【Gojo Family Housewife's Daily Life】Comics

Host (Meiyu): Welcome Mr. Gojo Satoru, who just won the "Best Supporting Actor Award" in the Crunchyroll animation selection, to our talk show.

Warm applause from the audience!

Host: Mr. Gojo, you have had double happiness recently. Not only did you get two Sukuna fingers, but you also had a son. You are only 28 years old and you already have a son and a daughter. How do you feel now?

Gojo Satoru (pretending to be distressed): Um...can you tell the truth? If I tell the truth, Xiaoqin won't know.

Host: Of course you can! You come to our show to speak your mind. And our show is very well kept confidential, your wife will definitely not know.

Gojo Satoru: I can’t say I’m that happy. After all, Xiao Qin was in danger during childbirth, and I wasn’t by her side (嘤嘤嘤)… Now there’s another nasty little brat trying to divide the love that Qin-chan gave me.

Host: (wiping sweat, thinking: Help... Is this something I can listen to?) Haha (awkward smile) Mr. Gojo is really good at joking, so funny! May I ask, why did you decide to have a second child? Have you discussed it with Xiao Xing? Aren't you afraid that Xing will be unhappy? Suddenly having a younger brother, what do you think as a sister?

Gojo Satoru: It was an accidental pregnancy, and I didn't want Qin-chan to give birth to the baby. But I couldn't bear to let Qin-chan have an abortion... At least Qin-chan wanted the baby very much in the beginning, and she even blamed me for almost... uh, nothing. (Almost lost the baby).

(Quickly ending the awkward topic and starting to interrupt) Oh, if Qin-chan wants to, then give birth to the baby. I don't care. Although having Xing is good enough, having another child is also good... After all, having another child is an extra layer of security.

As for what Xing thinks...I don't think she minds it. She's actually looking forward to her younger brothers and sisters playing with her.

Host: (whispering): One more child means one more layer of security... What nonsense. A man who relies on children to keep a woman is too pathetic. What a shame...

Gojo Satoru (meowing): What did you say?

Host (sweating): Haha, nothing much, nothing. Praising Mr. Gojo and Mrs. Gojo for their loving relationship! Ahahahahahaha (awkward laughter)!

Host: Now let’s move on to the first question of this interview - how did you and your wife meet?

Gojo Satoru (as if immersed in a beautiful memory, smiling shyly at the camera): Oh, it was a blind date, we met each other. Then we fell in love at first sight, and both sides felt that they were a good match, so we got married. You have to know that love is like this, it comes very quickly and violently, and you can't help but be prepared.

(Off the field)

Zenin Maki showed disgust: What a disgusting expression!

Dog Roll: Salmon!

Yuta Otsutsukotsu: Haha (touches head and laughs awkwardly).

Host: Huh? According to what Mr. Gojo said, did you and your wife have a flash marriage? Is it really okay for your marriage to not have enough time to get along? Do you quarrel often?

Gojo Satoru (laughing happily + shaking his hand to express denial): Of course not! Xiaoqin loves me so much, how could she bear to quarrel with me?

Host: Okay, here is the second question. Is your wife your first love?

Gojo Satoru (blowing pink bubbles): Of course! We are each other's first love! We love each other so much!

We knew we were each other's only one from the moment we met! Besides, we have two lovely babies. Is there any happier family in the world than ours?

(Audience)

Huihui looked at Goujuan and whispered: You can go to the mental hospital to register...

Dog roll: pickled fish roe....

Host (nodding affirmatively): That's really quite happy, so there's no need to ask the third question (the third question is - do you think your marriage is happy?). But Mr. Gojo, you and your wife have only been married for more than five years, right? Everyone talks about the seven-year itch.

So the next question is: Do you think there is a possibility of "marriage breakdown" in the future? Or are you afraid that you will lose your attraction to your wife?

Gojo Satoru (very loud): No! Oh no, that's impossible! Absolutely impossible! Xiaoqin loves me so much, and I love Xiaoqin so much too! We are a model couple! Hahahaha! What you said can never happen!

In the audience, Megumi Fushiguro secretly said to Maki: Teacher Gojo feels guilty.

Maki: Qin-sister looks very popular, so it's normal for Bandage Idiot to feel stressed.

Yuta (closes his mouth and dares not move).

Host: Okay, next one... Next is the fifth question. Have your interests and hobbies changed after marriage? What do you like to do most now?

Gojo Satoru (thinking): Let me think... before 13, I loved eating Kikufuku the most, loved making Mr. Yega angry with Jie, and loved seeing the old guys’ faces turn sour.

Now...I like Xiaoqin to say she loves me the most, and I like to do (beep beep beep) with Xiaoqin the most.... (beep beep beep)... (The following answers are automatically muted)

Host (wiping sweat): Haha, I’m sorry, there was a problem with the recording equipment just now.

Ahahaha, next question, next question haha! What kind of person do you think your wife is? Please give your evaluation! (Whispering in Wu Miao's ear: You can tell the truth, it's okay to think she is narrow-minded, holds grudges, is always hypocritical, and is always sad about the passing of time!)

Gojo Satoru: Not at all. Xiaoqin is so good! She is perfect! There is no one more perfect than her in this world!

