Scavenging Notes: I am the Lucky Star of the End Times

Qin Ergou was scolded by the matchmaker, Aunt Mole, who suddenly appeared. He saw Brother Qiangzi was about to walk away and turn into the side road.

Qin Ergou was about to cry. He stamped his feet, raised his hands and quickly pulled the old lady away from him, and shouted anxiously:

"Auntie! You got the wrong person!"

But the old lady was not a fool. She looked at the plunger in Qin Ergou's hand and listened to his perfunctory words. She was furious and immediately grabbed Qin Ergou's unique magic weapon - the plunger, and said sternly:

"What do you mean?! You are so shameless! You want to escape?!"

At this moment, Qiangzi was about to disappear at the intersection. Qin Ergou was extremely anxious and sweating all over his forehead. His first reaction was to quickly pull his plunger back from the matchmaker, Aunt Zhi, and then chase after him immediately.

At the moment when the two were pulling each other, an "auntie" who was also short in stature, with a flowered scarf around her head and a huge matchmaker's mole on her right cheek, suddenly jumped between them.

Xu Sansan put his hands on his waist, with an imposing and domineering manner. He glared at the matchmaker, Madam Mole, with a squinting look and said in a bad tone:

"I heard someone is looking for me again? How come? It seems like the intelligence work is not done well and they haven't even figured out the target?"

While Xu Sansan was provoking, he winked at Qin Ergou out of the corner of his eye.

Qin Ergou immediately understood and quickly loosened his hands that were still tightly clenched on the plunger. Then he started hammering on the spot with his short legs and disappeared in a flash.

Xu Sansan took over the baton from Qin Ergou, held the plunger, and started tug-of-war.

She stared at the matchmaker, Madam Mole, without giving her a chance to react, and immediately began to speak:

"Auntie, this industry is dangerous, the world is difficult, the depth of the water is different, and it's all in the internal circulation!

It's just a lofty ambition, and everyone has their own ability. Once a new routine comes out, it will inevitably be copied.

The cake is so big, how many candles light up and fall down?

Who can guarantee that they will always be invincible? The old people are working hard and never give up, while the new people are rising up and there are many talented people.

With such fierce competition and constantly changing technology, it is bound to be a period of transition if we focus on toilet cleaning. In addition to improving our profession, we also have to expand our side businesses!

Come, calm down, analyze the pros and cons, chew it carefully, and then make up your mind. See, is this the truth?"

Skr~!

Just as the matchmaker, Auntie Mole, was stunned by Xu Sansan's series of raps and began to doubt her life, Qin Ergou finally caught up with Qiangzi with his short and fast legs.

Qin Ergou suddenly spoke:

"Brother Qiangzi! I heard that you just went to the public toilet on the first floor of the guardhouse! Did you fetch water? Let me tell you, the toilet spirit lurking there is really evil! Did you just go to the toilet and didn't use toilet paper?!"

Qiangzi was concentrating on following Scar when he suddenly heard Qin Ergou's voice!

what did he say?

I didn't use paper?!

Oh shit!

How did he know!

Damn, I didn't use paper, but I just sat there for 10 minutes and didn't really...

Oh shit!

Why should I follow his thinking!

Just as Qin Ergou finished his words, the pedestrians passing by on the street stared at Qiangzi in horror, as if they had heard some incredible secret, or seen some disgusting and dirty thing!

They jumped back several meters, looked around frequently, whispered from time to time, and even pointed.

Qiangzi pursed his lips tightly and clenched his fists. Why did he feel like something evil had suddenly happened in broad daylight?

He turned his head with gritted teeth, and was about to say something rude to Qin Ergou.

Qin Ergou came running over quickly, and said anxiously:

"Brother Qiangzi! I finally caught up with you! Come back with me quickly, fetch a bucket of water, and flush the toilet. Otherwise, if that toilet spirit gets upset, everyone will know that you don't use toilet paper when you poop!"

Qiangzi: ...

Is it any use if I go back and flush the toilet now?

You have such a loud voice!

Do we have to wait until tomorrow?

Now it's fucking spread all over the streets!

And at the moment when Qiangzi was tripped by Qin Ergou, Scar took the opportunity to quickly change his route. His figure quickly rushed to another small street, and then ran towards the coordinates at a high speed.

15 minutes later, Scar finally arrived at the entrance of a remote alley.

He glanced around but did not see Xie Yuan. Just as he frowned, wondering if he had marked the coordinates incorrectly, an old man with gray hair and a moustache appeared at the entrance of the alley, riding a second-hand electric tricycle.

The old man shook his eight-cornered beard under his nostrils, raised his chin towards Scar, and simply said two words:

"boarding!"

Scar glanced at the back of the second-hand electric tricycle, which was completely occupied by a large barrel. He hesitated for a moment, then took a deep breath, twitched his lips, resignedly opened the lid, and got into the barrel, not forgetting to close the lid again.

Seeing that everyone was already in place in the truck bed, Hu Ba simply increased the horsepower of the motorcycle to maximum and headed towards the street with a whoosh.

As soon as Hu Ba's motorcycle turned onto the street, a team of patrol officers in uniform quickly followed.

Niu Qingfeng, the team leader, took a look at the tricycle that was quickly disappearing at the corner of the street, as well as the large plastic bucket with the words "feces bucket" written on it in the tricycle's cargo box, and his eyes twitched.

He glanced at the dilapidated public toilet next to him and immediately dispelled his doubts about the missing manure truck. Then he instructed the team members behind him:

"Search!"

At this time, the little stutterer walked out of the dilapidated public toilet slowly with a happy look on his face. He quickly glanced at the patrol team who were searching nearby and silently memorized their appearance and the number tags on their chests.

30 minutes later, Hu Ba finally stopped the second-hand motorcycle that was about to fall apart. He looked at the deformed tire with a guilty look and knocked on the lid of the dung bucket.

Scar came out with a look of despair, and saw Hu Ba handing him a blocker and a small piece of paper with coordinates written on it.

He took the jammer speechlessly. In an instant, a warning popped up on the computer positioning display screen in a room in the inner city of the base:

"Positioning failed!"

Scar quickly opened the small note and looked at the coordinates of a point outside the West City Gate. He glanced at the quiet street in front of him, which was obviously located at the East City Gate. He took a deep breath and finally raised his question with resentment:

"Since we are outside the West City Gate, why do we have to go through all the trouble of running to the East City Gate first?!"

Damn it! I have to get over there soon!

Xie Yuan!

You can!

Hu Ba shook his eight-cornered beard under his nostrils and answered using the lines that Xiao Xu had prepared with him in advance:

"Since we are trying to lure the tiger away from the mountain, we should naturally move him farther away so that we can gain something! Time is running out, so you should leave quickly!"

So, when Scar's figure quickly disappeared in the alley of the East City Gate, Hu Ba leisurely rode on the second-hand motorcycle and slowly drove towards the metal recycling station in the southeast corner of the base.

This car was borrowed from One-Eyed Zhang!

He still had to return it to the owner. He glanced at his computer and it seemed that the time limit had expired. He definitely had to pay more!

It’s better to drive slower to avoid the wheel breaking again and having to pay for it!

Less than 10 seconds after Hu Ba and Scar left, Tiechui, Alang and Ma Ji, who were patrolling at the East City Gate, appeared at the entrance of the alley.

At the same time, the four members of the Wind Guard who had been punished to join the patrol team along with Tiechui and the others also hurried over.