Reborn with a Cell Phone 2007

Ji Shumiao's brain was working frantically, trying to review all the creatures he had teased in his two lifetimes, but at this moment, he was extremely nervous and his mind was as confused as hot tofu dregs.

The girl in front of him smiled playfully: "You have teased many people?"

Ji Shumiao shrank his neck like a hairless quail: "There are...some."

Uncle Hu: "Awesome! You are so young, but you are really promising!"

"Ji Yu." The girl reminded.

Ji Shumiao explained in a low voice: "I didn't know that Senior Ji Yu was already in a relationship. I just... thought he was very handsome, so I wanted to get to know him..."

"Oh—" the girl said with a slow tone, as if she had suddenly realized something, "You think he's handsome?"

Ji Shumiao struggled desperately: "I'm... I'm sorry..."

The girl clenched her fist and swung it, and Ji Shumiao screamed and held her head.

"You have good taste. This is for you." The girl spread out her palm, and in her palm was a chocolate with a liquor-filled filling.

Ji Shumiao: "...Ah? Oh."

Ji Shumiao took it timidly: "Thank you...thank you cousin."

Fortune and wealth are achieved through risk. The title of "cousin's wife" obviously pleased the girl, and the smile on her face became more sincere.

Uncle Hu looked at this and then at that: "Aren't you going to pull my hair?"

The girl said in a cheerful tone: "I told him he was very handsome, but he insisted that he was just ordinary. He is simply unconvinced."

Ji Shumiao nodded vigorously: "Yes, yes, yes, cousin Ji Yu is so handsome, he should be the school hunk of our school! Those people have no taste, the hunk they chose is so ugly that he is not even worthy of carrying cousin Ji Yu's shoes. But then again, inferiority complex is the best dowry for a man."

Uncle Hu: "Awesome! You are so flexible at such a young age."

The girl snapped her fingers. "Dowry? I like that term!"

The meeting was about to begin, and the staff came to ask the girl to return to her seat.

"My name is Tan Qiu." The girl blinked.

"Ji Shumiao."

Tan Qiu laughed, looking in a good mood. He returned to his seat, still sitting in a boneless position, with one hand supporting his head.

So cocky, but so cool.

Uncle Hu behind him sighed with regret.

Ji Shumiao: "... he is disrespectful to his elders and doesn't mind watching the fun."

Uncle Hu's eyes wandered as he studied the patterns on the ceiling and whistled softly.

Ji Shumiao: "..."

Within half an hour, two indescribable wild relatives appeared.

The leaders came in one after another, and after a brief opening speech, the commendation ceremony officially began.

Everyone sat upright with excitement, and Tan Qiu crossed his legs, moving the foot in the air briskly, as if he was not afraid of anyone.

When someone goes on stage to receive an award, the host will give a few words about the reason for the award, but more often there is no explanation at all. In addition, many winners did not come to the stage, but were received by other people on their behalf.

The secret research institute had a group medal, while Tan Qiu had a personal medal; Uncle Hu received a medal on behalf of a secretive unit...

When it was Ji Shumiao's turn to go on stage, she was so nervous that her hands and feet were shaking. When the medal representing the country's highest honor was placed on her chest, Ji Shumiao whispered, "I feel unworthy of it."

The senior leader who presented her with the award smiled kindly and said, "Then take it as encouragement."

There was a state banquet after the commendation ceremony. When leaving the auditorium, Tan Qiu held a lollipop in her mouth and hooked her finger at Ji Shumiao. Ji Shumiao went there happily: "Sister Tan Qiu, what's the matter?"

"Sit with me."

"That's not good. The location should have been arranged in advance."

Ji Shumiao's worries were unnecessary, as she and Tan Qiu were originally arranged to be together.

The middle-aged man next to Tan Qiu, who looks like an old woman and has been through a lot, is called Zhang Wentao, and he is also the deputy director of the institute. Perhaps because Tan Qiu likes her, Deputy Director Zhang loves Ji Shumiao and is very warm and considerate to her.

The state banquet adopts a separate dining system, with each person serving four dishes and one soup. The meals are exquisite but not extravagant, with Huaiyang cuisine being the main dish.

Tan Qiu ordered two servings and ate them all. Ji Shumiao was shocked. Tan Qiu looked slender and didn't look like someone who could eat a lot, but her mouth was always full. She even had candy in her mouth when she went on stage to receive the award.

After dinner, she peeled another candy and put it into her mouth. Seeing Ji Shumiao's puzzled look, she generously gave her a candy.

Ji Shumiao took it and thanked him: "Sister, won't you get cavities like this?"

Tan Qiu replied expressionlessly: "Yes."

Zhang Wentao explained to her: "Xiaoqiu needs high-calorie food to maintain brain function."

Ji Shumiao didn't quite understand what was going on and was greatly shocked.

"She likes you very much, that's why she gave you candy." Zhang Wentao's tone was a little sour.

"It's my honor." Ji Shumiao said as he took out the chocolate with liquor filling, "Doble likes it!"

Zhang Wentao was so angry that he beat his chest: "This is her favorite candy. So far, she has only given it to Ji Yu, the cabbage!"

Because it is alcohol-based, it is strictly limited.

Ji Shumiao held it up with both hands: "I want to take it home and worship it!"

Zhang Wentao turned his head and looked at Tan Qiu: "I want one too! Can I get one in my lifetime?"

"No."

Zhang Wentao looked like he was about to cry.

Ji Shumiao: "..."

Are all national elites like this?

Uncle Hu was leaving, so he came over to say goodbye to Ji Shumiao: "Little friend, we'll see you again if we're lucky."

I don’t know if I can see you again in my lifetime.

Ji Shumiao stood up and saluted him with his hand. Uncle Hu laughed and stretched out his mutilated right hand to return the salute.

Ji Shumiao couldn't find Lu Binghe, and didn't know whether to wait for him or go back by himself.

The people from the research institute were about to leave, and Tan Qiu also stood up and left, but was kept back by the staff who came over. Ji Shumiao was also kept back, and the two were invited to a small meeting room.

Zhang Wentao stayed with Tan Qiu. The three of them sat in the small conference room drinking tea and chatting. Tan Qiu was eating fruit and occasionally interjected.

"Little boy, what did you do to get here?" Zhang Wentao asked.

Ji Shumiao: "Can I tell you this?"

Tan Qiu: "She predicted the earthquake."

Zhang Wentao applauded in amazement: "So amazing!"

Ji Shumiao was even more shocked than him: "How did you know?"

Tan Qiu tapped his head gently.

Zhang Wentao explained in a good-natured way: "I inferred it based on the information I got. Have you seen Sherlock Holmes? All the clues just connected in my mind."

Ji Shumiao realized later that he had no secrets in front of Tan Qiu, and his scalp suddenly tingled: "Is... is that so?"

Tan Qiu held up a piece of cantaloupe and looked at her and said, "Theoretically, rebirth does exist."

Ji Shumiao was so shocked that he almost fell off his chair.

Tan Qiu: "In fact, rebirth does exist."

Ji Shumiao wanted to force a smile, but she couldn't do it - would they take her back to the research institute for anatomical research? !