Host: Yes, I understand....Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, there is nothing we can do about it. The seventh question is, where and when was your first time with your partner?

Gojo Satoru: It was in the bedroom of the Gojo family. It was the night after the wedding in Tokyo.

Host: Just the bedroom? Something so ordinary? I always feel that such a normal place doesn't fit your sexy personality.

Gojo Satoru (shy jpg): Oh, I’m obviously a serious person~

(Students in the audience pretend to vomit.)

Host: How did the other party perform at that time?

Gojo Satoru: Super cute~

Host: Please evaluate your performance.

Gojo Satoru: Of course that's great! After all, I'm the strongest!

Host (wiping sweat): Okay, stop! Last question, what changes do you hope the other party will make in the future?

Gojo Satoru: Xiaoqin is already very good, I don’t want her to change anything. If I must say something, I hope Xiaoqin loves me even more, loves me the most, loves me the most!

Host: Okay, thank you very much Mr. Gojo for your support, and look forward to meeting you next time!

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(Second scene: Female lead special)

Host: The first question is, how did you meet your husband Mr. Gojo?

Lü Qin: It was a blind date arranged by my family. However, it was called a blind date, but in fact it was a one-sided meeting. As long as he agreed, the marriage would be successful, and I had no right to choose.

Host (surprised inwardly, calm on the outside): Is that so? That's not what Mr. Gojo said just now... Hey... Well... I can understand it, many marriages between noble families are like this.

Host: Next, the second question, is your current husband your first love?

Lu Qin: No, my first love was a classmate of mine in college.

Host (Fuck! How many lies did the male guest tell just now!): Um... this... can I ask why you broke up with your first love? Or why you didn't get together? Of course, you can reveal it if it's convenient, but it's okay if you don't want to say it.

Lü Qin: It was not inconvenient. We did not break up at that time, but were forced to separate by the family. As for the reason... my family arranged a new marriage for me, and I had no way to refuse.

Meihui and Yuanzi in the audience (both dumbfounded): Ah! How could this happen? It's too miserable, Xiaoqin...

Host: The marriage partner chosen by the family you mentioned is...?

Lu Qin: My current husband.

Host: Uh... (wiping sweat awkwardly) Next question...next question, do you feel happy in your current marriage?

Lü Qin: I am quite happy. I was really awkward at the beginning...but...Wujun is a very good person, and he doesn't know anything about it. I shouldn't impose my emotions on him. I know...he loves me very much, and slowly I fell in love with him too. So my life now is still very happy. I am already very satisfied.

Host: Yes, a wrong start does not mean you cannot have a happy ending. Now here is the fourth question: Do you think your husband will change his mind in the future?

Lü Qin: No one can predict what will happen in the future. But I don’t think that will happen. Wu Jun is not that kind of person.

Host (Inner thoughts: Really? I feel like he isn’t very honest.) Fifth question: Have your interests and hobbies changed after you got married?

Lü Qin: Not much has changed. I am still doing the translation work I like.

Host: It is a very happy thing to be able to turn a hobby into a career.

Host: Here is the sixth question. What kind of person do you think your husband is? Please give a brief evaluation.

Lu Qin: Good person.

Host (with a question mark on his face): Is that it? Can you be more specific?

Lü Qin covered her mouth and laughed: I wanted to see how you would react to what I said. But I was right, he is a good person. He is good in every aspect, handsome, and has a lovely personality. I think he is very likable.

Jokingly speaking, Wu Jun is a man that I would not mind being intimate with even when I didn't love him (Chapter 8, when we got married...). He is a very good man, kind, optimistic, and funny! So I say that he is a good man and I like him very much.

Host: Would you like to talk more specifically about your personality or something like that?

Lu Qin smiled: I don't think there is much to say. Some people may think he is willful, some may think he is childish, and the elders of the Gojo family may think he is not steady enough... But I think he is a good person. He is kind, considerate and gentle.

The host looked at Lu Qin with a suspicious look (Are you sure you are gentle and considerate?): ...Okay, next question. When and where was the first time?

Lu Qin: In the backyard of the Gojo family’s main residence, the time was the wedding day.

The host silently complained: It's rare for two people to have a consistent answer.

Lu Qin looked at the host curiously: What did you say?

The host laughed awkwardly: Nothing...Nothing! The eighth question is, how did the other party perform at that time?

Lü Qin: That’s it. I don’t really understand it. Anyway, it didn’t hurt me too much. Of course, I felt pretty good. It might have something to do with my ability.

Host: How do you think you performed?

Lu Qin (thinking): ....I don’t know how to say it....Maybe...there is still a lot of room for improvement?

Host: Here is the last question. What kind of changes do you hope the other party will make?

Lu Qin: As for Wujun...it's fine the way he is now. If there is any change to be made, I hope he can spend more time on educating his children. I'm really afraid that my two children will grow up in the wrong way.

The host said silently: He is crooked like this, right?

Lu Qin (unhappily): How can you talk like that?

Host (Okay, I get it, they love each other so much): Hahahaha, no other meaning, really no other meaning… Anyway, thank you very much, ma’am, for your cooperation today, and I look forward to our next cooperation!

(Draw the curtain)