Siheyuan: A blessed place to start
Chapter 75: A stinky fish spoils a pot of soup
Chen Dahai almost laughed out loud, but he didn't blame the section chief. He was a man of his rank, living in a small Western-style building, so how could he know about the interesting things happening in the alleys?
But now the whole Tongluo Alley knows about the incident of Xu Damao's bleeding crotch.
"Da Hai, are you planning to invite Tie Dan to perform? And let Damao be the gravel?"
"Then who is Tiedan?"
The other two colleagues who didn't live nearby also joined in. Chen Dahai laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his back, while Xu Damao's face turned ashen, and he wished he could find a hole in the ground to crawl into.
"Chen Dahai, if you dare to tell anyone, I will never forgive you."
After hearing Xu Damao's threats, the section chief realized something was wrong. "Okay, just perform a show but don't make a fool of yourself. It's time for dinner, let's go eat."
"Okay, Chief, rest assured that we will carry forward the fine traditions of the Propaganda Department and will not embarrass you."
After that, everyone walked out of the department.
However, as soon as they left the office building, a few curious people called Chen Dahai aside to share their joy.
From then on, the matter was no longer a secret not only in the Propaganda Department, but also in the entire steel mill within an afternoon.
At noon in the cafeteria, although everyone was tired after a morning of work, they still had smiles on their faces because the annual holiday would begin in a few days.
Everyone was discussing New Year's affairs in groups of three or four. Although supplies were scarce at that time, the festive atmosphere was strong.
Especially on the topic of New Year's Eve dinner, everyone is ready to have a good meal.
After all, after a year of hard work, I can finally enjoy a meal of dumplings.
"Hey, that's not right, why does the food smell so bad today!"
"Hmm... I also think it's too good. How did Master He do this?"
Several people smelled a peculiar smell at the window and hurried to ask. Although their stomachs were rumbling, they couldn't eat in the stench!
Sha Zhu glanced at it with a frown, "That's the taste, eat it if you want!"
"Hey, Master He, you are not right during Chinese New Year. What do you mean by eat it or not? We bought this with our tickets. Why should we eat this rotten rice?"
"Wang Jianye, stop talking nonsense, it doesn't smell like rice to me..."
"Hey hey...what's wrong with you two?!"
Workshop 2 just had an extra overtime meeting at noon, and now they have just arrived at the cafeteria and are at the end of the line to eat.
But there were two gods of war standing in front of him.
As soon as these words were spoken, they instantly attracted everyone's attention and they all looked over.
Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong kept sighing with their heads down. Damn, they had clearly missed the meal time, but why did they meet so many people today?
"Isn't this Master Yi from Workshop 1? What happened to you? Did you fall into the manure pit? The stench is terrible!"
"That's right, Masters, you two came to the cafeteria to eat with a smell on your body, which affects our meal. No one can swallow the stench!"
A few months ago, Yi Zhonghai was an eighth-level fitter. No matter where he went, he was respected in front of others. But now, he has experienced the feeling of being bullied by dogs in plain sight.
He was laughed at by everyone like a stray dog.
He suppressed his anger and wanted to say something back, but more and more people gathered. If a quarrel started, he would not be at an advantage.
And it was undoubtedly a public display of humiliation for himself by having been punished to clean the toilet.
Thinking of this, he turned around stubbornly and prepared to bury all the grievances in his heart.
But Shazhu inserted a lever, and with a snap a pair of small feet stepped onto the chair.
Pointing at everyone and biting them madly, "Mani, everyone, this is the cafeteria, we all come here to eat, why can't there be room for more people!"
Yi Zhonghai kept winking at Sha Zhu, but Sha Zhu thought Yi Zhonghai was praising him for a good job, and he became more and more excited.
"We are all great proletarian workers. There is no distinction between noble and humble work, high and low. Do you understand this?
The two masters don't smell bad at all, it's a symbol of hard work. The stronger the smell, the more it shows how serious and meticulous they are at work! You should all learn from them, what kind of ideological awareness do you all have?"
As he said that, Sha Zhu waved his hand and said, "Two uncles, please move forward quickly. I will personally serve you two meals!"
Everyone covered their noses with their hands, and their expressions were worse than each other, but somehow they were convinced by Sha Zhu. What a great job that is equal for all, but they really couldn't swallow this meal!
Liu Haizhong snorted with satisfaction and glanced at him smugly.
"Director Wang, you are here."
"Hello, Director Wang!"
Wang Kuirong came to the kitchen to do some work, but the deeper he went, the more he felt that something was not right about the cafeteria.
I was thinking, what if someone stepped in shit with their shoes?
This smell!
As he passed by the source, Wang Kuirong took two deep breaths through his nose. The moment he saw Yi Zhonghai, he vomited all his lunch with a "wow" sound.
Now the smell in the cafeteria has become a hodgepodge.
"Director, what's wrong with you? Zhuzi, quickly get him some water."
Liu Haizhong was used to flattery, so he was the first one to rush forward when this happened. However, Wang Kuirong's taste buds were stimulated again, and he vomited all over Liu Haizhong with a vomiting sound.
In an instant, everyone else in the cafeteria stepped back in fear. Even if they could tolerate the smell of manure, they could not tolerate the filth on the floor!
Who doesn’t care about mood when eating?
Those who didn't have food fled to the cafeteria, and those who were eating ran away with their bowls in hand. They couldn't stay in this place of trouble for even a second longer.
"Both of you...get out!"
Wang Kuirong kept pushing Liu Haizhong away, but Liu Haizhong was covered with residue from the gastrointestinal wash, so he couldn't stand here or walk away.
"Go!"
Wang Kuirong could not hold it any longer and roared again. Yi Zhonghai quickly pulled Liu Haizhong away, and the people in the cafeteria pinched their noses and wanted to come forward to help, but they could not get over the pain in their hearts.
"He Yuzhu, bring the water over here."
Wang Kuirong took a quick look and saw Sha Zhu holding a bowl of water, so he stared at him.
But Sha Zhu hesitated, looking back every three steps and retreating every two steps. If the same thing happened to an old man, he would rush forward without saying a word.
But Wang Kuirong always bullied him, otherwise the factory director would like the food he cooks, and he would not be able to eat in the second canteen.
So he handed over a glass of water very reluctantly, and Wang Kuirong did not remember his kindness. After all, he knew that he and Yi Zhonghai were neighbors in the same courtyard, so he was also implicated in this matter.
"He Yuzhu, please pack up. I'll go to the medical department to see the doctor."
After saying that, Wang Kuirong quickly fled from the cafeteria, while Sha Zhu slammed the bowl and cursed his ancestors in his heart.
"Ma Hua! Why are you standing so far away? Hurry up and clean it up!"
Ma Hua was stunned when his name was suddenly called. It is true that I am an apprentice, but I am only responsible for the work in the kitchen. How can you let me do this?
Seeing that he didn't move, Sha Zhu gave him a sharp look, and Ma Hua instantly became timid.
It is not easy to learn from a master these days, not to mention that cooking is a craft and you rely on the master to feed you!
You have to obey!
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