I am the Rebirth System: The Heroine Transformation Plan

Xie Lingdang: "That's because I think the most efficient method is not suitable for this customer! I want customers to experience more humane service. The method selected by the system is indeed more efficient, but customer satisfaction will definitely not be achieved!"

At that moment, she felt like she had met a perverted supervisor who kept urging her to live every day and who, even when she was on vacation, would not wait for her to reply "received" at 2 a.m.

When dealing with the matter of Liu Siyuan's brother, the [Simulation Prediction Function] showed three possible outcomes, and the most effective one was to make Liu Jingqi's injury worse.

For example, if the injury on Liu Jingqi's forehead could be replaced with a punctured eyeball or limb disability, Liu Siyuan could also be seriously injured. In this way, Xing Feifei would definitely put down her work and come back to take care of the children.

If she had given up the live-in nanny job, the subsequent death would not have occurred.

Xie Lingdang was speechless. By that time, the wish of the reborn person would be fulfilled, but the child would also suffer from lifelong disability.

If the customer later knows that he only wanted to meet the KPI, and the Lord God still wants to get the light of merit, then he will curse you for ten thousand years!

But Xie Lingdang only dared to complain in her heart, for she was afraid that the Lord God would hear it.

"Since this is an intelligent AI operation, I will pass your opinions to the Lord God through the manual channel. You can also see that since there are no major incidents at present, you need to regularly conduct some stress tests to detect the stability of the system in case of emergency and system failure."

Xie Lingdang: "You mean I create some minor setbacks in my clients' lives? And then use the system to solve them?"

"You can understand it this way. Using the system's automatic analysis function more often can help the reborn achieve twice the result with half the effort. This is also the original intention of the Lord God to introduce advanced artificial intelligence from various time and space planes."

"In addition, the system has detected a high resource consumption value. For example, the [Return to Previous Time Node] function has been used once last time," Huihui added, "Do you want to change the name of the [Return to Previous Time Node] function to the [Backtrack] function that you often use? Select [Yes/No]?"

Xie Lingdang: “Yes.”

"Okay, the name of the [Return to the previous time node] function has been changed to [Retrace] function. For example, the [Retrace] function can only be used three times in each rebirth mission. You wasted one time at the beginning of the mission, which caused a 30% waste.

"The [Retrace] function consumes a lot of system energy, so each assistant has a limit on the number of times they can use it. I hope you understand. Every employee of the Lord God must improve resource utilization efficiency as much as possible and reduce unnecessary waste."

Xie Lingdang: I haha. It's like wanting the donkey to pull the millstone but not letting it eat grass.

"Okay, I don't have experience, I will pay attention next time... But I have a question, why do simple tasks have KPI requirements, but tasks of other difficulty levels don't? This is too unfair!"

Hui Hui explained in a cold, mechanical voice: "Because behind every stupid rule there is a bloody lesson."

Xie Lingdang: Hmm?

Huihui: "This is what the Lord God said. Because more employees chose the easy mode, no one chose the normal, difficult and hell modes~ The Lord God made so many rules because of your biology. Humans are really good at taking advantage of loopholes~"

Xie Lingdang: Okay, you can scold me too.

But it is true that I also wanted to take advantage of the loopholes at the beginning, and only a fool would not choose the easy mode.

This KPI requirement is not too excessive.

Back then, when supervisors couldn’t complete the boss’s tasks, they wanted to distribute the work among the smaller employees. The KPI requirements were unbearable for anyone.

Xie Lingdang was a poor after-school training teacher during her lifetime.

Less than two years after graduation, I didn’t catch up with the bonuses and instead encountered three reductions.

The increasing workload and ineffective salary cuts are overwhelming.

KPIs are emphasized in every regular meeting, such as retention rate, promotion rate, parent satisfaction, timeliness and accuracy of homework grading, etc.

In a 24-hour work group, you must be able to reply "Received" at any time, otherwise you will be met with sarcasm and ridicule.

Even the damn butt needs to be replied and corrected in time.

Even if it is midnight on WeChat, you should still comfort parents in a gentle voice when they come to you to complain about a family dispute. Otherwise, at the end of the quarter, the parent system will give them a score and if the satisfaction rate is not high, the leader will have a talk with you again.

Xie Lingdang thought that being a system assistant after death would be nothing more than experiencing a different life with the reborn.

I didn’t expect that I was still a poor worker and still had to meet KPIs.

But it was my fault for not reading the contract carefully.

Even if you read the contract, can you refuse this shitty job?

No.

Just accept your fate, just accept your fate.

Huihui's voice brought her back to reality: "Master, although you are not my only master and I am also an artificial intelligence, I still have to kindly remind you that if you fail on the first mission, it may affect the next few missions."

"You must pay attention to this. Check the task target interface of the portable system and adjust your action direction in time. Oh, and if the task fails, the reborn will also be reduced to ashes."

Xie Lingdang was puzzled: "Aren't the reborn already dead? If they die, everything is over. How is it different from being reduced to ashes?"

"That depends on which world dimension and system it is in. For example, some worlds have world consciousness, um, some worlds are also called [Heavenly Way]. But for example, the Blue Planet where you lived before, there was no world consciousness, and once you die, you are dead. But Liu Siyuan's plane has world consciousness, and people can be reincarnated after death, commonly known as [reincarnation]."

Xie Lingdang covered her mouth: "Ah! Are you saying that Liu Siyuan's world actually has heaven and can be reincarnated?! Mine doesn't have it?? I thought we were in the same world..."

"They are not the same. You may have noticed the difference in your daily life. But the world in the eyes of mortals is similar. You cannot see those souls."

"As a system... that employee can't see it either?"

"Yes, our Lord God is not the ruler of all... ahem, not all small worlds. Currently, we only have a cooperative relationship with this world and cannot get that privilege. Uh, uh, you know~"

I don’t understand. I don’t understand a thing. It turns out that the Lord God is just like this. Haha.

"Okay, then I get it. I won't let Liu Siyuan disappear into thin air. Then let's speed up the process and create some trouble."

"Okay, that's no problem. I'll leave first..."

"Wait! Last question!"

"Master, you say~"

"Can the Lord God see everything I do here?"

"The Lord God will not check the work status of each employee. The system can monitor it in the background at any time and call it up at any time. However, the monitoring content is big data, such as the development direction of the entire incident. As for what the employees say every day, the Lord God is not that free~"

Then I feel relieved hahaha~

Xie Lingdang felt relieved and let Huihui go backstage.

Seeing Liu Siyuan still happily choosing balloons with his brother at the balloon stall, Xie Lingdang suddenly wanted to test the system performance.

Xie Lingdang activated the system's memory module for reborn people and found that there was a child not far from the balloon stall, less than a hundred meters away.

The memory module mainly records the reborn person's memories from the previous life, including life experiences and all related memory information encountered in life.

After confirming the child's information, Xie Lingdang contacted Liu Siyuan in time.

"Siyuan, I have something to discuss with you now."

"Ah? What's the matter?" Liu Siyuan was tying a balloon around his brother's wrist.

"Look to your left. There's a kid about a hundred meters away. He's about your age. He's wearing a red jacket and black sweatpants. Do you see him?"

Liu Siyuan had just tied the balloon for his younger brother and looked up.

They were standing on a small street that ran east-west.

On her left, at a stall selling candied haws not far to the west, there was indeed a child wearing red top and black bottom clothes.

It was a little girl, about the same age as her, and next to her was another girl who was older than the little girl, probably in her teens.

"Ah, I saw it. What happened to her?"

"She will die."

"Ah?" Liu Siyuan was stunned.

"If you had a chance to save her, would you do it?"