Reborn as a scavenger mom who turns into a powerful villain

Fenghua deliberately kept the secret, looking at her mother's anxious look, she smiled and said, "Don't worry, let me eat a few bites of banana flowers first."

As he spoke, he took two bites of the banana flower and ate it slowly. He put the banana flower into his mouth, chewed it slowly, his cheeks bulged, and there was a little pride on his face after success.

Feng Li burst out laughing, revealing a row of white teeth, and said, "It doesn't seem to be a big deal! Then can I go to the bathroom?" With a nonchalant smile on her face, her butt was already half off the chair.

Yan Xiaojie was amused and said coquettishly, "Li Ge'er, be serious! This is an important moment." There was tenderness in her voice and no blame in her eyes.

"Okay, okay, as you command! My future sister-in-law!" Feng Li saluted solemnly, standing straight, with her right hand raised high above her head and her palms together, just like a well-trained soldier.

Fenghua finished his meal, gently put down his chopsticks, cleared his throat, and had a solemn expression as if he was about to announce a piece of news that could change the world.

He sat upright, looked around at his family with a determined gaze, and said loudly, "I declare that Xiaojie and I will get married on an auspicious day in a few days!"

When my parents heard this, they smiled brightly, and their wrinkles smoothed out like blooming chrysanthemums. My father's eyes sparkled with joy, and my mother's eyes were wet with excitement. They nodded and said, "Yes, yes, this is a big event, we have to choose an auspicious day!"

Feng Li, however, made a "tsk" sound and said with a curled lip: "I thought my sister-in-law was pregnant! That's a big deal..." There was a mischievous look in her eyes and a sly smile on the corners of her mouth.

"Brother Li, what are you talking about?" Yan Xiaojie's face instantly turned red to her ears, her ears were burning, she was embarrassed and annoyed, and her eyes were wide open. She stood up from the stool and walked quickly towards Feng Li, as if she wanted to teach him a lesson. Seeing this, Feng Li smiled and ran to the backyard.

The sound of their chasing and playing could be heard in the corridor: "I can't hit him, hey, I can't hit him..." Fengli was running in front as light as a deer, turning back and making faces from time to time. Yan Xiaojie was chasing behind, holding a small pillow in her hand, pretending to hit him, but with a smile on her face. The laughter echoed in the yard, full of joy.

Suddenly, Fengli's cell phone rang like a naughty ghost, making a lot of noise in the quiet corridor. Yan Xiaojie seemed to be under a spell, and froze in an instant. The small pillow in her hand was suspended in the air, and her eyes widened as she looked at Fengli curiously.

Fengli shivered violently as if his butt was on fire, then fumbled in his pocket frantically. He finally took out his cell phone and saw that it was a reporter from Qingdao University calling. His eyes suddenly lit up like light bulbs.

Feng Li picked up the phone and deliberately spoke in a loud voice, so loud that it seemed to break the phone: "Hello, reporter from Qingda, I have to tell you, if there is no unexpected situation, such as someone getting pregnant, don't come to me!"

As she spoke, she made faces and their expressions were very rich. Her eyebrows were sometimes raised and sometimes drooped, and her eyes glanced towards Yan Xiaojie from time to time. She looked like a clown performing a comedy.

As soon as these words came out, it was like a super strange-tasting bean, which directly choked the person on the other end of the phone.

There was only a brief silence at first, and then a burst of laughter and scolding like a boiling pot.

"Hey, you have such a thick skin that it can be used as a bulletproof vest. We are good citizens who follow the rules and never do those messy things! Hey, after hearing what you said, I finally understand how your child came about. It turns out that it was created by you, a pervert!"

Fengli laughed like a tumbler, almost throwing his phone away. He laughed and slapped his thighs exaggeratedly, the "pa pa" sound was particularly loud in the yard, and he said loudly: "Haha, no, this is my exclusive secret, you all should learn it well, if you miss this opportunity, you will never have it again. Hey, do you want me to pick an auspicious day, clearly mark the price, and sell you seriously? Just like dealing with unsalable goods, haha."

As she spoke, she stretched out her fingers and gestured in the air, pretending to set prices for the Qingdao University reporter. She looked like a typical profiteer.

Yan Xiaojie laughed so hard that tears welled up in her eyes, like two crystal beads playing bungee jumping in her eye sockets. She covered her stomach with one hand and pointed at Fengli with the other, her body bent like a willow branch in the wind, and said intermittently: "You guy, you never say anything serious, and you talk about other people's life events like selling vegetables in the market."

Qingqing was also as anxious as an ant on a hot pot on the other end of the phone. Her voice changed and she stammered, "Hey, hey, what are you talking about? We are not... Oh, that's not right. We are... Oh, that's not right either."

The sound was like a stuck tape recorder. Sometimes there was sound, and sometimes it was gone. It sounded very funny.

Feng Li held his belly and laughed like a Maitreya Buddha, the flesh on his face was squeezed into a ball, and his eyes were almost narrowed into slits. He was panting while laughing, like an old bellows: "Haha, I didn't expect that the reporter from Qingdao University was also confused by me, hahaha."

Yan Xiaojie listened to their conversation and laughed so hard that she stamped her feet. Her feet were like two little drumsticks, beating the ground rhythmically. She panted and said, "You two are really a funny couple."

After the happy laughter gradually dissipated in the air, Feng Li suddenly became serious, like a master of face-changing, and said, "Okay, let's get back to business after the fun! I have a pair of wonderful people here. Why don't you get together and form a pair? If this works out, it will be a double happiness, and it will definitely be more lively! This is called a young lady riding in a sedan chair - a good thing for the first time."

As she spoke, her eyes sparkled, as if she had already seen the lively scene.

Qingqing said cheerfully on the other end of the phone: "No problem, I'll discuss it with Daodao, this is a good idea. I'll tell you when we're done! Let's choose a good day together!"

There was excitement in the voice, as if he couldn't wait to start this wonderful plan.

When Fengli heard this, her eyes narrowed into slits as she smiled and said:

"Send me your birth time and date, I have to check them carefully. This matter cannot be sloppy, I have to see which day in these months is the most suitable for you. This auspicious day is like a key to open the door to happiness, you have to find it accurately! It's like a tailor making a wedding dress - you have to tailor it to the body."

As he spoke, he shook his head like an old scholar.