Siheyuan: A blessed place to start

In an instant, the backyard exploded. Da Liu and his companions screamed with their mouths wide open, stumbling and running like crazy, shouting.

Only Liu Haizhong and Yi Zhonghai, who were closest to the opponent, couldn't move their 180-pound thighs.

Yi Zhonghai's whole body couldn't help but tremble, not only did he have a few bumps on the ground, but his hair also stood up.

His bangs looked like he had suffered a stroke, the corners of his mouth were slightly open, and saliva was trickling down through the gap.

Her legs had become like vibrating machines, and she was constantly doing the leg-shaking dance.

"You...are you a human or a ghost...don't come over here!"

Just when Liu Da and his companions fled to the front yard, a scream from the backyard completely frightened everyone in the yard.

Everyone looked at each other and subconsciously wanted to run home. Just as they were about to leave, they remembered that there was danger in the house, so they all ran out.

He ran and shouted, "There's a ghost!"

It's haunted!

Because the situation outside was turbulent and people were in turmoil, everyone looked at the people in Compound No. 95 with strange eyes, but they didn't think about anything else.

After all, who wouldn’t be scared in the face of such a huge disaster?

But this was the first time that someone was scared to such an extent by the rumors.

In the backyard, Xiao Weiguo slowly opened the moon gate and witnessed a historic scene.

There was actually a lot of wetness under Liu Haizhong and Yi Zhonghai's feet...

The two brothers were so scared that they didn't even notice their urinary incontinence. It would be a shame not to ask someone to come and see such a big party.

So he walked in and took a look. Hmm? This smell of wine lees!

At this time, the old lady was lying on the ground with her eyes wide open, obviously frightened by the two old men.

Good man, what a misunderstanding! You thought I was reborn and I thought you were a fool!

"Weiguo... this... look at what's going on!"

Liu Haizhong was howling in a crying voice, and his hands were shaking like rattles.

Old Yi and the old lady looked at each other, and seeing that their expressions were subtle and seemed to have recovered a little, Xiao Weiguo quickly pulled the two old men out.

"Run, man! The old lady will take you two away soon!"

So with Xiao Weiguo's exclamation, the three of them ran out like the wind, and even Liu Hai, whose legs and feet were out of place, ran at the speed of a 100-meter sprint.

He was gritting his teeth and grinning, almost crying while running!

"Old Yi... come back soon! Don't leave me!"

The old lady behind him called out like a god, her voice trembling and a little vicissitudes of life, which frightened Old Yi so much that he was almost out of his wits!

"Wu... Old lady, please don't come to me. I've always been the best to you!"

Yi Zhonghai was running and shouting. I don’t know if the person in the yard heard him, but the people standing outside the yard watching the fun were pretty scared.

They were already in a trance and felt like the ground was shaking at any moment, and then Lao Yi's shout frightened them all and made them extremely nervous.

Xiao Weiguo brought the man directly to the crowd, and under the watchful eyes of everyone, Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong were completely exposed!

Anyone with a clear eye can see what's wrong with the crotches of these two men. Their tight shorts are stuck to their thighs, making them all wet!

Moreover, Lao Liu also had a smell of urine, which made Xiao Weiguo seriously suspect that Lao Liu had diabetes.

"Brother Xiao... two gentlemen... what's going on?"

Chen Dapao, who loves to watch the show, revealed the secret in one sentence. The onlookers, who were also unaware of the situation, all looked in the direction where Chen Dapao's hand led them directly to the crotches of the two uncles!

Liu Haizhong and Yi Zhonghai looked at each other, and it seemed that they realized something was wrong, and their legs had switched from shaking mode to silent mode.

He stood there motionless with a look of astonishment on his face, almost crying with anger.

"These two old guys are scared to death!"

"Haha, this No. 95 compound is really full of talented people. They even joined in the fun when there was an earthquake, and they still think it's not big enough!"

"That's right. Usually I see those two yelling and shouting, so now they are scared!"

"It's just an earthquake, what's the big deal? You don't need to run for a small earthquake, but you can't run for a big earthquake. If you don't understand this, why are you pretending to be so great?"

"The quality of his mind is not much higher than our ideological awareness!"

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Everyone started whispering to each other, and Xiao Weiguo saw that the time was right and quickly made the final move.

"No, no, no, everyone! What are you discussing? What's this about being a coward or not? That has nothing to do with that!"

Xiao Weiguo asked with a look of innocent curiosity, saying that he knew nothing. What are you talking about? Neighbors, please share your experiences together!

Old Zhang from the next yard raised his eyebrows disdainfully, "Weiguo, didn't you see that their crotches are wet..."

Just now everyone was whispering in secret, but now Old Zhang has revealed the secret. The two old men felt a chill not only below their waists but also in their hearts!

"Your crotch is wet? Who is it? He was so scared that he peed himself! Who are you talking about, Uncle Zhang?"

As he said this, Xiao Weiguo lowered his trousers to show that he did not do such a cowardly thing.

The people around him were speechless for a moment. You haven't figured out this matter yet? Or are you still pretending to be stupid?

The next second, following everyone's astonished eyes, Xiao Weiguo slowly turned around and looked at the two old men.

At this time, the lost souls of the two old men were gradually coming back. They swallowed their saliva subconsciously, and felt that their thighs felt cold when the breeze blew!

"What's wrong with you two? Aren't you ashamed? How old are you to be scared of such a thing? You're no better than a good old woman!"

Liu Haizhong couldn't stand being scolded by Xiao Weiguo by name!

"You don't know...what's going on in the courtyard! Didn't you see...the old lady? She's resurrected!"

As soon as these words were spoken, all the people watching the show gasped. How could he come back to life out of the blue?

The timid ones have retreated silently, and only a few brave ones have not left due to curiosity.

"Old Liu, what's going on here? Please explain it clearly! Otherwise, you won't be able to explain the matter of your crotch!"

Old Zhang next door has never gotten along with any of the uncles in charge of Compound No. 95. He is not taking advantage of someone's misfortune now. What's more puzzling is that these two old men, who are over a hundred years old in total, have both come from that era of gunpowder and smoke. They have seen everything!

In order to explain the matter of wetting his pants clearly, Liu Haizhong simply spoke frankly.

"Old lady Long in the backyard! She was clearly dead, but she came back to life! Oh my god, I can't stay in this yard anymore. What should I do? It's so shocking. Where can I find a master to solve this problem?"

Old Liu was rubbing his hands anxiously, not noticing Yi Zhonghai's small move nearby.

The little hand kept pulling his pants, indicating that this matter should not be told to anyone, but Liu Haizhong didn't care about that. He felt that if he didn't explain clearly that he had wet his pants, he would not be able to go out and see people in the future!