Marvel: Why should I save you? We are close friends.
Chapter 370 Deadpool: Let me ask you if I can get drunk with dancing!
【I wanna see you out that door】
【baby bye bye bye】
The Deadpool of the main universe started dancing along with the music.
The Hell Deadpool who was watching on the side couldn't help but sigh: "You are so naughty!"
Of course, Hell Deadpool couldn't let the camera focus all on the other Deadpool, so Hell Deadpool also joined this impromptu dance feast, and the two's movements began to intertwine. The tacit understanding between them seemed to transcend the boundaries of time and space, and together they weaved a visual and auditory feast.
The scene on the field was very strange. At this moment, Logan was dealing with the Time Guardians alone.
The dance of the two Deadpools became more and more wild. Sometimes they were close to each other, imitating each other's movements, and then suddenly separated, each showing their unique charm.
Touching buttocks, shaking heads, these seemingly frivolous actions seem very natural to them.
(This dance is really addictive. If you want to see me dance, you have to go and see it yourself. Words cannot describe my superb martial arts skills.)
The two Deadpools danced higher and higher, while Wolverine became more and more irritated as he listened to the music, and the time guards kept dying at Wolverine's hands.
As the last time guard fell under his claws, the music stopped at the perfect moment, as if everything was carefully choreographed for the end of this moment.
The two Deadpools finally stopped dancing. They panted and smiled at each other. Their smiles showed recognition of each other's dancing skills.
"Sure, there's nothing wrong with your dancing!"
“I feel like I can dance better than those dancers!”
"Nothing like you can twist!"
“I’m in love with myself!”
Just as the two Deadpools were immersed in the exaggerated but slightly funny flattery of each other, Wolverine walked towards them with a dark face and gave each of them a claw!
"You two, that's enough!" Logan's voice was low and powerful, and every word seemed to be squeezed out from between his teeth, revealing the long-accumulated irritability and dissatisfaction in his heart, and these two guys actually started dancing under his nose.
Now Logan has only one thought, which is to return to his own world as soon as possible. He is tired of being with Deadpool.
And now, he not only has to deal with the noise of one Deadpool, but also has to endure the "duet" of two Deadpools, which makes him feel unprecedentedly tired and helpless.
"You! Prepare the grave and the Logan of this world for me right now!" Wolverine pointed at the Deadpool of the main universe sternly!
Deadpool from the main universe lowered his head and obediently picked up the shovel to bury the old Wolverine of this world. Deadpool did not act funny this time. After all, it was wrong to dig out the old Wolverine's body, and he also needed Wolverine's help, so he listened to Wolverine obediently.
Then, he turned his sharp eyes to the Hell Deadpool who was standing beside him, the guy who had just taken the time to dance during the battle and was now gloating. "And you, you were dancing with others during the battle just now, come and help me too!"
Under Wolverine's strict supervision, the two Deadpools had to put away their playful smiles, picked up their shovels with dejected faces, and began to reorganize Logan's tomb in this world. They backfilled the soil shovel by shovel, and their movements were clumsy.
During this somewhat boring labor process, Deadpool Wade from the main universe couldn't help but be curious. He looked up at Deadpool from Hell's Kitchen and asked in a low voice, "Brother, how did you get here? And how did you get together with this guy Logan? Did you join the X-Men? You don't know that the Logans in every universe have bad tempers and are so boring!"
You have to know that in this universe, although Deadpool has carried out missions with Wolverine, he did not have the ability of immortality at that time and was still an ordinary person. When he had the ability of immortality, Wolverine in this universe was already old.
The Deadpool from another universe can actually carry out missions with the young Wolverine, so he must have joined the X-Men. This makes the Deadpool from the main universe a little envious. You know, although he is not fighting alone, he has been rejected by many superhero organizations.
"Ah, I didn't join the X-Men. They're either a bunch of little brats or old guys. We can't play together. We in Hell's Kitchen are more fun. They speak well and are all talented." Deadpool from Hell's Kitchen replied subconsciously.
The Deadpool from the main universe looked at him with envy after hearing this. He could feel that the other Deadpool was doing very well in their world.
A feeling of envy came to him, but then, an inexplicable jealousy surged like a tide. At this moment, the Deadpool in Hell's Kitchen seemed to feel the heat and took off his hood casually. In an instant, a handsome face and neat short hair were exposed to the air. This scene, like a heavy hammer, hit Wade's heart hard.
“Fxxk, why don’t you have it???” The Deadpool of the main universe collapsed. Why are others not only doing well but also not disfigured, but he not only got disfigured but also lost all his hair!
"No way, no way, haven't you healed your face yet?" The Deadpool in Hell's Kitchen immediately knew why the Deadpool in the main universe collapsed, because he was like this before.
As expected, the Deadpool of the main universe took off his mask, revealing a face full of pits and a bald head. It can’t be said to be completely bald, at least there was a strand of hair.
"Damn Fox! Damn Marvel, give me back my handsome face and thick hair! FXXK" The Deadpool of the main universe cursed to the sky for about two and a half minutes before stopping.
"Brother, there's no need, no need. I'll ask Chen Ye to help you think of a solution. Chen Ye is my good friend, and he helped me repair it." The Hell Deadpool comforted the Main Universe's Deadpool. Although he had the horse talisman on him, he still kept it in mind and didn't take it out immediately.
"Who is Chen Ye? He actually has the ability to heal you? Take me there! I want to heal my handsome face! Then Vanessa won't leave me!"
"What? You have a girlfriend?"
"You didn't?"
This time it’s Deadpool from Hell’s Kitchen’s turn to be hurt. Forget it, I’d better not heal this guy’s face!
"Hurry up and work!" Looking at the two Deadpools still chatting there, Wolverine warned seriously!
Soon the two of them finished the old Wolverine's tomb, and at this time the main universe's Deadpool immediately knelt down and hugged Wolverine and said, "Brother, my universe is about to be destroyed, can you stay for a while!"
Immediately afterwards, Deadpool from the main universe told Wolverine what happened in the Time Mutation Administration, and begged him to stay in this universe for a long time to prevent the destruction of this universe!
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