Reborn with a Cell Phone 2007

Ji Shumiao wrote his name on the blackboard, turned around and calmly introduced himself to the crowd of clear and stupid eyes: "My name is Ji Shumiao, taken from Su Dongpo's poem: The waning moon hangs on the sparse toon tree, the water clock stops and people are quiet. Who sees the lonely man walking alone, the misty shadow of a lone wild goose."

Yan Wei added: "Student Ji Shumiao just turned ten years old. He skipped a grade and is now the youngest student in our class. Everyone should take care of our little student."

You are young.

Ji Shumiao smiled wryly, threw the chalk in his hand upwards, drew a beautiful parabola, and landed on the podium in front of Yan Wei.

Yan Wei's expression immediately broke the dull atmosphere and the students burst into laughter.

Yan Wei couldn't hold it in any longer, and waved his hand in disdain to drive Ji Shumiao off the podium: "Go away!"

Under everyone's gaze, Ji Shumiao sat down next to the girl: "Hello, new deskmate."

The girl moved her chair as far away from her as possible and nodded nervously.

"Hey, don't sit next to her. She's like a trash can." A girl next to him poked Ji Shumiao with the tip of a pen, covered her nose with disgust, and said, "Come sit here with me."

Children's kindness and malice are both innocent, but the innocent they are, the more hurtful they are.

Ji Shumiao smiled and responded: "No, you're like a thousand-year-old toilet plunger. I still prefer to sit with people."

"Hahahaha...the toilet plunger has become a spirit!" The two boys at the back table laughed loudly after hearing this.

The chalk thrown by Yan Wei ended the farce.

Yan Wei teaches mathematics. On weekdays he looks sloppy, childish and unreliable, but he is a famous gold medal teacher in the city. His lectures are logically rigorous, and he uses gestures and rich expressions. Students learn the knowledge while laughing.

But Ji Shumiao is not included.

In order to take into account the comprehension ability of most students, Yan Wei repeated one knowledge point two or three times in an easy-to-understand manner. Naturally, the progress was not fast. Ji Shumiao, who had already learned it twice, had already dozed off in the ups and downs of his lecture, nodding her head. Her desk mate called her several times.

"Ji Shumiao!" Yan Wei could no longer bear it, "Come up and do this question!"

The multimedia teaching equipment projects an exercise from the book: A machine tool factory produces a batch of parts, of which 196 parts are qualified and 4 parts are scrapped. The qualified rate is ( ). According to this calculation, 600 parts will be processed and ( ) will be qualified.

Ji Shumiao took a look: "98%, 588."

严维换了一道题：50比 40 多( )%，15 比( )少40%，( )比 2.4少 25%.

Ji Shumiao: "25%, 25, 1.8."

Many people take tutoring classes during the summer vacation to study in advance, but I have never seen Yan Wei who can figure out the answer at a glance. He has to do some rough calculations.

Yan Wei asked with a straight face: "Do you have the answers to the exercises?"

"You'll learn it after just one look." Ji Shumiao said helplessly, "Can I sit down now?"

Ji Shumiao didn't want to be so arrogant, but his strength didn't allow it.

Yan Wei was upset and waved his hand for her to sit down.

After class, Ji Shumiao was inevitably called to Yan Wei's office for a lecture. The main idea was that one should not be proud but should be humble and studious, and that humility makes people progress, and there are always people better than you.

Ji Shumiao nodded: "I know, I know. I'm just getting started. I just did some exercises. Those math geniuses only did Olympiad math problems. I just learned a little faster. I will continue to work hard and won't be proud."

"You've already said everything, what do you want me to say?" Yan Wei pouted, "What did you learn in advance?"

"I've almost finished my junior high school curriculum."

"Still want to skip a grade?"

"I'm considering it, but I haven't decided yet." Ji Shumiao spread his hands.

Yan Wei said, "From now on, you are not allowed to sleep in class. You must study on your own. I will talk to other teachers. As long as you don't affect other students, I will leave you alone."

"What about the homework?" Ji Shumiao became more and more demanding.

Yan Wei looked annoyed: "Write it or not!"

