Scavenging Notes: I am the Lucky Star of the End Times

The next morning, in the 336th year of the Star Calendar, the 98th day of the Scorching Season, 05:35:12,

I heard a cry from the public men's restroom:

"Oh my god! Why is there someone eating shit in the toilet again today?!"

"Damn! And it's a girl!"

"Fuck! Is the shit in the women's restroom not fragrant enough? You have to run to our men's restroom to take up a spot! I'm almost dying of suffocation!"

Then I saw Niu Juanhua, who looked pale, being thrown out by the collar...

In the morning, Xu Sansan received a coordinate from Boss Sui, asking her to report to the private military camp today.

This private army camp is where more than 50 private army teams under Boss Sui usually rest and gather.

Of course, the independent union established by Brother Biao, the captain of the Dragon and Tiger Team, which competes with Boss Sui, also has a place where independent private soldiers gather on weekdays. However, this place is far away from Boss Sui’s private army camp. It is near the black market and is an underground casino on the South City Gate.

At 11:47 noon, Xu Sansan was in the hut, pretending to go out today, facing the mirror fragments he had scavenged from City 302, when a message suddenly popped up in his mind. It was from Qin Ergou:

There was a plunger missing from the cleaning cart that you pushed back last time. Did it fall at your house?

Plunger?

Toilet plunger?

Xu Sansan looked at the leather bowl and metal stick in the corner that she had already separated and prepared to use separately in the future, and said to herself:

Hey! I thought I got these supplies for free, but I didn’t expect that they were already owned by someone!

Have fun!

She really can't get any advantage at all!

As expected, there is no such thing as wasted in the end times!

So she quickly used black charcoal to draw a bright matchmaker mole on the right side of her cheek, then reassembled the leather bowl and the metal stick, tied the "reborn" leather plunger (also known as: toilet plunger) to the cart, wrapped a small towel around it, pulled the cart out the door.

At 12:15:00, Xu Sansan arrived at the private military camp at the coordinates on time.

The private barracks is not too far from the South City Gate, but it is not in the same direction as the black market. The black market is located on the west side of the South City Gate, while the private barracks is located on the east side.

Xu Sansan looked at the three-story "large warehouse" in front of him and sighed:

What a huge private barracks!

She and Qin Ergou agreed to meet at the gate of the private army camp so that she could return the plunger to him.

But now it seems that Qin Ergou is obviously late.

But Xu Sansan didn't know that Qin Ergou could have asked her to take the plunger with her next time she went to the second-hand store on the black market, but he chose today to force Xu Sansan to return it, and even set the handover location at the gate of the private barracks. He actually had selfish motives.

Because he had already seen clearly that it was impossible for him to get the channel resources to join the private army from his father, so he was very cunning and set his sights on Xu Sansan, hoping that this temporary "boss" could lead him to success...

Just as Xu Sansan was standing at the gate waiting for Qin Ergou, the gate of the first floor of the private barracks opened, and a tall man with bulging muscles and wearing a tank top walked out of the gate. When he saw Xu Sansan, his eyes lit up instantly:

"You're here? Why don't you come in? Please come in quickly, we are all waiting for you!"

Xu Sansan frowned slightly, but soon relaxed his brows:

Unexpectedly, Boss Sui looked down on her on the surface, but he was quite capable in doing things and even sent a strong man to greet her.

So her thoughts raced, and she felt that since Boss Sui had given her this honor, she really couldn't lose face, so she had to leave Ergou aside for the time being, because it was his fault for being late!

Then he walked towards the muscular man with a smile:

"Hey! Okay, okay! I'm coming!"

As soon as Xu Sansan entered the door, he saw a room, oh no, it should be a large room, with an area of ​​at least 1000 square meters, it was the waiting hall of the railway station, well... not quite accurate, it should be a combination of the waiting hall and the gym.

There were rows of metal benches around the hall, leaning against the walls. There were huge screens hanging on the four walls, with various messages scrolling on the screens. The messages were mainly divided into two categories:

The first type was scavenging mission information. The description format of each line of information was almost the same, covering the mission purpose, mission location, mission reward, mission deadline, and a capital letter. Some showed D, some showed E, and a very rare F would occasionally flash by on the scrolling screen. Xu Sansan had no idea what these capital letters meant.

Another type of information is like a ranking, from 1 to 10, and then to...

Before Xu Sansan had time to look down carefully, his way was blocked by a muscular man in front of him.

The muscular man was wearing a tight short-sleeved T-shirt and shorts, revealing his leg hair. His eyes were wide open, and he shouted at her: "Uh~~Ha!"

Xu Sansan was so frightened that he shivered and immediately moved his short legs to the side. Only then did he see clearly that the muscular man was practicing weightlifting on the spot.

Around this muscular man, there were countless muscular men and women standing, squatting, lying, or lying down. They were in the "gym" area in the middle of the hall. Some were lifting dumbbells with one arm, some were sitting in a circle and twisting their wrists, some were doing push-ups alone, and some were gritting their teeth and pulling fitness equipment that Xu Sansan had never seen before. They were probably doing some kind of strength training...

But, brother in the distance, why are you lying on the ground with a bunch of rocks on your pectoral muscles?

The big brother groaned, veins on his arms bulged, and his chest muscles swelled rapidly. Then, with a "crack", the stone shattered into pieces!

I go!

This is the real chest-breaking stone!

Xu Sansan opened his mouth wide, his eyes quickly passed through the fitness area in the center of the private army camp, and fell on the metal benches around it——

The style of painting suddenly became more weird and strange!

All I saw were "performance artists" who were tall but not as muscular as the macho men and women in the central area. They were either sitting or lying quietly on the benches. Some were picking their ears, some were picking their noses, some were squeezing pimples, some were scratching their dandruff, and most importantly, there was one person who was picking his feet with an excited look on his face...

I took a deep breath, and suddenly the air seemed no longer fresh, so I had to stop the car abruptly.

I rubbed my eyes again, feeling the spiciness.

Just as she was about to sigh, "Life is full of all kinds of monsters and demons," the muscular man who led her in suddenly spoke:

"Boss! The people are finally here!"

The leader mentioned by the muscular man, well, he was also a muscular man. He looked at Xu Sansan's thin body with some hesitation, and then glanced up and down. After Xu Sansan politely took off her headscarf, he saw the eye-catching matchmaker mole on her right cheek and the cart behind her. He finally showed an excited expression, grabbed Xu Sansan and hurried inside:

"Oh my! Auntie! Finally you are here! Come on! Hurry up! The brothers are waiting!"

Xu Sansan: Auntie? Me?

No, how did I become an aunt?

Is today's disguise too much?

Today's vest is clearly positioned as a big sister! Big sister!

Just when Xu Sansan was full of self-doubt, the muscular man who was called the boss turned left and right and led her out of the hall from another direction!

Passing by a corridor, I came to a small room where I could smell the smell from a long distance. There was a long line of people lined up beside the corridor, at least 20 people, some of them clenched their teeth and arched their backs, some pursed their lips and leaned against the wall, but they all held their legs together in the same way...

This……

Xu Sansan felt that things were going a little off track, but she had no evidence until she saw the four big words "Public Toilet"...

I go!

So this warm welcome was just to get me to clean the toilet?!