I am a freeloader in the anime world
Chapter 89 The Quarrel between Labrador Father and Son
Just when Su Yang was bullied by Yukinoshita Yukino in the infirmary, a father and son were arguing in a house in a residential area near the Seaside Park in Chiba City. However, this father and son were not humans, but Labrador retrievers.
"Dad, did you take the New Year's food that my master gave me?!" the little Labrador said loudly while holding a Labrador's ear in his mouth.
"Ah? What's wrong?!" The big Labrador jumped back and avoided the attack from the small Labrador.
"I got it by kowtowing to my master during the Chinese New Year!" the little Labrador cried, "How dare you take it!"
"Hmm..." the big Labrador responded affirmatively.
"Give it back to me!" the little Labrador yelled at the big Labrador.
"It's just some New Year's gift, why make such a fuss about it?" The big Labrador raised his head and yelled at the little Labrador in dissatisfaction.
"Hmph!" The little Labrador lay on the ground with its head lowered, looking so pitiful.
"It's like you've done something big! Isn't it just kowtowed a few times during the New Year?" said the big Labrador disapprovingly.
"Then kowtow to me, and I won't take any red envelopes!" The little Labrador raised his head and said to the big Labrador expectantly.
"Hey hey hey, listen to what bullshit you are talking about!" The big Labrador was very dissatisfied.
"What's wrong?" The little Labrador sat up, also very dissatisfied.
"How many months have I invested in you from birth to now?" the big Labrador asked the little Labrador loudly.
"Five months." The little Labrador said affirmatively.
"Well, well, well... Is there something wrong with me if the project I invested in makes a profit?" Labrador roared to the sky.
"Well, well, well... Dad, you are so good at investing, why don't you have a litter?" The little Labrador's voice was very aggrieved, "Wouldn't the profit be greater then?"
"What's the point of giving birth to so many rebellious sons?" The big Labrador's expression was full of disdain.
"Dad, you took my New Year's food and you still think you're right?! Yesterday I told you not to gamble with the Son of Life. Now the owner has run out of dog food, and you use my New Year's food to make up for it. How can you do that!" The little Labrador's eyes were full of tears, as if tears would flow out in the next second.
"Don't you understand the principle of not exposing others' shortcomings and leaving them a way out so that you can meet again in the future?" The big Labrador couldn't bear to speak loudly when he saw his son's tearful face.
"I left you a way out, but you still owed me a chance!" The little Labrador had already shed tears at this moment, and he started to scold the big Labrador.
"Stop screaming!" The big Labrador had obviously reached the limit of his patience at this moment. Looking at the little Labrador, tears came out of his eyes. He quickly glanced around and found that his owner had not come back yet, so he scolded the little Labrador in a loud voice.
"Well, well, well... give me back my New Year's food!" The little Labrador was still arguing.
"Dad... Dad... Dad is keeping it for you!" The big Labrador was still being stubborn. Anyway, there was no way it could return the New Year's food to the little Labrador.
After all, the big Labrador lost five bags of dog food yesterday. If it doesn't use its son's New Year's food to make up for it, it will be in trouble when the owner finds out that the dog food is gone.
"I don't want to be a dog in my next life!" the little Labrador said indignantly, tears falling one after another.
"What's wrong with being a dog?" The big Labrador's tone also slowed down a bit. After all, it was also afraid that the little Labrador's crying would attract its owner.
"Being a dog means eating rice." said the little Labrador.
"You can eat dog food, too!" The big Labrador didn't expect his son to change the subject so drastically, and he retorted decisively.
"Then you want to be a stray dog?" the little Labrador said loudly.
"Then let's share the rice field!" The big Labrador was frightened by his son's sudden loud voice.
"Then can you eat it?" The little Labrador said humbly, with an aggrieved expression, "I can't eat it anyway."
"You have to eat it even if you can't finish it! No one else wants it!" said the big Labrador seriously.
"If you want to be a dog, I will be a dog too," said the little Labrador.
"You still want to be daddy's son?" the big Labrador said happily, as if there had been no quarrel before.
"Yes, yes." The little Labrador affirmed loudly.
"Then why are you talking back to dad?" This time it was the big Labrador's turn to be dissatisfied.
"You can talk back, but blood is thicker than water!" said the little Labrador.
"Well~ Dad is kind of touched by what you said." The big Labrador's face was somewhat touched at this moment, tears of relief hung in his eyes, he tried hard not to let them drip down, so as not to embarrass himself in front of his son.
"But I want to be a dog that someone wants," said the little Labrador.
"And then?" The big Labrador didn't know why the little Labrador said that.
"Then I'll give all the rice I poop after eating the dog food to you, Dad!" The little Labrador kept talking shockingly.
"Then why should I eat the rice you poop?!" The big Labrador couldn't stand it anymore and went up to hit the little Labrador, "Where is there no rice on the street?"
"But what I'm pooping is warm, I can call you anytime!" said the little Labrador crying.
"You are so filial!" The big Labrador was still beating his son.
On the other side, in the infirmary of Sobu High School, at this moment, Su Yang did not know that he had successfully caused a conflict between a Labrador father and son.
(ps: One hundred gifts plus progress, 89/100)
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