I am a freeloader in the anime world

"System, learn the Encyclopedia of Feline Mastery."

After Su Yang made up his mind, he said to the system.

"Ding! The host is learning the feline encyclopedia mastery. The current number of skill slots available for learning in the possessed spirit talent is nine. Please be aware of this. Please wait while the skills are being infused."

While Su Yang was still receiving skill infusions from the system, a familiar and panicked voice sounded in his mind.

"Who are you? What are you doing? Why is this happening?"

A series of three questions about quality suddenly rang in Su Yang's mind.

The voice was pleasant to hear, but the strong sense of uneasiness clearly reached Su Yang's ears.

Su Yang was very calm about this, and even felt like laughing. It was because he rarely saw Yukinoshita Yukino so panicked, and for a moment he felt like playing around.

"What do you think I should do?"

Su Yang showed an evil smile on his face, and at the same time, he stroked Yukinoshita Yukino's face in a very pretentious manner.

Yukinoshita Yukino's consciousness suddenly shuddered, but before she could say anything, Su Yang shuddered first.

"Fuck, this kind of thing is not suitable for me." Su Yang was disgusted by his own actions. "How do those guys who tease women everywhere do such disgusting actions?"

Su Yang complained wildly in his heart.

On the side, Yukinoshita Yukino's consciousness also realized that the person who controlled her body just now made the action just for fun.

"You are such a nasty guy."

Yukinoshita Yukino said mercilessly.

"Ding! Host, please eat as soon as possible."

Just when Su Yang was about to say something, the system interrupted his idea of ​​playing a prank.

"Yeah, let's get down to business first."

After making up his mind, Su Yang no longer paid attention to the constant venomous words of Yukinoshita Yukino's consciousness, opened the door and walked out.

"I apologize for accidentally controlling your body, but my purpose is actually very simple." Su Yang couldn't stand Yukinoshita's venomous tongue, so he spoke decisively, but he didn't reveal his identity because he wanted to see if Yukinoshita could guess who he was with her smart head. "My purpose is to eat."

"what?"

For Yukinoshita Yukino, nothing could be more bizarre than the present. She was already pissed off by someone at school today, which made it difficult for her to fall asleep tonight. When she was about to do some exercise to help her fall asleep, she was surprised to find that her body no longer belonged to her!

"Putting aside your ridiculous reason, who are you, a man or a woman?"

Because, no matter what, this matter must be made clear. After all, if when I was really dating Su Yang, my body was suddenly controlled by someone, and the controller was a woman, wouldn't that mean I was being raped by a woman?

No, absolutely not!

"I'm just a hungry guy."

After Su Yang finished speaking, he no longer paid attention to Yukinoshita Yukino and started to wash vegetables and cook seriously.

Thanks to Yukinoshita Yukino's cooking proficiency skill, Su Yang can cut vegetables as if he were assisted by God, allowing Su Yang, a culinary idiot, to master fluent knife skills. Although Su Yang did not learn the cooking proficiency skill, he can still use the skills of the possessed creature during the possession period.

ten minutes later.

Su Yang, who originally thought he could cook delicious dishes, felt numb when he looked at the food in the pot and the seasonings on the side.

Although Su Yang can use his cooking skills at this moment, this skill is not his own after all. He can only complete the steps of the skill one by one according to the knowledge provided by the skill, and he has no control over the experience of the skill owner.

It's like a recipe. No matter how detailed the cooking steps are written on it, an inexperienced person will never be able to cook it well. Of course, there are people who can cook a dish just by looking at the recipe, but Su Yang is definitely not such a genius.

Yukinoshita Yukino saw everything clearly through Su Yang's perspective, and when she saw that the other party did not move for a long time, she immediately understood what he meant.

"You don't even know how to season something as simple as this?"

"I really don't know how to do it. After all, I have never cooked before." Su Yang said as a matter of course.

To be honest, Su Yang's knowledge of seasonings is limited. He only knows how to use basic seasonings such as salt, sugar and vinegar. Moreover, he only knows how to use them but not the dosage.

After all, to be honest, no matter how strange the taste was, Su Yang could eat it. After all, although he would not die of starvation, the feeling of hunger was indeed unpleasant. When he was starving, he could use Guanyin soil to fill his stomach. Of course, this was limited to the situation of starvation, and it was also limited to the first ten years after he came to this world.

After Su Yang spent nearly twenty years completing missions and gaining mission merits to modify the entry of the Son of Life at the Time Travel Bureau, he never tried to eat Guanyin soil to satisfy his hunger again. After all, there were too many things to eat in the city. Although he was eating expired food, it was definitely ten thousand times more delicious than tree bark and leaves.

However, because he often eats expired food, he doesn't have high requirements for the taste of food. What he cares about is that it can be eaten, tastes better than Guanyin soil, and does not cause constipation after eating it.

After all, if you eat too much Guanyin soil, you won't be able to defecate. Guanyin soil itself has no nutrition and naturally cannot provide any energy that Su Yang needs. But it has an advantage, which is that it will give you a strong sense of fullness after eating it. After being hungry for more than ten days, the feeling of fullness is a luxury. Although the stomach is filled, because it cannot obtain energy, it can only fall into a dormant state and sleep for several days.

"Then I'll continue thinking about the amount of seasoning to use."

Su Yang didn't say much. He turned off the stove, picked up the seasonings in the kitchen, and began to try little by little to figure out how much seasoning to add to the dish.

After all, for Su Yang, even if the food is too salty, he will still eat it. He will not die anyway, so it doesn't matter.

There were even a few times when Su Yang was so hungry that he wanted to eat radioactive uranium 235. After all, nuclear radiation is also energy. Since he has the gift of immortality, it wouldn't be a problem for him to give it a try. What if Su Yang could really absorb the energy of nuclear radiation and never need to eat again?

Then, as expected, this idea went wrong, because once uranium 235 entered his stomach, regardless of whether he could absorb nuclear radiation, he would become a radiation source himself. At that time, he would not be able to enter the city, and he would not even be able to go to places where there were living things. What if it caused biological mutations?

After hearing Su Yang's words, Yukinoshita Yukino hesitated.

Is this guy really here to cook?

But...why did he use his own body to cook? What was the point of doing this? Was he cooking for himself?

Seeing that Su Yang stopped talking, Yukinoshita Yukino also remained quiet. After all, if anything really happened, there was always Hoshino-kun.