Ji Shumiao made a heart shape with his hands: "I don't like writing, but I love you~"

"Go away!" Yan Wei looked disgusted.

Ji Shumiao returned to the classroom humming a cheerful nursery rhyme, and saw his deskmate being bullied.

A little boy threw the bag of spicy noodles he had just eaten on the girl's desk: "Bitch, this is for you."

My deskmate hurriedly took away the packaging bag, but the red oil still flowed out and stained the new textbook.

Amid the laughter of the crowd, the girl's eyes turned red and she walked towards the trash can next to the back door of the classroom with the plastic bag.

This farce seems to have been played out countless times.

Ji Shumiao stopped her, took the bag from her hand, grabbed the boy's hair, and stuffed the bag into his mouth when he cried out in pain: "Bastard brother, you should eat it yourself."

Since there is no school bully, let these green kids see what a real school bully is.

For children, every little thing is a big deal and they can laugh at the slightest thing.

Amid the laughter of the crowd and Ji Shumiao's gaze, the boy stepped back, spit out the packaging bag in his mouth, pointed at Ji Shumiao and said, "I'm going to tell Teacher Yan! Just wait!"

"Go ahead and sue me! If I don't, you're my grandson!" Ji Shumiao replied in a louder voice, "By the way, tell him how you usually bully your classmates."

"Coward! You're even afraid of girls."

Someone laughed quietly.

"How does it feel to be laughed at? How does it feel to be bullied?" Ji Shumiao turned around and asked another girl, "Plunger, how does it feel to be called an insulting nickname?"

Ji Shumiao looked around the classroom with a disdainful look in his eyes: "Everyone else is doing this, so if I don't do it, I will seem unsociable. Do you all think so? Only flies and maggots like to be sociable. Before you do anything, please use your underdeveloped brains and cerebellums to think about what it would feel like if the person you want to do was you?"

"Don't do good deeds even if they are small, and don't do bad deeds even if they are small. What? Have you read all your books into dog stomachs?" Ji Shumiao sneered, "I don't care what happened in the past, but if anyone dares to bully my deskmate again in the future, I will definitely pay him back double. Did you hear that clearly?"

Everyone nodded like quails: "I heard it clearly."

The bell rang and the students returned to their seats.

The girl at the same table had already burst into tears. She sniffed and thanked her: "Thank you."

This was the first time someone defended her.

Ji Shumiao wiped his hands with tissues and handed two to her to wipe her tears: "You're welcome. Come play with me in the future and I'll protect you."

This class was an English class. Perhaps Yan Wei had already informed the teacher, but the English teacher refused to believe in evil and insisted on asking Ji Shumiao to read the text.

Ji Shumiao studied Business English in college in his previous life and had a professional English level of CET-8. He could read elementary school texts fluently without an accent and answer all the questions raised by the teacher in English fluently. His vocabulary astounded the teacher.

The English teacher waved her hand and said, "Okay, you can do your own thing in class from now on."

When the classmates looked at Ji Shumiao, there was awe and admiration in their eyes.

Ji Shumiao finally found out the name of his deskmate - Liu Jianmei - through his English homework book.

She thought it was just a nickname.

My deskmate covered his homework book with a forced smile: "I...my family is from the countryside, and we give children cheap names so they are easier to raise."

When giving a cheap name, it is just a nickname, and words like cat, dog, cow, and sheep are used. Who would use the word "cheap" as a full name?

Ji Shumiao held his chin with his hands: "I'll call you Qingqing. One glance can conquer a city, another glance can conquer a country. With eyes this beautiful, that's what I should call you."

The girl was very shy: "It's not suitable, I... I don't deserve it."

"Very suitable." Ji Shumiao pouted and teased her: "Qingqing, kiss~"

The girl smiled and dodged.

In the new semester, everyone used new exercise books, but Qingqing was the only one who used an old exercise book. She copied the words one by one with a pencil, and she did it very seriously.

There were traces of words being erased on the exercise book, so it seemed that the exercise book had been reused.

Ji Shumiao held his chin with one hand as he watched her doing her homework. Thinking back to the clothes she was wearing when he saw her yesterday, it was likely that this girl's family background was not just poor.

Ji Shumiao sighed softly in his heart.