Beastmaster: I am a true genius

This year’s high school league is hot, very hot!

On the first day, all the major terms were trending on the search list. According to their popularity, they are ranked as follows:

#The Overlord from Heaven Fox Seven

#Xu Jinbai appears in Liuheng

#FoxYaQi Twin Rabbits advance

#The King-level Beast Pet is so terrifying

#XuJinBai Sweet Greetings

#《Help Post: I haven't seen my college classmate for ten years, what should I do if he wants to smell my fart?》

#Alice Venue Demolition Expert

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At home, at the dining table, Kitsuneya Nana's eyes twitched as he looked at his phone.

This time, she seemed to have gone too far!

I flipped through the highest-ranked posts online. The protagonist of the article, although named after her, didn’t look like her.

In the text, she is a man of both military and literary talents, good at taming beasts, and can destroy her enemies in the blink of an eye. No matter what unexpected events she faces, she is always unfathomable and confident. She is simply inhuman!

Look at this description again -

[At the edge of the ring, everyone saw Kitsune Shichi looking over calmly. Her eyes slowly swept over the pet that was about to be defeated, and her eyes revealed a sharp insight into everything.

"Referee! I request a suspension of the game."

She spoke, narrowing her eyes slightly, and the barely perceptible curve at the corner of her mouth seemed to be mocking, or saying "don't be impatient", as if everything in the world was under her control.

Everyone held their breath!

Because Kitsune Shichi obviously hadn't finished speaking yet, and he still had half of the sentence in his mouth!

She said: "The pet has been promoted!"

……

What the hell!

Damn, damn, damn!

Kitsuneya Nana was stunned. Was she that awesome at the time? Probably not? So who wrote this paragraph? How could she contact the author to give her a tip?

In fact, those strategic arrangements were all coincidences. The evolution of Xieyang was a coincidence, and the temporary summoning of Karachi was also a coincidence. They were not planned in advance...

"How embarrassing..."

Of course, although she said no, no, no, deep down in Kitsuneya Nana's heart she still... Anyway, in the end she said one thing and did another, and with a trembling hand, she clicked on a new piece of flattery.

[…No clues could escape her cold eyes. In those eyes, there were three parts of coldness, three parts of arrogance, three parts of murderous intent, and one part of vague disdain…]

???

Kitsune Yachi was silent. Fortunately, there was no one at home, so she didn't have to pretend. So she closed her eyes and took a rest, pinched her temples, and then slowly opened her eyes again...

This one is not good! Pass, pass, pass!

When he clicked on the next article, Kitsune Shichi only took a quick glance and felt a heart attack.

[…The boy pursed his lips slightly and put the phone to his ear. The moment the call was connected, his eyes lit up instantly, like the twinkling stars in the night sky, full of tenderness and love…]

Could this be...Xu Jinbai? ! !

Author! Open your eyes wide and wake up! The eldest son of the Xu family is not such a white flower!

"Hoo...Hold on, you must hold on!"

Kitsuneya Nana exhaled heavily. This feeling of reading her own gossip was indeed a bit weird, but she couldn't stop... It was like flipping through her dark history. She frowned and read on awkwardly...

The more I looked at it, the more I wanted to stay away from Xu Jinbai...

"I have to say, this brother is really popular."

After sighing, Kitsune Shichi casually clicked on the post titled "Help Post: What should I do if my college classmate wants to smell my fart after not seeing him for ten years?", ready to read some funny articles to change his mood.

But after just one glance, I realized something was wrong!

Why is her name also in this article?

"No way, this can be linked to me?!"

Kitsuneya Nana was horrified and almost despaired of this unreasonable world. However, she read the article carefully again - eh? Is it possible?

"Ten Years No See" is a post asking for help.

The protagonist of the article is a man who is an alien special police officer. According to him, his classmate, XXX, was haunted by a ghost because he had badmouthed a popular high school league champion on the Internet. In order to save his life, XXX must fulfill his oath - stand upside down and smell his roommate's fart.

It doesn't matter who this "roommate" is, from junior high school to high school to elementary school to college, any roommate will do. But this person is unpopular, and all his roommates have lost contact, even if he begs and asks for help, nothing can be done.

The final result was that the curse had no solution and he had to be hospitalized... Although he did not die, he was entangled by the curse and his neck was broken dozens of times. He is currently suffering from a mental breakdown.

Because the matter was too bizarre, the hospital tried every means to find the author of the article, just to find a way to break the curse.

The author of the article thought it was outrageous, so he wrote a short essay about his experience and posted it online, asking netizens whether he should go back for this matter...

At the end of the article, the author left a sentence:

[Is there anyone working in the Blue Star Hospital system? Can you help me confirm the authenticity of this news? I feel like this is a scam.]

Hot review 1: At least a thousand-year-old ghost! Emperor level!

Hot comment 2: Do you dare to swear on your head?

Hot comment 3: Toxic fans are so scary... Never talk about that person online again, the devil has come and the demons have revived!

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Kitsune Shichi: "..."

——Old man in subway looking at his phonejpg.

It's crazy, the world has gone crazy.

Not far away, Crush was directing the robot to chop vegetables with the sound of "clang, clang, clang", and the kitchen was filled with the sound of "meh~".

Kitsuneya Nanashi glanced towards the living room again.

In the living room, Karachi was sorting out the five secret realms he had taken out from the Holy Lord's treasury. He went in and out from time to time, and the power of space continued to fluctuate.

“Are there any living people in the secret realm?”

Kitsuneya Nana asked loudly from a distance.

"No, I found a sea of ​​holy light deep in the green secret realm, which can be used for Krusu to practice."

Karachi answered, and then fixed the secret realm in Crusoe's fish tank, like a furry green algae.

P.S. Of course, the game was won. Karachi ended the game with [Blood Prison of Death] and treated the opponent's wounds (and psychological trauma), ending the game in an extremely dull way.

"Baa baa baa~"

Soon, Crusou appeared, jumped onto the table, and proudly directed the robots to serve their masterpieces.

Crusu is very proud, because he processed the shrimp heads and shrimp threads by himself. He also adjusted the temperature and seasoning. In short, this dish was made by him himself!

That’s right, what was served on the table was the dish that Kitsune Shichi had been craving for a long time - braised alien red shrimps!

Under the warm light, the big red shrimp, shaped like a lobster, is U-shaped and shiny and attractive.

Kitsuneya Nana instantly...returned to the classroom in her dream.

She was hungry every day and couldn't understand the lessons at all, so she could only covet the attractive body of Teacher Da Hong Xia...

Hungry, hungry, hungry! The more I took that class, the hungrier I got!

——Now that things have come to this, let’s forget about the name of the Demon King and just eat first!

“Great Susu, delicious!!!”

Crusoe: "Meh~( ′▽` )!"