Siheyuan: A blessed place to start

Wang Fangfang hesitated for a moment, roast chicken?

Is it roast chicken or...

Wang Fangfang was hesitant for a moment. Xu Damao came back in a hurry early this morning and indeed brought her a roast chicken!

But he said to just eat it and not ask where it came from, and he even argued with me, saying that what he bought was roast duck, not roast chicken.

Have you ever seen a pig run even though you have never eaten pork?

You can always tell whether it is a chicken or a duck!

While she was still hesitating, Xu Damao pushed his cart and went to work, claiming that he had another mission today and had to go to the big commune to show movies in person.

So Wang Fangfang no longer worried about this matter. No matter whether it was chicken or duck, as long as it could be eaten, it was a good thing.

This is the food that can provide milk for the baby!

Wang Fangfang blinked slightly nervously, and ripples appeared in her heart, but soon, the image of a shrew emerged.

"Third uncle, you sound like you are questioning me! Don't forget, you are no longer the uncle in charge. Do I need to report to you what my family eats and uses? Let's not talk about this for now. Look at what time it is. You and Second uncle pushed the door and walked in, not caring whether there are men in our family. What on earth do you want to do!"

As she spoke, Wang Fangfang tightened her clothes, trying to make them wrap around herself more tightly. After she said this, several families next door came out to watch the fun.

How can you sleep if you don’t watch such a big event?

"Weiguo, you are here too, what's going on?"

"Yes, they are still awake in the middle of the night. I heard Xu Damao's wife yelling, why are these two uncles sneaking into someone else's house instead of sleeping?"

Hearing this, Xiao Weiguo laughed like a pig!

Pfft haha!

"Old Yan, Old Yan, you are ruining your reputation! What Dali said is right. Why are you, an old man, sneaking into someone's house in the middle of the night?"

As he spoke, Xiao Weiguo took out a cigarette and watched the excitement quietly, even though it was a little chilly outside.

Everyone was freezing, but that couldn't stop their enthusiasm.

"Uncle, what do you want? You are a teacher who claims to educate people, but you actually do something shameful?"

"Haha, Uncle Third, this old tree has blossomed!"

……

As soon as Chen Dapao and his men came up, they started to laugh at Yan Fugui, whose old face turned red and he wished he could just crawl into the pile of dirt and bury himself.

Liu Haizhong was afraid that he would be impeached the next second, so he was quietly reversing, hoping to retreat to the outside of Xu Damao's door without being discovered.

But how could he escape Xiao Weiguo's sharp eyes?

"Second uncle, why are you joining in the fun? Could it be that three people did this?"

Ok?

That's a very well said thing!

The people in the yard looked at each other, indicating that they had eaten a big melon.

Wang Fangfang couldn't stand it anymore and got angry!

"Xiao Weiguo, what are you talking about with your mouth full of shit! If you say one more word, I'll tear your mouth apart!"

Wang Fangfang's overbearing and aggressive personality gave Yan Fugui and Liu Haizhong goose bumps for no reason. They originally thought that Zhang Cuifang in the courtyard was already the originator of the shrew world, but they didn't expect that the one standing in front of them at this moment was also the one who provoked them, which was even worse.

Whether it was the sound or the appearance, the posture of him with his hands on his hips and ready to fight at any time made them feel timid.

I have to admit that the two old men were really scared.

But Xiao Weiguo has nothing to fear if his shadow is crooked. I am just here to watch the fun, so what do I have to be afraid of!

"Hey, hey, hey, don't let innocent people get hurt! What I said and what I told you are not the same thing! Don't get me wrong, sister-in-law!"

Xiao Weiguo kept calling her sister-in-law, which made Wang Fangfang so angry that she wanted to attack him directly. However, due to Xiao Weiguo's fighting ability and Xu Damao not being at home, she had to swallow her anger.

"Okay, since you and I are not talking about the same thing, let's talk about it separately. What exactly are you talking about? What on earth could make you make such a joke?"

Wang Fangfang shouted at the top of her lungs, fearing that the neighbors in the yard couldn't hear her and would be unable to testify in support of her.

"Haha, sister-in-law, it seems that you really don't know, so I will take the trouble to explain to you what happened tonight!"

"Speaking of which, this was really done by three people together, but you just don't know it, sister-in-law!"

Wang Fangfang's face was distorted with anger, her entire face turned red, and she put her hands on her hips, ready to attack at any time.

"Today, Xu Damao, Yan Fugui, and Liu Haizhong came to my restaurant for dinner. In name, they came to show their support, but I believe everyone can guess what's going on! I won't say more..."

In this way, Xiao Weiguo left them with endless imagination!

Everyone in the courtyard looked at each other and instantly understood what he meant.

Who doesn't understand who? They wish that if Yan Fugui took off his pants everyone would be able to guess what he was farting about. Is there any need to doubt it?

Wang Fangfang looked at Xiao Weiguo in surprise, indicating that she really didn't know about this.

"After we ordered the dishes, a dramatic scene occurred. Xu Damao ran away with the roast chicken, leaving only Lao Yan and Lao Liu, who had weak legs and feet, behind to avoid running away..."

"Wrong! We didn't even want to run away!"

Liu Haizhong felt something was wrong and quickly added something.

Yan Fugui kept silent and was looking for an opportunity to slip away. There was not only Xu Damao in the world who could do this.

"Okay, I'll just pretend you didn't mean to run away. But when it came time to pay the bill, hmph, it was all over! The two started to play dirty, saying that Xu Damao tricked them into coming here, and they saw that there weren't many people in the restaurant, so they came to show their support..."

Yan Fugui couldn't help but speak up, "We do think so. Do the few people in your store think it's acceptable?"

"Hey, Third Uncle, you are wrong. It's not dinner time, so why are there any guests?"

"Even if you are a wealthy family, you still have to follow the meal times. Our restaurant is not open during that time, so when you say there is no customer in the restaurant, isn't that just an excuse to eat and drink for free?"

Yan Fugui thought about it and it seemed to be right.

After nodding his head silently a few times, he came to his senses and said, "What's right? This is not right!"

"If it wasn't for Xu Damao, we wouldn't be in such a mess!"