely take you there..."