Siheyuan: A blessed place to start

The third uncle saw that most people were present and spoke slowly.

"Okay, let me say a few words first. Uncle One and Uncle Two are ill and cannot attend the meeting. I will host this meeting before the New Year."

"Tsk, you might as well just say that those two gentlemen were just punished to clean the toilet for a month and they are too embarrassed to come out and see people!"

Xu Damao spoke angrily, and everyone else followed suit and started talking, except Sha Zhu who was unhappy.

"Xu Damao, you are such a chatterbox. If you say one more word, I will kill you today."

"Uncle, are you going to let us tell the truth? Why don't you talk about the two brothers sweeping the toilet? If you have the ability, don't let others punish you!"

"Fuck you, you fucking ..."

Sha Zhu picked up the brick on the ground and was about to hit Xu Damao, but the ghost hid behind Xiao Weiguo. Meeting Xiao Weiguo's sharp eyes, Sha Zhu hesitated.

The third uncle saw that the time was right and slammed the teacup, "What are you doing, idiot?

Whether or not there is a third uncle like me, Xu Damao, you should shut up and stop telling the truth."

"Hey, are you really that good?"

Sha Zhu was so angry that he had no place to vent it and really wanted to just leave. However, he was afraid that if he left, they would make fun of the old man without restraint, so he sat down again.

"Okay, let's get down to business in this cold weather. I don't have time to watch you guys perform tricks here."

It’s not Xiao Weiguo’s fault for being nosy. It was really cold that day. Besides, there was a beauty in the room. It was already a honor for her to come out for the meeting.

"Who do you say is a monkey?"

Sha Zhu muttered something and rolled his eyes at Xiao Weiguo. The hatred of having his wife stolen was irreconcilable.

The third uncle chuckled and continued, "We will continue this year's custom of writing couplets, but it's a new year, so let's try something new."

"But who can come up with new words? Of course it's me. Uh... I'll provide the ink, and you all provide the paper. I just talked about the new society and new atmosphere. As the only person in charge of the hospital, I won't charge you that little bit of money. Let's be generous for once. I'll do my best for you all."

"Hey, ok!"

"Okay, Third Master, you are open-minded!"

Everyone was naturally happy to hear that they didn't charge any money, but Sha Zhu stood up slowly with a droopy face, "What do you mean by good? You are the only one in charge of the courtyard. What do you mean by you are the boss and the second in command is dead?"

Yan Fugui glanced at him and thought, you bastard, you are such a troublemaker.

"Silly Zhu, sit down. Uncle San hasn't finished talking yet. You have to learn to respect your teachers, understand?"

Wherever Shazhu stands, Xu Damao will always come to interfere. There's nothing he can do about it; he can't change the bad habit of sitting down that he's had since he was a child.

"You want me to respect him? He has to be that person! He's pretending to be the boss while the old man is not around!"

Yan Jiecheng couldn't stand it any longer. "Is there anyone like you, idiot? Why do you listen to your uncle like a grandson? My dad is in a meeting, can't you say a few words?"

"Hey, you can't!"

Sha Zhu started to act recklessly, putting his hands in his sleeves and holding on, saying, "This is just who I am. You can do whatever you want. Anyway, I can't be a big shot."

"I understand now. Don't argue with a fool. Silly Zhu, go call the old man to the meeting."

Xiao Weiguo said awkwardly, isn't this Yi Zhonghai hiding because he is afraid of being exposed in public? He must show his face.

Sha Zhu hesitated for a moment. He was not really stupid, so how could he not know what Yi Zhonghai was thinking.

"Shazhu, please go. It's a tradition for the hospital to hold a meeting before the New Year. How can Yi Zhonghai not attend? He is not dead... He has to crawl here anyway."

Xu Damao took advantage of Xiao Weiguo's words to vent his anger, and Sha Zhu finally found a place to release the anger he had been holding.

"Fuck you, Xu Da Mao! You can't spit out ivory from a dog's mouth. Take my kick, grandson."

Xu Damao was pointing at Sha Zhu and preparing to start a fight when he was caught off guard and kicked so hard that his balls were almost broken.

In an instant, he fell to the ground and curled up like a shrimp, holding his crotch and screaming in pain.

"How dare you hit someone, you idiot!"

"Bah, let him talk dirty and see if he is solid."

The third uncle was so angry that he rolled his eyes. This idiot was going to fly to the sky!

Although the two had been fighting since childhood, the children in the front, back and middle courtyards were divided into three small gangs, and they naturally belonged to two different gangs.

Although Xu Damao was used to being kicked, this was the first time he was kicked head-on without dodging at all like today.

In addition, Sha Zhu was very angry and didn't care about the severity of the situation. Xu Damao was in so much pain that beads of sweat were running down his face.

The onlookers were condemning Sha Zhu one after another, and Xiao Weiguo took a closer look and realized that something was not right.

Xu Damao’s crotch turned red?

"Shazhu, hurry up and pull the cart to take Xu Damao to the hospital!"

Sha Zhu was still gloating, "Why shouldn't I go?"

bang

Xiao Weiguo kicked him hard, sending him two meters away, and he almost fell down.

The scene fell silent instantly.

Sha Zhu was also confused, and his eyes began to glow red as he looked at Xiao Weiguo.

"Xiao Weiguo..."

"If you don't want to eat peanuts, hurry up, or you'll be exhausted!"

Only then did everyone notice Xu Damao lying on the ground, and he was as quiet as a dead person.

"Oh my god, Xu Damao is bleeding!"

The three aunts noticed something unusual, and everyone gathered around and realized the seriousness of the matter, and they all became confused.

"Hurry up, Shazhu, go borrow a cart. Xu Damao is unconscious."

"You kicked me so hard that I'm bleeding. Send me to the hospital immediately."

……

Shazhu blinked his eyes, swallowed his saliva, and became so nervous that his scalp was numb.

"Hey ... hey!"

Everyone helped to lift him into the car. Sha Zhu pulled the car and a few young boys escorted him to the hospital.

There was a lot of discussion in the yard. Yan Fugui dropped the teacup twice. Xiao Weiguo couldn't stand it anymore.

"Let's adjourn the meeting, Third Uncle. As the only uncle in charge of the hospital, shouldn't you go to the hospital with me now? Show your patriarchal demeanor."

Seeing Xiao Weiguo going home, everyone dispersed.

"Hey, I haven't finished yet. Writing couplets is also physical labor. Although it's free, each family can give some peanuts and sunflower seeds as a token of appreciation."

"Yes, this is entirely voluntary, just give as you see fit."

The three aunts were helping out, and in the blink of an eye the yard was empty, and no one responded to the conversation.

Only the Yan family was left standing in the yard, sighing.

"Old man, they've gone too far."

"That's right, Dad. They don't take you seriously at all!"

Yan Fugui was already very angry at the moment, and his family members poured a basin of cold water on him, making him even more furious.

"Shut up and go home!"