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Chapter 25 The Shit-Eating Child
Chapter 25 The Shit-Eating Child
After all, Jia Banggeng was still a human being before and he knew he was wearing clothes and pants.
After the transformation, he didn't know how to take off his pants. No matter how anxious he was and how he raised his legs to the corner to pee, he just couldn't pee.
Finally, Bang Geng was so angry that he shouted, "Wang, Wang."
Afterwards, he sat on the ground, curled up his upper body, raised his legs high, and bit his crotch with his long teeth.
After tearing, there was a sound of tearing cloth; Jia Banggeng bit a hole in the crotch of his pants, then raised his hind legs contentedly, hung a mark in the corner, and marked his territory to declare his sovereignty.
Banggeng's strange action quickly attracted other people's attention. Everyone was amazed. Some made fun of him, some talked about him, but no one dared to step forward to stop him.
The first person to discover the abnormality was Xu Damao who came out from the backyard. He also called his wife to come and watch the fun while eating melon seeds.
Until Xiaodang woke up early, he couldn't help but run out of Lao Jia's house, went to the corner of the wall, solved the problem of defecation, and just took off his pants and started shooting.
On the other side, Jia Banggeng, who was marking his territory, twitched his nose, green light came out of his eyes, and his saliva flowed like a stream. He carefully identified the source of the smell in the air.
There was a public toilet outside the courtyard, but Xiaodang was just a little girl who was not taller than the wheels. In that era, toilets were all dry pits, which were very inconvenient for children to use. If they were not careful, they might fall in and drown.
Therefore, it is common for Xiaodang to run out of the house and find a nearby corner to relieve himself, and he just needs to shovel the feces into the public toilet afterwards.
As it happened, Bang Geng, who was transforming into a vicious dog at this moment, was like encountering an extremely delicious meal. He followed the smell and found the source in a flash, and then he pounced on the food like a vicious dog.
Xiaodang was so scared that he took off his pants and screamed: "Brother! What are you doing?... "
He was so anxious to dodge that he didn't even bother to pull up his pants. He had solved half of his physiological problem, but he couldn't hold it in for a while, so he could only run away while pulling, still shouting for help.
Watching the delicious food in his eyes escaping, Jia Banggeng behind him chased after it.
With his mouth open, he followed closely behind Xiaodang and swallowed the freshly-made chocolate stick stem while it was still steaming. After eating it, he looked like he was enjoying it very much and licked the yellow-brown residue on the corner of his lips with his tongue.
The onlookers saw this scene and suddenly felt their stomachs churning. They vomited out all the food they had just eaten in the morning. Lou Xiao'e felt so disgusted that she threw away the melon seeds in her hand.
Jia Banggeng's nose twitched again as he discovered more delicious food.
After turning around and seeing Xiaodang pulling up his pants and running away in fear, Banggeng turned around again and pounced to the other side, licking the vomit on the ground with his tongue, which scared the vomiting beast and made it quickly hide away.
Wang Gensheng was disgusted by this scene and quickly closed the door, not daring to look at it anymore. He leaned against the door and patted his chest hard, feeling fortunate that he had not had breakfast yet.
Otherwise, you will have to vomit.
Xiaodang, still in shock, ran into the house holding up his pants in one hand, tears still streaming down his face. He ran back into the house crying and went to complain to his mother.
This embarrassed look, thinking that his own child could be violated outside his own door? Qin Huairu was stunned, and then she became very angry.
She asked Xiaodang, "Be good, Xiaodang, tell me which beast bullied you? He didn't even let a little kid go. Is he still a human being? Look, I'll vent your anger for you!"
Before Qin Huairu could angrily leave the house, she heard Lou Xiao'e calling anxiously at the door: "Qin Huairu, come out and take a look. Is that child who eats shit your Banggeng?"
Lou Xiao'e's words made Qin Huairu even more angry. She cursed and said, "You bastard, what nonsense are you talking about? What do you mean the child who eats shit is our Bang Geng? Our Bang Geng will never eat shit."
After saying this, he suddenly realized that what he said was wrong, and quickly changed his words and said, "Children who eat shit are not our good kids."
After saying it, I felt it was wrong. After going back and forth a few times, I don’t know whether Banggeng eats shit or not? I don’t know how to defend myself.
This made Lou Xiao'e at the door so happy that she almost laughed to death. She waved her hand at Qin Huairu in the room and tried to persuade her:
"Haha, Qin Huairu, you're making me laugh to death. Come out and see for yourself. The facts are right in front of you. The kid who ate shit is your Bang Geng. If you don't believe me, come out and see for yourself."
Qin Huairu walked forward angrily and looked in the direction indicated by Lou Xiaoe's finger. After seeing the image, she was dumbfounded!
At this time, Bang Geng was on all fours, lying on the ground with his butt raised high, sticking out his tongue, and licking the vomit on the ground vigorously. The way he ate was extremely ugly.
Not only that, the dirty stuff was smeared on Bang Geng's nose and face, making them dirty; it made people vomit, but Bang Geng himself ate it with relish.
After he finished licking the vomit on the ground, he raised his head with a look of unsatisfied feeling and licked his lips and face with his tongue. Qin Huairu frowned and didn't care about feeling nauseous. She hurried forward to grab Jia Banggeng.
At this moment, Jia Banggeng didn't recognize any relatives at all. He thought someone had come to snatch his food. Banggeng knelt on the ground with his limbs, bared his teeth, and whined in his throat.
Qin Huairu was so scared that she stopped and withdrew her hand, just like a vicious dog guarding its food, treating the same kind of person who was trying to steal its shit.
Seeing the stick move to another position and rush towards another group of objects, Qin Huairu closed her eyes in despair.
It was not until he heard He Yuzhu's voice behind him that he woke up as if from a dream.
Qin Huairu, a famous actress, had tears in her eyes. She turned around with a look of wanting to cry, and approached He Yuzhu pitifully. She cried for help:
"Zhu Zi, please come and help Sister Qin. Take a look at what's wrong with Bang Geng. Go and hold him back, don't let him eat anymore."
He Yuzhu walked forward and took a closer look. Wow!
This terrier has an amazing appetite.
I have already eaten two or three piles of vomit, and now I am facing the pile of vomit that Xiaodang defecated at the beginning. What about the 100-meter sprint?
Xu Damao, who was watching, was leaning in close, rubbing his hands excitedly, watching Banggeng do this disgusting and dirty thing, and he was overjoyed. He Yuzhu pointed at Xu Damao and asked, "Xu Damao, why don't you stop him quickly? Banggeng is about to eat shit in his mouth!"
Xu Damao spread his hands and shouted to He Yuzhu: "Don't worry, he has already eaten half of it! These are not a big deal."
"Why don't you just stand there and watch him?"
"Silly Zhu, you are so stupid! Don't you see that Banggeng is suffering from rabies? What if he bites me?"
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