Marvel: Why should I save you? We are close friends.
Chapter 386: There is a Peter next to every Deadpool!
"This sexy and beautiful lady, may I know your name? My name is Wade Johnson." The Deadpool from Hell's Kitchen asked the female Deadpool while being on guard against her attack.
In fact, the Deadpool in Hell's Kitchen is much stronger than the ordinary Deadpool. As long as he wants, he can deal with everyone here by himself.
But why do this? It’s better to pick up girls.
The female Deadpool didn't care about the lecher who was teasing her, and she attacked the Hell's Kitchen Deadpool madly with two pistols.
However, it was of no use, as the fighting power of the female Deadpool was far inferior to that of the Deadpool in Hell's Kitchen.
Sometimes he was held in Deadpool's arms, and sometimes he was secretly smelling the female Deadpool's hair.
“Ma’am, I’ve fallen in love with you.”
"Look, I'd like to die for you, but I can't!"
"I have a car but no house, but my brother does. If we get married, I am willing to buy a house for you! You know that after buying a house, you still have to pay property taxes. The federal government's property taxes are really expensive!"
"Do you see my sincerity? For you, I am willing to watch fewer striptease shows and go to fewer bars."
"Reduce it to twice a week, only go five times a week!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Wade took advantage of the moment when the female Deadpool was stunned and gently kissed her on the cheek. This kiss was both an affirmation of her charm and a release of his own emotions.
The people watching the fight were all stunned. They had never seen such an absurd yet inexplicably touching duel scene. It was as if the two were not fighting for life and death, but performing an extremely romantic courtship ceremony.
(Damn it! Let her go! The actress who plays her in real life is my wife. Are you trying to make me look bad? That better not be the female Deadpool! Otherwise I don't mind killing you, author! P.S. The actress who plays the female Deadpool is the male protagonist's wife in real life)
The female Deadpool is now in a very angry mood.
The female Deadpool's real name is Wanda Wilson. She comes from the 3010 universe and also has the ability to regenerate.
Her face is also disfigured by her superpowers. Although she is a woman, she is just as lustful and sloppy as the ordinary Deadpool.
She knew very well that Deadpool was not a good guy. The most important thing was that he was a strict controller, and there were few good-looking faces among Deadpools!
So he didn't like the Deadpool's courtship at all!
The other variants of Deadpool all wanted to take action when they saw their big sister being teased, but they were unable to do so.
At this moment, they were defeated by Logan and Deadpool from the main universe!
The battle scene was extremely brutal. Logan's figure was like lightning, shuttling through the streets and alleys. Every knife and sword was accurate, knocking down the mutant Deadpools one by one.
As for the main universe's Deadpool, with his unique humor and cunning, he coordinated with Logan's offensive. The two seemed to be natural partners with perfect understanding.
Their movements were smooth and gorgeous, and every confrontation was accompanied by the fall of the enemy, demonstrating their amazing fighting power.
Just as the two were preparing to end the battle in style and thought it was about to end, an unexpected scene broke the tranquility.
A baby Deadpool sat at the edge of the chaotic battlefield, pointing at them with his little hand and an innocent smile on his face, which seemed particularly weird in this scene.
Logan and the Deadpool of the main universe looked at each other, and an ominous premonition surged in their hearts.
They began to realize that the battle might be far from over.
A thought flashed through his mind like lightning - could it be that these variant Deadpools, including the ones they had just knocked down, all possessed the same immortality as the Deadpool in the main universe?
Once this idea came into being, it spread quickly like wildfire, making the two men's faces become solemn in an instant.
Sure enough, they heard a lot of bone sounds behind them.
Turning around, I saw that the Deadpool army, which should have fallen to the ground, stood up in various weird postures like zombies!
Just as this thought was circling in my mind, a subtle and intensive sound of bones rubbing against each other sounded quietly from behind, like the whisper of death, which made people shudder.
They turned around suddenly and saw that the army of mutant Deadpools, which should have fallen completely, were like puppets controlled by invisible hands, slowly standing up in various twisted and weird postures.
Deadpool in the main universe of "FXXXXK" knew that things were in trouble.
These deadpools are exactly like him and can never be killed, but they are running out of time.
He is going to stop the time crusher and crush his timeline!
"You go, leave this to me," Logan said in a low voice.
At this moment, the Deadpool army's advance towards them suddenly stopped.
“Stop!!!!” A fat guy named Deadpool riding a bicycle rushed over.
However, before he could jump off the bike, he was hit by two sudden figures with lightning speed. The bike fell apart instantly, and he lay on the ground in a mess, surrounded by flying parts and dust.
But then, a deafening cheer broke out among the Deadpool army, and the sound waves almost overturned the sky.
"Oh my God! It's Peter!"
"OMG, it's Spider-Man!!! And there are two versions of it!"
Two Spider-Men fell from the sky.
It's Toby's Spider-Man and Garfield's Spider-Man
"Why are there so many Deadpools here?"
"I feel like this many Deadpools are much more shocking than our Spider-Man base!"
They had just received instructions from Chen Ye to come to this universe.
"Do you all know Peter?" Deadpool from the main universe asked curiously.
"Nonsense, there is a Peter next to every Deadpool, okay?" a Deadpool said as a matter of course.
"Yeah, Deadpool and Peter will always be good friends!"
"But why is Peter in my universe a fat man, not even Spider-Man? In the final analysis, it's because the damn reality is too cruel. The damn movie company doesn't have the copyright to buy that tights and super powers. I also want to team up with Spider-Man!"
Logan pulled Deadpool to the subway station. Since someone had tied up Deadpool's army, there was no need to worry about them.
And our Hell's Kitchen Deadpool also stopped flirting with the female Deadpool.
They sat side by side on the ground.
"So how did you get to the Void? Are you Deadpools the only ones in the Void?"
As the question was asked, the female Deadpool's body trembled involuntarily. It was a fear emanating from the depths of her soul, as if it touched the secret that she was most reluctant to face.
"We Deadpools came to the void just to escape from a demon's pursuit!"
"A murderous demon!"
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