Siheyuan: A blessed place to start

"Brother Xiao, how do I test my chicken?"

Xu Damao had no interest in the matter of verifying paternity. He just wanted to know how to prove that the chicken was his.

"Brother Damao, this is easy! There is still chicken manure in your chicken coop. The feces of each chicken are closely related to the structure of the chicken meat. We can find out the difference by testing it!"

Everyone was stunned when these words were spoken. Things are so high-tech now.

In the Linlang Corridor in the Central Courtyard, Lou Xiao'e held her stomach and laughed, wiping away tears from time to time.

She really underestimated Xiao Weiguo, thinking that he could only scare people with a lot of noise, but she didn't expect that he was so skilled in deceiving people.

Her ability to uncover the blind with her eyes open is absolutely second to none, but she doesn't understand why these people in the hospital are willing to believe it?

Jia Zhang was obviously a little restless with her eyes raised. Everyone was discussing these high-tech things, but she always felt that Taixuanhu couldn't be real.

But Xu Damao didn't care about so many things. He would take the opportunity to make a fuss about it regardless of whether it was true or not.

"Bang Geng, this is my last chance for you. If you can't catch him, don't blame me for reporting him to the police. We'll go get tested. By then, you won't be able to explain yourself even if you have mouths all over your body. As long as you're convicted, be prepared for the police to arrest you and send you to a juvenile detention center!"

Xu Damao struck while the iron was hot and used both deception and intimidation, but Banggeng was a child after all. Although he didn't understand what the test was, he always felt that this thing was amazing.

It seemed that he could expose his crime of stealing chickens. Once convicted, Xu Damao and Xiao Weiguo would definitely join forces to send him to a juvenile detention center.

It would be really miserable if I left home and had no one to turn to at that time!

"You're still not telling me, right? Come on, follow me to get tested! If the test shows positive, you'll never get out again in your lifetime."

As he said that, Xu Damao took Banggeng's hand and walked out. Banggeng was so scared that he started crying.

"Let me go, don't pull me! Grandma, save me, grandma..."

Jia Zhang rushed forward with a quick step, but bumped into Xiao Weiguo's arms.

"Aunt Jia, after all, Damao's chicken was lost, and it wasn't Banggeng who did it. What are you afraid of? There are so many people in the hospital who have proved it. Xu Damao doesn't dare to do anything to Banggeng. After the test, the two of them will definitely come back and wait for the results!"

Xiao Weiguo grabbed Jia Zhang's arm so that she could not move.

Even though she was as strong as a bull, she couldn't break Xiao Weiguo's iron arms!

"Hurry up and let me go, let me go! Don't be afraid, grandma will protect you."

The grandfather and grandson stretched out their hands in the air, but their hands never touched each other.

Seeing that he couldn't rely on his grandmother in this situation, Banggeng had no choice but to give in.

"I stole this chicken from Xu Damao's house, okay?"

Okay, the case is solved!

Xiao Weiguo smiled awkwardly and let go, allowing Jia Zhang to throw a tantrum.

"That doesn't count. You used coercion and bribery to coerce Bang Geng. Your words don't count!"

The old woman is sharp-tongued, but she has experienced more than a stick, and the old woman is easily intimidated.

"Aunt Jia, please take a break. Banggeng has already admitted it, so why are you still quibbling? Now, what are we going to do about this?"

As he said this, Xu Damao shook his head coolly, and his heart was finally at ease, but he had to vent the anger in his heart.

Seeing that the matter was clear, Lou Xiao'e didn't want to get involved in all this trouble, so she simply went back to the backyard.

I happened to run into the Qin Jingru sisters who were watching the fun.

"Sister Qin, Jingru, why don't you go forward!"

But Qin Huairu turned around and left without saying anything, which made Lou Xiaoe helpless.

"She, what happened to Sister Qin?"

Qin Jingru forced a smile and said, "This is Bang Geng causing trouble again!"

Lou Xiao'e finally reacted, her eyes widened and she slapped her mouth, thinking that she had not thought this matter through enough, but she didn't say anything!

"Sister Xiao'e, don't worry about it. I'm not angry with you. I just feel a little uncomfortable seeing Banggeng like this."

Lou Xiao'e also sighed deeply. It is said that a child's future can be seen at the age of three, but Banggeng is already seven or eight years old, why is he full of thorns? What's the difference between him and a street urchin?

Stealing and robbing are commonplace. If this kid doesn't get himself in control, there's no telling what kind of trouble he'll get into in the future.

Under the constant accusations from everyone in the courtyard, Jia Zhang was forced to bow and apologize on her own initiative, but she could not avoid paying compensation.

"This chicken only costs one yuan in Chaoyang Market. To make Damao feel better, let's do this, sister-in-law. You pay two yuan!"

Even at this point, Yi Zhonghai is still helping the Jia family save money!

Xu Damao felt that he could not miss this good opportunity and continued to ask for a high price.

"No, that won't work. This is a free-range chicken from the countryside. It's the most nutritious to make chicken soup with. I'll need this chicken to nourish Xiao'e during her confinement. Two dollars is a lot of money!"

Jia Zhang glared at him fiercely. Lou Xiao'e, who was not far away, heard that she was involved and simply went back to the house with a pout.

The filth in the yard made her feel suffocated.

With everyone showing their fangs and claws, and with Xiao Weiguo as a troublemaker, the world will surely be in chaos.

Why does the air here feel smelly?

In the house, Lou Xiao'e wanted to escape, while in the yard, Xu Damao was trying to bargain with Jia Zhang.

He asked for five pieces and she cut two.

Xiao Weiguo was scratching his head after hearing this and that.

"Xu Damao, are you scared? Since this chicken is prepared for my wife, it will be very useful."

After hearing this, Yi Zhonghai wanted to bite him.

With his ability, he can raise the price of this chicken to the same as the price of pig!

And Jia Zhang also stared at Xiao Weiguo with a stunned look in her eyes.

"Chief Xiao, this is a matter between our two families, so please don't be nosy. You won't make a penny from this matter, so stop interfering and go home to take good care of your wife. Don't let her fall down accidentally. If the child is killed, you won't know what you will do!"

Jia Zhang's mouth is really too rude.

But with Xiao Weiguo's personality, he won't be spoiled.

He took a few steps forward and started a fierce fight, which made Jia Zhang's nose bleed.

"I respect you and call you Aunt Jia, but you are such a jerk! Just for your curse, I will not be able to let you down if I don't beat you to a pulp!"

Before he finished speaking, another big fight came up.

"Oh my, someone got beaten up! This is terrible! Section Chief Xiao beat someone up! He took advantage of his power to bully others! Is there anyone who can help? This is so unfair!"

Jia Zhang knew she couldn't win, so she just sat on the ground and cried loudly.

Yi Zhonghai slapped his forehead hard and pinched his thighs in anger, "You are a man with long hair and short knowledge, why did you provoke him for no reason!"

Snapped!

I fill your mouth with filth.

Snapped!

I let you curse and do no good.

Snapped!

"Wait, wait...wait...Isn't it okay if I'm wrong?"

Jia Zhang had never seen this trick before. Yi Zhonghai was a victim of this at the beginning. His mouth was swollen for two days after being beaten by Xiao Weiguo.

Seeing that no one came to mediate this time, he decided to be smart.

Looking at Xiao Weiguo's hand hanging in the air, Yi Zhonghai grinned and involuntarily took two steps back.