I am a freeloader in the anime world

"Teacher Hiratsuka, I guess you won't need to buy a bicycle in the future, right?" Before Su Yang asked the question, Kong Ginzi asked the question instead.

But it's true that even if teachers have a high salary, it's not high enough to afford an Aston Martin.

"Well, it's better to be prepared." said Shizuka Hiratsuka.

"Wait, Mr. Hiratsuka, when you say you'll need a bicycle in the future, are you referring specifically to the kind of bicycle with a small back seat that is specially designed for families with children?" Su Yang seemed to have thought of something, and turned his head meaningfully to look at Shizuka Hiratsuka who was driving.

"..."

After Su Yang finished speaking, the car fell into silence, but Su Yang did not notice it and continued talking.

"Wow, is Hiratsuka-sensei going to prepare her child for kindergarten so soon? But when I think about it, it's really good. It's really a loving scene that Hiratsuka-sensei rides a bicycle to take her child to kindergarten."

Su Yang was still outputting, but he didn't notice at all that the smile on Hiratsuka Shizuka's face was gone, while Kong Ginko in his arms had an expression that said 'Aren't you afraid of death?'

"But if I remember correctly, Hiratsuka-sensei doesn't seem to have a boyfriend yet? Oh, how pitiful, she's almost thirty years old and still hasn't had one... Shit..."

Before Su Yang could finish his words, he felt a strong push on his back, and the words he had not finished saying were pulled back into his stomach. He even thought of the national quintessence of the neighboring Dragon Country.

"I...I...slow down...there's a car ahead...be careful..."

Seeing the originally clearly visible scenery outside the car window turn into a blur, Su Yang immediately regretted what he had said before.

"Hoshino-kun! You idiot! Why are you provoking Hiratsuka-sensei for no reason? Aaah!"

At this moment, Kong Yinzi only felt as if a pair of big hands were desperately pushing her into Su Yang's arms. Kong Yinzi grabbed Su Yang's hand around her waist in fear and yelled at Su Yang.

"I..." Su Yang knew he was in the wrong and didn't know what to say for a moment. However, when he saw the traffic light at the intersection ahead had turned red, he quickly shouted, "Teacher Hiratsuka, calm down! Calm down! The light ahead is red! Red light!"

brush!

It took the red Aston Martin less than a second to pass the intersection.

"..."

"hiss!"

Suddenly, Su Yang felt a sharp pain in the arm that was around Kong Yinzi's waist. He endured the discomfort of speeding at 280 kilometers per hour, slightly turned his head, and looked away from Kong Yinzi's body. He only saw that Kong Yinzi was closing her eyes, holding her arms tightly with both hands, and the nails on her ten fingers pierced the skin on her arm and penetrated into the flesh.

Tsk, it’s really not a good habit to pull up your sleeves for no reason.

Su Yang complained to himself in his heart.

............

Inside a police car.

"I heard that the Aston Martin didn't race today." A fat traffic policeman said to the thin traffic policeman next to him.

"Did the sun rise from the west today?" The thin traffic policeman stuck his head out of the window and glanced at the sun in the sky, asking in confusion.

"Who knows?" The fat traffic policeman shrugged. "Alas, it's a pity that I will lose a lot of speeding tickets today. I guess it will affect my income this month."

"Oh, this is difficult." Hearing this, the thin traffic policeman was also a little helpless, "Why don't we go to another place to catch speeding? After all, if that Aston Martin doesn't race, our income today will be reduced."

"Why don't we wait? After all, what if? What if that Aston Martin is speeding when it passes by us?" said the fat traffic policeman.

"Yeah, let's wait a little longer." The thin traffic policeman lowered his head and thought about it, then agreed.

brush!

Just as the two traffic policemen were talking, a red shadow flew past them.

"Oh my God!" The fat traffic policeman and the thin traffic policeman were also frightened by the red shadow and exclaimed in unison.

"What's the speed?" The thin traffic policeman reacted first and quickly asked the fat traffic policeman holding a speedometer next to him.

"2...296!"

"How much...how much?!"

"296!"

"That guy wasn't driving a car, he was driving a plane, right?!"

............

Sobu High School, first-year teacher's office, restroom.

“Ugh… ugh… ugh…”

Feeling the surging waves in her stomach, Kong Yinzi was crying and snotting into the toilet. At this moment, she looked as pitiful as she could be.

Kong Yinzi dared to guarantee that this was definitely the most embarrassing time she had ever experienced. She couldn't help but feel a little resentful towards Su Yang in her heart.

"vomit......"

"Kong Ginko, here, rinse your mouth." Outside the bathroom door, Hiratsuka Shizuka handed a glass of water to Kong Ginko with an embarrassed look on her face.

"Teacher Hiratsuka, this is murder! If you have any misanthropic tendencies, please go to the hospital and cooperate with the doctor's treatment!"

"Teacher, I just wanted you to go back to class earlier, so I stepped on the accelerator lightly. Look, it only took a minute to get to school."

There was a hint of embarrassment on Hiratsuka Shizuka's face, but she still pretended to be serious.

"..."

"vomit......"

"After all, it's all Hoshino's fault. If he hadn't provoked me, my teacher, I wouldn't have done that!" After saying that, Shizuka Hiratsuka turned her head and looked viciously at Su Yang, who was sitting in his seat not far away to relieve his discomfort.

"..."

"Yes, yes, it's my fault." Su Yang said weakly.

Compared to Kong Yinzi, Su Yang did not vomit as much as her, but his face looked a little ugly, but he felt uncomfortable too.

"Ahem, that's it. I'll ask for half a day off for you. You can have a good rest in the morning. You can rest in the office or in the infirmary."

Looking at the two people in extremely bad condition, Shizuka Hiratsuka couldn't help but stroke her forehead, thinking that it would be too much to teach Su Yang a lesson now. She should wait until he rested. Even though she couldn't beat him, she still had to teach him a lesson. After all, that kind of words was Shizuka Hiratsuka's weak spot! Even if it was Su Yang, he would still be taught a lesson.

"Then I'll leave it to Mr. Hiratsuka."

Su Yang said weakly that in his current state, even if he wanted to attend class, he was unable to do so. Of course, even under normal circumstances, he would just sleep in his seat in class.

"It's okay. By the way, Xingye, here's the water cup. If Kong Yinzi vomits again, there's some brown sugar in the cabinet at my seat, where I put the sandwich before. Make some for her and let her drink it. If she vomits like this again, her body won't be able to handle it."

Looking at Kong Yinzi who had not come out of the bathroom yet, Hiratsuka Shizuka said to Su Yang with some concern.